Jimbo Pastamaster: It's not gonna fall because it's moonshine! There's no gravity on the moon! - 18 pts
Ouro Boros: michael had the great misfortune to reincarnate as a bottle of whiskey, but when his chance came he took it. No bro was gonna put him to his lips. - 6 pts 3 vts
CraterousGrater: Jeez man, chill out! I'm holding your deceased father's last bottle really carefully! I'm even wearing my good pink flip flops for extra traction! - 7 pts 3 vts
amoebalady: When a defining moment comes along, you can do one of two things. You can define the moment, or you can let the moment define you. - 7 pts 4 vts
darkgalaxypotato: Pictures Taken 5 Seconds Right Before Disaster - 0 pts
JXQZ: Aw crap my dads gonna be pissed - 3 pts
kridunink: somewhere in Florida.... - 6 pts 4 vts
spatuLAundersLAsh3000: Happy 21st birthday! Oh, nevermind. - 1 pt

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1				2			3			6
3	2				2					7
2		1		3		1				7
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	1	2	2		1					6
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