Tuesday, June 30, 2020

Summerpalooza 2020 Results

Here are the stories from this year's Crimbopalooza. Stories are listed on its running order, with the scores next to the entrant name. Semi-final non-qualifiers will be listed by their ranking afterward.


Thursday, June 11, 2020


jsmit1007owns: Ich bin der handliche Mann - 0 pts
Elffaw: This guy comes up to you on the beach and slaps your girlfriends ass, and asks you to buy a phone. What do you do? - 7 pts, 1 3
lmaoYOUtube: i must radiate myself to make me mutate against the race of humanity! - 1 pt
Rather Dashing: Shiv-in-the- chestkia? We say NOkia - 3 pts
Nasius: Area 51 Raid 2 Electric Boogaloo prototype Mk II Standard issue Kyle Armor - 13 pts, 7 vts
Brocktoon: Hey, I just met you and this crazy, but here's my number, so call me maybe. Or you can use this number, or this one, or this one, or this one, or this one...please call. - 7 pts, 0 3's
Judalin: Blessed with this new invincibility, Joshua emerged to make some poor decisions. - 4 pts
Rgarz1: "Homemade Nokia Armored vest, looking to trade or sell, No low balling I know what I have" - 9 pts, 5 vts
Eyelash: When you work as a plumber put low key got hoes - 0 pts
blockhead77: just wait until you see what his underwear is made of - 13 pts, 5 vts
powerturtle: Nokia is back in Business! Now offering its customers the latest in high powered body armor. If one Nokia is indestructible, many stringed together will make you invincible! - 9 pts, 4 vts

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Tuesday, June 9, 2020