The Tainted Wisdom: 

My teachers: "No, there isn't a job where you 'troll' people and animals all day!"

Behavioral Psychologists:

- 8 pts

Soxfan196o: My cats love coca cola...the logo - 2 pts

Fargblabble: "After a round table discussion, all of the performers agreed to the terms of the new product-placement deal" - 2 pts
Chadomancer: That was the last anyone ever heard from Janice. - 9 pts

hUntanoMAD: Connection error. Failed to load object: cat food. Please try again. - 9 pts

HappyAmerican: Nerf day - 5 pts

Servius: /games people anytime anyone says anything that has an AR in it - 9 pts 

theMalcolite: Our dishwashing soap is so fresh, even your cats will love it - 3 pts

Geodis: When you forget the "(na) - 6 pts

Clawleone: when someone accidentally says AR in /games - 7 pts

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Soxfan196o: When the price of gas is too high the giovernment elected to buy the city employees smaller cars. - 5 pts. 0 3's

HappyAmerican: In Soviet Russia, car rides you! - 6 pts

theMalcolite: If you can run a six minute mile you get to carry a sports car. - 0 pts

Khlamedaea: "We're carpooling!" - 9 pts, 2 vts

The Tainted Wisdom: China when a dynasty's going well: (Center-left guy)

China when the population starts getting addicted to opium again: (Far-right guy) - 2 pts
Chadomancer: Here we see newborn cars being taken by the autozoological staff to get their first oil change. - 18 pts

Fargblabble: exclusively hiring giants as employees in his new Valet service, turned out to be the best business decision Timothy ever made - 4 pts

ArgonZero: When the midlife crisis hits but the budget says model cars . - 10 pts

Avandor: I TOLD you the shrink ray would work. Maybe we should have let people get out of the cars first, though. - 5 pts, 1 3
Gawea: Ant-Man solves a real world crisis -- not enough parking. - 0 pts

hleghe: "adding powerups to the local racing circuit had some unintended consequences" - 3 pts
Bobby cool: "Corporate decided to downsize" - 9 pts, 1 3

MathEquals5: Car theft in Lilliput - 7 pts

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Chadomancer: DO you MIND? We're trying to have an intimate ceremony down here! - 12 pts, 5 vts

Soxfan196o: We've all seen it before, but how about she? - 0 pts

Avandor: And here we have the Trap Door Brider in her native habitat... Oh, she has spotted her next meal! - 14 pts

theMalcolite: Should anyone present know of any reason that this couple should not be joined in holy matrimony, speak now or forever hold your peace - 7 pts

Etsuko: If it's between "I do" and "I don't", well, I don't quite understand the plan, but I'm down. - 0 pts

shgr: chinese spy seen taking inspiration from hit videogame "among us" - 5 pts

The Tainted Wisdom: Going all-out for the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles wedding theme. - 6 pts, 4 vts

Clawleone: escaping responsible - 2 pts, 2 vts

Oldsfrk: It's a Manhole, so where's all the men? - 12 pts, 6 vts

hUntanoMAD: Don't worry, i have the perfect disguise. NOBODY suspects a bride. - 6 pts, 3 vts

vrdt: i heard you talkin' shit - 8 pts

Antic the Fearless: When the girl from "The Ring" gets married - 2 pts, 1 vt

Shakara: "For the last time- My heart belongs to Michelangelo! I will not marry anyone else!!" - 4 pts

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Gawea: McDonalds makes a play for the theater crowd with a rival musical: the Yellow Man Group. - 8 pts

Soxfan196o: Fry-Day Fashion - 5 pts

The Tainted Wisdom: I asked management "What happens when they start getting sweat stains that look like grease and going limp from the heat?" They said "That'll just make them look even MORE like the fries!" - 0 pts

Judith the Shiv: Affordable housing comes to the US. - 14 pts

Chadomancer: It was at this point that McDonald's realized they had finally taken the whole "super size" thing too far. - 16 pts

hUntanoMAD: And here we see a french fry queen, looking for a place to make a new colony. - 7 pts, 4 vts

Mistress of the Obvious: Do you REALLY want a shake with THESE fries? - 6 pts, 4 vts

sylviasomeday: twinkle twinkle little fry, how you wiggly as i drive by - 0 pts

blockhead77: This is the Pompeii of capatalism  - 3 pts

tsuran: "New pokedex entry: American Dugtrio" - 12 pts

Zanthia: SurFRIES!!!!!!!!!! - 6 pts, 3 vts
anomynus: "I said dress up as McFly from Back to the Future, not McFry!" - 7 pts, 3 vts

Westcliffe: Never again do I supersize my order of fries. - 4 pts

Additional Pylons: "Would you like fries with that? Would you? Please... please have fries with that. End this torturous existence. Please." - 2 pts

vrdt: didn't know Playtime CO. did commisions for restaurants - 0 pts

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