Thursday, August 31, 2017


gege221133: Hey look I'm at the FROnt of the bus! - 2 pts
DeaksDeetee: "And we'll put a happy little traffic jam right here..." - 11 pts
soma33: and the happy wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round - 2 pts
Sparksol: And this is how we turn happy little accidents into happy BIG accidents. - 12 pts
Methanol: "Because painted canvas is just so tacky." - 5 pts
Monechetti: The wheels on the Bob go round and round - 4 pts


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Monday, August 28, 2017

Word: opzichtstertjes

Birdy: tiny mods - 1 pt
Aithre: The sound two European dictionaries make when they really, relly love each other - 5 pts
Perire: opzichtstertjes - The optimal height-weight ratio of a kickboxing ostrich. - 8 pts
DeaksDeetee: Obsessively checking the clock in anticipation of something ending, to the detriment of actually enjoying the thing. - 9 pts
awbry: that thing that left on your teeth whenever you eat popcorn and something stucked on your teeth, you can't describe it but you know it's opzichtstertjes, yes it is definitely that - 7 pts


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Wednesday, August 23, 2017


Aithre: How many times must I tell you not to feed the hellion with THIS again?! - 4 pts
Tiny Plastic Lelep: "See this, class?" Asked the teacher, pointing to the shamefaced Patricck Dunstan, Pastamancer Dunce, "This is why you always use proper utensils when casting hot spells." - 12 pts
CaptainCavemaniac: Trump has even fired a piece of wood, is any more evidence of his lunacy needed? - 3 pts
Mookieproof: Honey? Is dinner ready? Honey? Where the hell are you? - 8 pts
Moose_Drool: Bob's award winning chili had some nasty side effects. - 7 pts
Tiny Plastic Rick: This is what happens when you hire child labor to cook your dinner. - 5 pts
Brimund: Unfortunately my little cousin has a hard time remembering which utensils to use on the barbecue - 3 pts


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Tuesday, August 22, 2017

Things you should never do during a solar eclipse:


Perire: Try demonstrating the power output of solar panels. - 10 pts
Devilleboi: participate in a quote contest on KoL when you should be outside experiencing a one in a lifetime event. - 6 pts, 2 vts
ElectricBoo: KoL. - 0 pts
Spag Eddy: shave all hair from your body, slather yourself in canola oil and tan nude. - 14 pts
AshGM: Go sunbathing with magnifying glasses on instead of clothes - 7 pts
Ammar HM: Organize a bird-watching competition with 6 year olds - 8 pts
deadleeplatapus: You should never spend time watching a video that explains how the total eclipse will explain that the Earth is really flat. You will become stupider. - 6 pts, 3 vts
Brimund: be on KoL - 5 pts
Cpt jizzwater: ask where the sun went - 0 pts

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Monday, August 21, 2017

Word: zaiarengatik


Disco Stews Party Van: A word to describe a drunken alien - 3 pts
placidfac: Geriatric battle cry, used during the great war against the prune people of Pluto, our miserable overlords. - 7 pts, 3 vts
The Predator: A term used by meteorologists, meaning that the clouds are completely covering the sky - 0 pts
JikanMcA: That moment a dinosuar falls out of the sky. No it's not what you scream, it's what you call the dinasouar - 6 pts
busstop82: zaiarengatik is the antonym to supercalifragilistic expialidocious - being used only if you have something to say. which makes it the least used word in the english language - 7 pts, 4 vts
Aithre: The ancient magick of peeing in toilet without spilling outside the urinal - 8 pts
Brimund: when one attempts for the 13th time to win a game they always lose, and loses again - 3 pts
Wisko: Very convincing horse dentures. - 9 pts
deadleeplatapus: the definition for the tic that forms when you are waiting for a world event but you really want to ascend. - 11 pts

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Saturday, August 19, 2017

Word: fëlliqur

Kriana: the finest alcoholic beverage distilled from kittens available for purchase - 7 pts

placidfac: fëlliqur: adjective, the term best used to describe people who wear exceptionally fancy, mismatched shoes - 6 pts
Brimund: Similar to a manicure or peticure, but it's what vampires get done for their fangs before attending Lady Spookyraven's balls - 8 pts
Shelly Girl: Felliqur: a state of friendship where two fellas are considered perfectly equal. Often accurs in a brommunity :) - 0 pts
Aithre: The peculiar way an European would fall when he/she slips on banana skins - 11 pts
slothower: A felliqur is an artisinal feline liquor craftsman. - 4 pts

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Word: þéttur

repulsive guy: the better way of saying 'better'. only the þétturest people use this word - 4 pts
SnowCrystal: a word filler derived frim "but uhh.." spoken in a heavy norweigian accent - 5 pts
tonytony40: I can't believe it's not butter's newest product. High in salt and fat, for those looking for a little extra. - 8 pts
Elston Gunn: bettur is the butter of the future - it's so good you really should believe it's not better - it's better, it's bettur! - 6 pts
DeaksDeetee: Avant-garde theatre where everything is communicated in raspberries (*phbbt*), hence the þ. - 7 pts


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Word: göygöz

JiffyMallMulti: Pickled goat eggs. - 6 pts, 3 vts
Perire: definition : The ancient practice of eating fermented deer liver buried for 70 days and nights in a swamp. - 10 pts
The Predator: a bagel that a non jew eats when he or she wants to appear more jewish - 6 pts
repulsive guy: The woozy sensation felt by the exceptionally tall due to the sudden change in altitude when standing up too quickly. - 5 pts, 3 vts, 1 3
SamhainIA: it has sometinhg to do with being an outsider - 2 pts
Icon315: Go-Gurt in russian - 8 pts
Sheepdip: def: boyband goggles - 5 pts, 3 vts, 0 3's


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Word: endemoniaban

JiffyMallMulti: the feeling of satisfaction one gets when finishing washing one's octopus - 3 pts, 1 vt
BOWLER606: What a jamacian man says when he bans endermen from his minecraft server. - 10 pts
deadleeplatapus: the word that describes someone who tries to talk in a sterertypical Jamaican accent who always has to have the last word. "That is the enda 'mon!" - 8 pts
Moose_Drool: endemoniaban - The place where Jamaican farmers house their domesticated currency - 5 pts
AkAhAd: banishing a demon from the inside! - 3 pts, 2 vts
AliRaza111: endemoniaban: When Azazel bans someone from performing demonic rituals and summonings due to trying to trying to integrate the essence of a demon into your very being which leads to damaging the soul of the demon used for this ritual - 7 pts


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