Thursday, April 18, 2024


ange1ade: The next morning, Spiderman was grounded for getting sneaker marks on the wall of the pool room - 8 pts
zedleeftw: this aint my first game - 10 pts
hUntanoMAD: Dave never did quite "get" gravity, but he played pool like no other - 4 pts, 3 vts
Soxfan196o: the day you find out your friend is a ninja - 4 pts, 1 vt
SmittyBoy: It's all in the angle of the dangle - 9 pts
Fargblabble: "Not only did Alan's wild stunt cost him three stitches, two lost teeth, and a permanent ban from the pool hall, but he completely and embarrassingly missed his shot, managing only to gouge a tear in the table's fabric with one end of his cue while jabbing himself in the sternum with the other, before his inevitable, inglorious and unflattering fall back to earth." - 15 pts
Vecingettorix: with his world famous prehensile man parts, Pablo was able to overcome having only one arm and pursue his dream of professional snooker - 0 pts
Don_Domat: What has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell from a tree and hit you? 
A billiards table. - 5 pts
Avandor: Sometimes you need to hit the ball EXTRA hard... - 6 pts
Cdfannic: POV, when you bet 1k on the win - 0 pts
Chiquitita Vargas: Angle your body for the perfect shot - 5 pts

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Tuesday, April 9, 2024

KoL Miners Daughter: - 40 pts

The what the NS and her goons did on summer break. Where they went, what they did. Who they killed maybe?

ange1ade:  - 17 pts

Theme: "Summer vacation gone awry"

Soxfan196o: - 24 pts

In the quaint seaside town of Seaside Town in Kingdom of Loathing, adventurers discover that monsters are mysteriously disappearing due to the glitches in the matrix. Create a quest to fix the issue and make the monsters come home.

Sleigh Belle: - 22 pts

The Crimbo elves have started to unionize against Santa and demand that they have paid time off during the summer. Santa agrees and sends the elves off on a cruise. Describe where the elves go and what happens on the cruise.

theMalcolite: - 58 pts

Big Box Summerpalooza 2024 - Coming to a Theater Near You!

KOL's hit the big time, and Hollywood has decided to bring stick figures to the silver screen. Give your exactly 100 word elevator pitch for the KOL related movie that's being released.

shgr: - 12 pts

Title: "AI" story contest
contestants may submit any KoL-related story, but must make it sound like its written by an AI

The Tainted Wisdom: - 26 pts

- The Hey Deze of Our Lives -
With Summer's promise of flesh-melting heat, why not turn your thoughts to denizens of the much more stable climate of Hey Deze/Pandamonium? What's daily life like? Or their purpose/aspirations? Or maybe Azazel's latest scheme?

Chadsworty: - 41 pts

In an effort to monetize the hatred between the various factions and races in the Kingdom of Loathing, TPTMBG are introducing a new concept to the Kingdom: SPORTS! What sport? What teams? How does the first season go? Hippies VS Fratboys in a winner-take-all battle of Death Disc? Mer-kin vs Sand Worms in the most confusing, multi-platform soccer match ever? You decide!

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