Deus Ex Machina: Deciding to one-up 2016, 2017 had a very specific kill list. - 9 pts
Ouro Boros: by the year 2035 it's predicted that Eurovision will be won by a being of pure energy. - 6 pts
Volc: Now featured: 16 artists that help you forget all those obnoxious Christmas tunes you hear everywhere. - 6 pts
Walowitz: CDs your grandmother buys you for Crimbo. Bless her soul. - 7 pts
Xantaxar: For something that's supposed to showcase European cultural and linguistic diversity, Eurovision sure has a lot of English. - 2 pts

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