Friday, March 30, 2018


No Touchy: "Some say he's still waiting on their customer support." - 4 pts, 2 vts
Ouro Boros: gotta cut off them all! It's for romance! - 3 pts
Shadow1911: GOGH to catch them all! - 8 pts
randomperson123: Sunflora attacked Gogh-lem. It was SUPER effective! - 14 pts
Ranzer: Yeah, Pokemon Gogh was okay, but after they updated the experience pointillism system, I lost interest. - 9 pts
lagoticspy: CAPS? doesn't know what is going one? - 1 pt
Zimon9: It's hard to be the very best. Like no one ever was. - 3 pts, 3 vts


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Thursday, March 29, 2018



Grushvak: The entire country mourns after the announced sale of Square Enix to Electronic Arts. - 9 pts, 5 vts
katzva: I know, I know. I wanna be in a fantasy too. - 9 pts, 4 vts
spazkillerthereturn: It's ok it's not real! - 8 pts
tbell30: "dont worry... im not trump, i wont deport you" - 5 pts, 3 vts
DeaksDeetee: Pic from 2016's Aeris Rememberance Day. - 5 pts, 2 vts



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Aeshma: And on that wonderful day, the nation saw Obama anime'ted like never before. - 6 pts
Monechetti: Arigato, Obama-san - 6 pts
xoutkastx3: "Hold me close, tiny dancer." - 6 pts
Ouro Boros: I'm sorry Joe can't go on your road trip, maybe next time. - 5 pts
lagoticspy: only 17 dyas left before the hugs are gone - 7 pts
Liquid Pyramid: Last good president meets last good final fantasy - 6 pts


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Wednesday, March 28, 2018

Game Review: Secret Hitler

Note: As I have an America's Foundation retheme of this game, the relevant game terms will reflect said theme. These term changes are also useful for avoiding any political stuff to get worse.

A constant favorite game for parties is Werewolf/Mafia. It's easy to explain, easy to prepare and play, and it's always fun to see people question each other. While the basic game is pretty good, people want more of that murder, mystery, treachery and secrecy, so a lot of games of the Werewolf/Mafia type have been made.

Secret Hitler is one of the more well-known Werewolf/Mafia type games, along with The Resistance and its add-ons. The rules and some materials are available online, but you can make these materials from scratch without the need to print. The basic idea is a parliament voting over electing officials and legislating laws.

In the original theme, it's Liberals versus Fascists headed by Hitler, but for this retheme, it's Democratic Republicans against Federalists headed by Alexander Hamilton. The Democratic Republicans win if they pass five Dem. Rep. policies or kick Hamilton out; Federalists win if they pass six Federalist policies or elect Hamilton as the secretary of the treasury after three Federalist policies have been passed. The "good" guys always have a majority.

After distributing the relevant number of cards in envelopes, players close their eyes, the Federalists open their eyes, and depending on the number of players, Hamilton either knows his fellow Federalists or not. Federalists always know who Hamilton is.

A President is randomly selected, who then picks his Secretary of the Treasury. After this choice, players then vote whether to elect them or not: a strict majority of yes votes is needed to be elected. 

Three policies are drawn, the president passing two to the secretary, who then passes one as law. Four failed elections force a policy to pass.

Passing some specific Fed. laws will trigger a power that must be used by the President (assuming Hamilton hasn't been elected Secretary of the Treasury), which ranges from peeks to removal of a player from the game (dead men can't vote). 

This quick rundown doesn't cover all the situations, but this might be enough to give you an idea of how Secret Hitler works as a Werewolf/Mafia game. 

Games of this type have an inherent feature of some players having incomplete information. Usually the forces considered antagonistic know who each other are, but in this game, sometimes the secret leader doesn't know who his cohorts are. 

Note that the enemy leader is still considered a member of the team, albeit a key one that's vulnerable. A man who does not know who his friends or foes but must keep himself alive to be elected and so has the task of being both worthy of being right-hand man while avoiding being someone you just want to shoot.

Different goals mean different strategies. The good guys want to know each other while the bad guys want to plant their leader, who has no clue who's who. Every way to know a player's identity is always unsure and every deduction is always an assumption (having separate party ID's is genius when you think about it).

