Rheia: Of course the only toilet in the building was for the most skilled exhibistionist gymnasts!

SirStabsalot: shit yerself on the way up, or scare the shit out of someone on their way down

ange1ade: "The parkour frat bros thought it would be funny to make the only bathroom in the house accessible only by running along the wall. Unfortunately for them, they soon realized how hard it was to wall jump when your bladder is about to burst at any second..."
Brodab: Henry really wanted to be able to do his business where he could surprise any robbers entering his house.

Kitlo: which will drop first, you or the poo?

Soxfan196o: It's not just out of order, but it's out of reach and requires some serious acrobatics to attempt to use this toilet with no privacy.

As_the_palace_burns: Feel like im going for the low hanging fruit but: " Shitting on the high pot

The_Dancing_Viagra: anxiety

Avandor: Why, yes, we do have a restroom that isn't for customers only.

Jeffio: Have you ever felt like using the restroom wasn't challenging enough? Then boy do I have the house for you!

efot: I told you it's better to do this sitting down

blockhead77: Take a shit any%
Ariovrak: "Holy shit!"