Marge: "Jeremy! I hope you brought enough cigarettes for everone in the class!" - 18 pts
draghkar: I sincerely hope that guy in front of me is not going to fart... - 7 pts, 3 vts, 1 3
Lmao BOOMER: Oh, Oh yeah I'm a pro! He won't see a thing! - 4 pts
lil jimbo: when you just really need that smoke, even at school - 0 pts
SpryPyro: Steve knew that the teacher had no sense of smell, as long as he could keep out of line of sight.... he was safe. - 7 pts, 4 vts
Rambunctious Runt: "Meanwhile in Eastern Europe..." - 6 pts
Aste: When the going gets tough, the cough gets going :D - 5 pts
KittySCaveGirl: someone's wet dream - 0 pts
Lack Luster: I thought this was what you did in English Lit. - 10 pts
Edgelord77: Looks like its time for a fire drill - 7 pts, 3 vts, 2 3's
CheGuevara: "are they gonna know? their not gonna know. They are goona know" - 2 pts

			3	3	3	1	1	1	3	3			18
						2		3		2			7
	2		2										4
													0
1							3	2		1			7
2	1	1							2				6
		2		1	2								5
													0
	3	3		2			2						10
3					1	3							7
			1						1				2

Dyne The Dying: "When you're texting your girlfriend and she brings up the last fight you two had again" - 1 pt

Pyacide: Apparently, "single chicks in your area" was a job description not a dating ad - 16 pts

SCRAGGYSCROO: YO SHIT DO I LOOK LIKE A CHICKEN HERE I JUST WANNA PLAY ON MY PHONE !!! - 1 pt

Tarjmov: Living in a Costco - 4 pts, 3 vts

Brocktoon: Do I look egg-cited to be at work today? - 4 pts, 2 vts, 1 3

Lack Luster: "I get laid a lot" - 10 pts

Rather Dashing: Tommy decided he would teach his grandmother to suck eggs no matter what - 4 pts, 2 vts, 0 3's

blockhead77: It was either sitting on these or the chickens - 8 pts

	1									1
3		3		3	1	3	3			16
			1							1
2		1		1						4
					3		1			4
1	3	2				2	2			10
	2		2							4
			3	2	2	1				8