The powers that reveal information are important as those who acquire such information (elected presidents) have an edge with their decisions during gameplay.

The smallest crowd that can play this game is of five people, but the downside is that at five or six people mechanics that are unusual and the play will seem rather weak. No one will complain about an upper limit of 10 people, so let's not go there.

CATATTACK123: when your friend uses you as a human shield - 10 pts
Flooperdooper: "my girlfriend turned into the moon." "That's rough, buddy." - 6 pts
Trueturtle: You'll find that UR someday - 11 pts
TurtTheTurtleTamer: #WeAren'tNumberOne - 7 pts
NightmareRaptor: it is okay buddy. That is just the moon - 3 pts
Lesbian_Syphilitic_Spanker: Firendship is everything. The meteor scare also helps bringing foes together - 0 pts
Lin Ming: Paint me like your French women! - 5 pts


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Monday, March 26, 2018


Volc: Studying for the University of Atlantis in a nutshell - 14 pts
Doom_367: Asian Dedication - 4 pts, 2 vts, 1 3
CATATTACK123: When your mom wants you to study while you're taking swimming lessons 4 pts, 2 vts, 1 3
Smoaster: "Well? Every person has a different learning style. Your just jealous that yours isn't as creative as mine" - 1 pt
Khurby: "Man, my girlfriend was right! Reading 50 shades of gray makes me wet, too!" - 4 pts, 3 vts
Silver_Fire: Studying for the Bronze Cross... - 0 pts
LordGrape: grind never stops - 3 pts
ShadowMonkey1224: "Man, this book is really in-depth." - 13 pts, 2 3's
tritagonist: Colin was starting to think "Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea" was pretty immersive - 13 pts, 3 3's
Derplingtons: When you have to go to swim practice but also cram for an exam - 6 pts
McMoolish: Studying sub-quatic lifeforms - you're doing it wrong. - 4 pts, 2 vts, 0 3's


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Friday, March 23, 2018

Word: lustmördare

AliRaza111: A spin-off version of truth or dare usually played by couples with *slightly* different rules - 10 pts
Aithre: Lustmordare, n.: An insatiable love for the most daring game in Kingdom of Loathing, the MMG. - 7 pts
Spag Eddy: When Mördare's Lust." an HBO series special! Tune in at 5PM on Saturday to learn more! - 6 pts
DeaksDeetee: The gleaming reputation you get from dieing from doing something really cool. - 11 pts
Lesbian_Syphilitic_Spanker: "Thrill killing" - 2 pts


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izzycat: pre-modern family - 7 pts
jxqz: too lazy to be evil - 10 pts
randomperson123: We are number one... when it comes to stomaching disgusting lunch. - 5 pts
Zimon9: Mr. Bigchin (i know he is a famous actor, i just forgot his name) enjoys a pack of cigs and curry with chocolate on the side. - 2 pts
DemiGum: consternation and curry. What a combo! - 3 pts
DIEGO1marcUS: A holy man fasting before a meal - 9 pts


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Tuesday, March 20, 2018


Super Bob: The aliens had no idea they were going to land in Australia. - 0 pts
Smoaster: this is how I see the world - 1 pt
DeaksDeetee: "This way, people won't get their shoes muddy!" - 5 pts
ShadowMonkey1224: "I hope we installed these Australian speakers right..." - 9 pts
TurtTheTurtleTamer: The base drop that flips the world around it - 4 pts
Phizzbo: "No, no no! THAT doen't make them woofers, either!" - 6 pts
Costanzafaust: Welcome to the didgiredoo concert, mate! - 10 pts
stopthattimerave: "The Australian jam band is going great!" - 3 pts
Volc: A proper broadcast set for a chuch choir - 0 pts
tritagonist: "Opening day at M.C Escher park" - 11 pts
Derplingtons: I hear our next speaker is a very down-to-earth person, very grounded in reality - 8 pts
NeverNeverMe: The aliens, they are coming! - 1 pt
Zeko: Now this is a story all about ow My life got flipped-turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-A - 14 pts
JAD: The third season of Stranger Things really seems to be phoning it in... - 12 pts


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