Summerpalooza 2026 Results

Guess the final results of the semi-finals and the grand final of Eurovision 2026, with whoever gets the most points from correct guesses being the winner.

The participating countries and songs:

Semi-final 1:

Moldova: Satoshi - "Viva, Moldova!"

Sweden: Felicia - "My System"

Croatia: Lelek - "Andromeda"

Greece: Akylas - "Ferto"

Portugal: Bandidos do Cante - "Rosa"

Georgia: Bzikebi - "On Replay"

Finland: Linda Lampenius and Pete Parkkonen - "Liekinheitin"

Montenegro: Tamara Živković - "Nova zora"

Estonia: Vanilla Ninja - "Too Epic to Be True"

Israel: Noam Bettan - "Michelle"

Belgium: Essyla - "Dancing on the Ice"

Lithuania: Lion Ceccah - "Sólo quiero más"

San Marino: Senhit - "Superstar"

Poland: Alicja - "Pray"

Serbia: Lavina - "Kraj mene"

Semi-final 2:

Bulgaria: Dara - "Bangaranga"

Azerbaijan: Jiva - "Just Go"

Romania: Alexandra Căpitănescu - "Choke Me"

Luxembourg: Eva Marija - "Mother Nature"

Czechia: Daniel Zizka - "Crossroads"

Armenia: Simón - "Paloma Rumba"

Switzerland: Veronica Fusaro - "Alice"

Cyprus: Antigoni - "Jalla"

Latvia: Atvara - "Ēnā"

Denmark: Søren Torpegaard Lund - "Før vi går hjem"

Australia: Delta Goodrem - "Eclipse"

Ukraine: Leléka - "Ridnym"

Albania: Alis - "Nân"

Malta: Aidan - "Bella"

Norway: Jonas Lovv - "Ya Ya Ya"

Automatic finalists:

Austria: Cosmó - "Tanzschein"

France: Monroe - "Regarde !"

Germany: Sarah Engels - "Fire"

Italy: Sal da Vinci - "Per sempre sì"

United Kingdom: Look Mum No Computer - "Eins, Zwei, Drei"

All the songs

Rehearsal clips

To enter, send your ranked top 10 for each semi-final (i.e. who you think will qualify and at what place) along with your top 25 for the final based on the two lists plus the five automatic qualifers.

Points will be scored as follows:

Semi-finals:

1 point for each correct qualifier

Bonus points for each correct ranking (12 for 1st, 10 for 2nd, 8 for 3rd, 7... 1)

10 points for getting all 10 finalists right in one semi-final

30 points for getting all 20 finalists right in both semi-finals

Final:

Points for each correct ranking (25 for 1st, 24...1)

Summerpalooza 2026 Rules

  

 

J Diddy: They don't know I poisoned it

riverclaw: when your parents ask you to share with your siblings

Zeko: no, to get the ratio right you have to weight it before adding the stench wad
DiscoName: weighted training noodles
Ashuralol: I want a spoon
Frogina: "Mooom! He still got more than me!"
Demit: 'see?! I told you! Your plate has 4 ounces, but mine only has 3.98"|
blockhead77: You can't be too careful around the noodle bandits
thebetter saaauuuccceee: When you're faster than your friends at dinnertime.
Antic the Fearless: When your kids are always complaining that their siblings are getting more food than them.
Thereminivan Beethoven: Counting Carbs: Stoner Edition

The not very chosen one: Average sibling food sharing experience

Painterguy: She jolli on my bee til I chickenjoy - 9 pts

Big Daddy Grimm: me laughing at the filter that made her look so silly - 5 pts, 3 vts

Sauceror Vitalysis: he says my face looks jolly - 2 pts
Zanthia: She must have had the beans. That realy stinks! - 5 pts, 3 vts
thebetter saaauuuccceee: Don't be suspicious - 1 pt

Chadomancer: Sandra didn't know it, but she was about to get her eggs deviled. - 4 pts

Frogina: When you find your ONLY fan - 14 pts

BoomBoomBam: The ever cautious Chef chooses only the most fragrant of meat for the daily special. - 5 pts, 2 vts

Tokyo Baby: When using phone is not allowed at work so you scroll with the customer instead! - 7 pts
Empty_Bottle: look at this phone, companion i am currently sobbing - 8 pts

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Anaeri: I didn't say 'Simon says' - 0 pts

chicken of loathing: me and the boys after the farmer takes our eggs - 6 pts, 3 vts 
Fire Salamander: Jim never did come back to the bar. Everyone there was just too cocky. - 12 pts
Attila: Call some chicks! Just a cockfest at the bar tonight. - 8 pts

soulesslife: Ah chicken's favorite alcohol, Hennessy. - 7 pts

fkj: four chickens with beer bellies drink with a man - 1 pt

SamhaineTsuke: "Man, when you said you were throwing a hen-party, I thought you meant something else!" - 6 pts, 3 vts

Ryu Gin Verboten Revanant: We can leave in a few minutes. Just let me just get my beak wet. - 6 pts, 4 vts
Pawlifer: Five cocks walk into a bar, one of them was adopted. - 11 pts

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Kol Miners Daughter: The chess club met at the table periodically

PAINterguy: Mercury to C4
PaUNCHy: You drank my battleship!
Mr Ham: Every move is a solution.
EclipseTorch: "Floor will be purple"
Ipskulin: Beer pong for mathletes

wh1rl: chemists chess tournament

Fire Salamander: Two chemicals, both alike in dignity, in the basketball where we lay our scene.
Zeko: knight to e4 i take your flask of meth!
Zanthia: And thus, The Matrix was born.