SCRAGGYSCROO: When the dog barks while pouring wine - 3 pts
KRR: POV: This isn't your first drink - 1 pt
snarl: Bertrand's sommelier experience certainly wasnt off the cuff. - 5 pts, 3 vts
efot: pour me three fingers, please - 14 pts, 6 vts
Edgelord77: passive-aggresive drink pouring - 0 pts
JD McSquinty: alcohol abuse ruins sleeves - 4 pts
SpryPyro: "I told you Jake, if you can't pour another, you can't drink another!" - 10 pts
Xyzaxy: "I just want my bloody drink!" - 5 pts, 2 vts
Bored Guy: I can tell it's not your first bottle... - 3 pts
kol329: When you expect an american sized drink but get a european one instead - 2 pts
theMalcolite: Moments after holding out his cup, he knew he'd made a pour decision - 14 pts, 7 vts
CheGuevara: No use crying over spilt wine! - 5 pts, 2 vts

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1													1
			3		1					1			5
		3		1		3	1			3	3		14
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		2				2							4
2	3			2				2			1		10
			2	3									5
	1						2						3
										2			2
3		1	1		3	1		3			2		14
	2						3						5

 

SCRAGGYSCROO: The Epic story of mon... i mean ep.. yeah thats just a monster - 0 pts

Joker: queen of hearts got me again - 5 pts, 3 vts

Marge: Looks like I left my head in my other pants. Dang, I also left my pants in my other pants. - 8 pts

Brocktoon: Grak the Destroyer couldn't help but feel like he'd left something back at camp before the battle. - 12 pts

tallinnislit: "Little did the Highlander know that my head was literally up my ass." - 10 pts

Nikkia: "When you lose your head in the heat of battle but feel you can continue." - 6 pts

blockhead77: I'm glad I'm ahead of those other guys, they were going to head the wrong way. - 5 pts, 2 vts

aEniMUs: "I never lose my head over a battle." - 2 pts

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1			1			3				5
2			3	1		2				8
3		1		3	3		2			12
	2	2	2			1	3			10
	3			2			1			6
		3			2					5
	1				1					2

(Scanned from Inuyasha 432, Edited by Zach)

Pyacide: Plastic surgeons HATE him. See how he turned his ears into elf ears with one simple trick! - 1 pt

SCRAGGYSCROO: WHERE THE FUCK DID THIS COME FROM - 4 pts

Monarch309: "Dude, what if we added a wire?" - 11 pts

MoondogKP: Guy on right says "So, are we just too lazy to use our hands to hold these or why did you make this?" - 7 pts

kailla: why did he take off his hat? - 3 pts

snarl: Barred from music recitals, the Sari brothers must also listen to the Crazy Frog ringtone on repeat for 18 months. - 10 pts

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		3			1					4
1	3		2	2	3					11
2	2	2		1						7
		1			2					3
3	1		3	3						10

Joker: what no head tonight? - 2 pts, 2 vts

Ryanthegreat369: "I guess we won't be getting ahead this year" - 7 pts

Dragonmaiden: The exciting new Slice-Of-Life: Misfit Barbie-sama and Karate Ken! Don't miss out! An all-new anime series that's a real cut above! - 8 pts

gameboyjsa: iight no head i'mma head out - 1 pt

moogul: *muffled noise* - 5 pts

Tourmie: Listen, I don't think we're seeing things eye-to-eye here. - 13 pts

snarl: ' "dress casual", they said. My arm is killing me!' - 0 pts

Discounter:

    Guy on left: Hey, do you think you could give me a blowjob after class?

    Girl on right: Don't you mean, "give you head"?

    Guy on left: I was hoping not to say that word. - 14 pts

Roderick the Unmarried: Schools successfully reopening, no social distancing, no masks. - 12 pts

Monarch309: The Airhead twins, having recently returned for a tropical beach holiday, found school to be a drag - 2 pts, 1 vt

SCRAGGYSCROO: The hottest dating simulator yet - 2 pts, 2 vts

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		3			3		1						7
				2	1		2			3			8
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	2							3					5
2	3	2	2			1		2	1				13
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3		1		3	2	2			3				14
			3			3	3		2	1			12
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	1							1					2

(Original, Edited by Erinn)

Dyne The Dying: "When you're texting your girlfriend and she brings up the last fight you two had again" - 1 pt

Pyacide: Apparently, "single chicks in your area" was a job description not a dating ad - 16 pts

SCRAGGYSCROO: YO SHIT DO I LOOK LIKE A CHICKEN HERE I JUST WANNA PLAY ON MY PHONE !!! - 1 pt

Tarjmov: Living in a Costco - 4 pts, 3 vts

Brocktoon: Do I look egg-cited to be at work today? - 4 pts, 2 vts, 1 3

Lack Luster: "I get laid a lot" - 10 pts

Rather Dashing: Tommy decided he would teach his grandmother to suck eggs no matter what - 4 pts, 2 vts, 0 3's

blockhead77: It was either sitting on these or the chickens - 8 pts

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3		3		3	1	3	3			16
			1							1
2		1		1						4
					3		1			4
1	3	2				2	2			10
	2		2							4
			3	2	2	1				8