jsmit1007owns: Ich bin der handliche Mann - 0 pts
Elffaw: This guy comes up to you on the beach and slaps your girlfriends ass, and asks you to buy a phone. What do you do? - 7 pts, 1 3
lmaoYOUtube: i must radiate myself to make me mutate against the race of humanity! - 1 pt
Rather Dashing: Shiv-in-the- chestkia? We say NOkia - 3 pts
Nasius: Area 51 Raid 2 Electric Boogaloo prototype Mk II Standard issue Kyle Armor - 13 pts, 7 vts
Brocktoon: Hey, I just met you and this crazy, but here's my number, so call me maybe. Or you can use this number, or this one, or this one, or this one, or this one...please call. - 7 pts, 0 3's
Judalin: Blessed with this new invincibility, Joshua emerged to make some poor decisions. - 4 pts
Rgarz1: "Homemade Nokia Armored vest, looking to trade or sell, No low balling I know what I have" - 9 pts, 5 vts
Eyelash: When you work as a plumber put low key got hoes - 0 pts
blockhead77: just wait until you see what his underwear is made of - 13 pts, 5 vts
powerturtle: Nokia is back in Business! Now offering its customers the latest in high powered body armor. If one Nokia is indestructible, many stringed together will make you invincible! - 9 pts, 4 vts
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SwordsRCool: Haha, and to think all my Teachers said I would amount to Nothing- Look st me now haha - 2 pts
LinkFromLoZ: Amazon is committed to getting your delivery on time even during this crisis, and we're deploying a new variety of drone to help with that. - 4 pts, 3 vts
Judalin: Day 10 of solo quarantine. Amazon Box is my only friend. I love you, Amazon Box. - 4 pts, 2 vts
Rgarz1: It is the year 202X, Amazon has taken new extreme measures to improve it's delivery of packages. - 7 pts
Nasius: The Real reason Bezos wanted the donations. - 8 pts
Elffaw: " Introducing the new amazon shipping service, the "$!@#$#@&", guaranteed to bring you packages while you sleep, and feast on your children, for the low low price of just an extra 6.99$, now THATS selling your soul! " - 9 pts
Lena Linguine: "This quarantine is making me feel really boxed in." - 6 pts
Monarch309: Social Distance Foreplay - 3 pts
ggar: "Public Stunned as Amazon Makes Bold New Changes to their Shipping System" - 16 pts
Vsevedzna: New amazon package delivery drone, now with included 4 legs - 1 pt
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ShinyPlatypus: the infamous horseless head-woman - 2 pts
BrocktOOn: Everything's coming together for the Headless Horseman! - 5 pts, 3 vts
Sacez: Oh look! I can make a new head out of this - 0 pts
Ninjahunter: the Horseless Headless Horseman as a child - 8 pts
MYsTRoMaN: "And as Linus drank the cursed potion life, he uttereed the words 'I will always believe in you, Great Pumpkin'" - 5 pts, 2 vts
TaPol: "Well her note said get a pumpkin for carving. There's a large round ugly one chained to the kitchen sink. Easy mistake" - 11 pts
Nasius: Dinsey's Descendants is really starting to reach supporting characters. - 2 pts
Elffaw: " I am a prisoner to the thickness of this pumpkin " - 4 pts
Unameme: The Legend of Sleepy Hollow, as told by Anne Rice - 6 pts
Judalin: Cinderella's choice of hallucinogens did not aid her on the night of the royal ball. - 17 pts
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Doctor Claw: Next we'll play golf at the Grand Canyon! - 3 pts
Rather Dashing: Bill was always known for pretending his balls were bigger than they were - 12 pts
Rgarz1: Remember kids money can't buy everything but it can make you a ping pong champion - 4 pts, 3 vts
Elffaw: Strongest man in the world, holding the 1 ton ping pong paddle, colourized - 7 pts, 1 3
lmaoYOUtube: Table Tennis Is big EaZee! - 0 pts
no one 1: critical chance 100%. 3x chance of fumble. 100% fair and big brain - 5 pts, 2 vts
vrdt: im not over compensating youre over compensating - 5 pts, 3 vts, 1 3
Tobyous: When you get someone to play your favourite online game for the first time, and then watch them try battling in the tutorial zone. - 6 pts
Judalin: The Game of Capitalism: Beginner level. - 4 pts
Dance_dance: it's not cheating if no one objects. - 7 pts, 2 3's
Sacez: Speak softly, carry a big paddle - 14 pts
Nasius: Pay to Win!
For Charity! - 5 pts, 3 vts, 0 3's
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