Pyacide: The photographer was like "I can totally alleviate this situation, but let's just see how many likes I can get" - 4 pts, 2 vts

Monarch309: Marking each week of social distancing / working at home with a cake seemed like such a good idea when there was one candle . . . - 8 pts

idk anything: "Dad, stop watching porn on the couch, we're blowing out the candles." - 12 pts

Rather Dashing: Buy a Mac if you want to be as happy as us! - 4 pts, 3 vts

Lmao Boomer: when everyone doesnt even care about you :( - 2 pts

Kjvkw: "We celebrated the cat's birthday yesterday, boy. It don't change that he's still dead." - 6 pts, 4 vts

WonkerBonker: Soviet birthday to you! - 6 pts, 3 vts

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		3		2	3					8
3	3		3			3				12
2		1				1				4
1	1									2
	2		1	1		2				6
			2	3	1					6

Dyne The Dying: "When you're texting your girlfriend and she brings up the last fight you two had again" - 1 pt

Pyacide: Apparently, "single chicks in your area" was a job description not a dating ad - 16 pts

SCRAGGYSCROO: YO SHIT DO I LOOK LIKE A CHICKEN HERE I JUST WANNA PLAY ON MY PHONE !!! - 1 pt

Tarjmov: Living in a Costco - 4 pts, 3 vts

Brocktoon: Do I look egg-cited to be at work today? - 4 pts, 2 vts, 1 3

Lack Luster: "I get laid a lot" - 10 pts

Rather Dashing: Tommy decided he would teach his grandmother to suck eggs no matter what - 4 pts, 2 vts, 0 3's

blockhead77: It was either sitting on these or the chickens - 8 pts

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3		3		3	1	3	3			16
			1							1
2		1		1						4
					3		1			4
1	3	2				2	2			10
	2		2							4
			3	2	2	1				8

jsmit1007owns: Ich bin der handliche Mann - 0 pts
Elffaw: This guy comes up to you on the beach and slaps your girlfriends ass, and asks you to buy a phone. What do you do? - 7 pts, 1 3
lmaoYOUtube: i must radiate myself to make me mutate against the race of humanity! - 1 pt
Rather Dashing: Shiv-in-the- chestkia? We say NOkia - 3 pts
Nasius: Area 51 Raid 2 Electric Boogaloo prototype Mk II Standard issue Kyle Armor - 13 pts, 7 vts
Brocktoon: Hey, I just met you and this crazy, but here's my number, so call me maybe. Or you can use this number, or this one, or this one, or this one, or this one...please call. - 7 pts, 0 3's
Judalin: Blessed with this new invincibility, Joshua emerged to make some poor decisions. - 4 pts
Rgarz1: "Homemade Nokia Armored vest, looking to trade or sell, No low balling I know what I have" - 9 pts, 5 vts
Eyelash: When you work as a plumber put low key got hoes - 0 pts
blockhead77: just wait until you see what his underwear is made of - 13 pts, 5 vts
powerturtle: Nokia is back in Business! Now offering its customers the latest in high powered body armor. If one Nokia is indestructible, many stringed together will make you invincible! - 9 pts, 4 vts

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1			2					1	3				7
						1							1
		3											3
3	2		1		2	3	1			1			13
2				1				2	2				7
	1			3									4
		2			1	2			1	3			9
													0
	3		3		3		2			2			13
		1		2			3	3					9

Basref Vrumjuhon: Phil decided to give up his profession as a doctor on national TV and instead yell the word AMERICA as loud as possible - 8 pts
Johnny Fox: maka america phil again - 5 pts, 2 vts
Rgarz1: After leaving public television, Dr. Phil has pursued his dream of music starting his hit band Trapped In My Phillings - 6 pts, 2 vts
Rather Dashing: Hail Satan, hmmk? - 5 pts, 3 vts
Elffaw: " You see, I was born at the ranch, molded by it. I didn't see the real world 'till I was a REAL man. " - 9 pts
no one 1: even in fame, being bald is a shame - 3 pts
testostronaut: "my kids still wont talk to me" - 6 pts, 5 vts

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3						2				5
			3	3						6
	1			1	3					5
2		2			2	3				9
	2					1				3
1		1	1	2	1					6

Basref Vrumjuhon: 10 images taken seconds before disaster - 5 pts, 1 3
Chadomancer: The Apostles looked on as Jesus displayed his sick break-water dancing skillz. - 6 pts
Ninjahunter: Jesus showing off his sweet water-walking breakdancing moves - 0 pts
Brocktoon: Sure, Jesus could walk on water, but Dwayne could breakdance on water! - 8 pts
Elffaw: Aquaman showing his epic water tricks to normie land dwellers - 5 pts, 0 3's
Illuminati42: Jesus breakdancing on water to impress his friends - 1 pt
Rather Dashing: Not people know, but Jesus was also a master of breakdancing - 11 pts
no one 1: jesus walked on water, I do a handstand on water - 2 pts
Riccardo Benzoni: Jesus Christ breakdancing for the apostles on the Dead Sea (Circa 20 A.C., colorized) - 16 pts

			3			1		1		5
2				2				2		6
										0
1	1				2	2	2			8
	2		2		1					5
		1								1
	3	3		1			1	3		11
		2								2
3			1	3	3	3	3			16

Doctor Claw: Next we'll play golf at the Grand Canyon! - 3 pts
Rather Dashing: Bill was always known for pretending his balls were bigger than they were - 12 pts
Rgarz1: Remember kids money can't buy everything but it can make you a ping pong champion - 4 pts, 3 vts
Elffaw: Strongest man in the world, holding the 1 ton ping pong paddle, colourized - 7 pts, 1 3
lmaoYOUtube: Table Tennis Is big EaZee! - 0 pts
no one 1: critical chance 100%. 3x chance of fumble. 100% fair and big brain - 5 pts, 2 vts
vrdt: im not over compensating youre over compensating - 5 pts, 3 vts, 1 3
Tobyous: When you get someone to play your favourite online game for the first time, and then watch them try battling in the tutorial zone. - 6 pts
Judalin: The Game of Capitalism: Beginner level. - 4 pts
Dance_dance: it's not cheating if no one objects. - 7 pts, 2 3's
Sacez:  Speak softly, carry a big paddle - 14 pts
Nasius: Pay to Win!
For Charity! - 5 pts, 3 vts, 0 3's

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3			2		2	2	3						12
			1	1							2		4
	2			3			2						7
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				2		3							5
1	1							3					5
2		2						2					6
		3							1				4
					3					3	1		7
	3	1	3				1		3		3		14
								1	2	2			5