theMalcolite: Looking at the level 1 bards, you'd never know that they eventually become useful. - 13 pts, 6 vts

Bored Guy: There's Job, the master of the vuitar, and Bim, the master of the giolin! - 13 pts, 7 vts
Busybody42: "Good job, kid, but can you play second fiddle better than me?" - 7 pts
CheGuevara: "Here is our rendition of the Ode to Booze" - 9 pts
snarl: ...the school band spent all morning dreaming up a clever take for their Wonderwall cover for TikTok and still couldn't get laid. - 6 pts
Khlaharah: 1, 2, 3, let's jam! - 2 pts

Edgelord77: Its nice to change things around once in a while - 0 pts

SpryPyro: "We had music day as school mom! It was awesome!" - 0 pts
JD McSquinty: when musicians smoke the bluegrass before they play it - 10 pts
blockhead77: The new band Everything is Wrong was already picking up steam with their newest single: Help how do you play instruments??? - 4 pts

Mistress of the Obvious: 
"Hey, you got guitar on my violin!"

"Hey, you got violin on my guitar!" - 8 pts

				2		3	2	2		3	1		13
			1	3	2	2			1	1	3		13
3			3	1									7
1		1			1		1	3			2		9
2						1		1	2				6
	2												2
													0
													0
	3		2				3			2			10
	1	3											4
		2			3				3				8

(additional public poll vote)

SCRAGGYSCROO: When the dog barks while pouring wine - 3 pts
KRR: POV: This isn't your first drink - 1 pt
snarl: Bertrand's sommelier experience certainly wasnt off the cuff. - 5 pts, 3 vts
efot: pour me three fingers, please - 14 pts, 6 vts
Edgelord77: passive-aggresive drink pouring - 0 pts
JD McSquinty: alcohol abuse ruins sleeves - 4 pts
SpryPyro: "I told you Jake, if you can't pour another, you can't drink another!" - 10 pts
Xyzaxy: "I just want my bloody drink!" - 5 pts, 2 vts
Bored Guy: I can tell it's not your first bottle... - 3 pts
kol329: When you expect an american sized drink but get a european one instead - 2 pts
theMalcolite: Moments after holding out his cup, he knew he'd made a pour decision - 14 pts, 7 vts
CheGuevara: No use crying over spilt wine! - 5 pts, 2 vts

					2			1					3
1													1
			3		1					1			5
		3		1		3	1			3	3		14
													0
		2				2							4
2	3			2				2			1		10
			2	3									5
	1						2						3
										2			2
3		1	1		3	1		3			2		14
	2						3						5

efot: and these are my friends John, John and John - 15 pts, 7 vts
CheGuevara: let the sh"t talking meeting commence! - 6 pts, 3 vts, 1 3
ChOcOsLut: "You know it's going to be a shitty meeting when..." - 6 pts, 3 vts, 0 3's
SwordsRCool: Now if that's a Royal Morning Tea, then Please De-Throne me, so I can join Everyone else! - 0 pts
theMalcolite: The order of the Porcelain Throne meets on a regular basis. - 13 pts
ChefSequoia: teatime of thrones? - 0 pts

KatelinB: shooting the shit? - 1 pt

Xyzaxy: complete food cycle - 6 pts, 4 vts
PazSox: thrones of the round table - 15 pts, 5 vts

Mistress of the Obvious: Looks like Taco Bell finally markets to their demographic - 10 pts
pv_rhubarb: >the council - 2 pts

Unameme: Day 5: The hidden camera hasn't found any evidence of the Back-Porch Gambler. Perhaps the artifical bait-house still smells too fresh? - 0 pts
Covonia: Preparation for the tacobell dinner was almost complete, just waiting on costco toilet paper. - 4 pts

		3	1	3	2			2	3		1		15
				1				3				2	6
2						2			2				6
													0
		2	2		1	1	2	1		1	3		13
													0
									1				1
1	2									2		1	6
			3		3	3	3			3			15
	3			2							2	3	10
		1					1						2
													0
3	1												4

SpryPyro: And this is why you never ask HidingHermit for eggs... (but I don't know if most people know how many chickens he has) - 1 pt
beaujibby: mom: "there's food at thome" *food at home* - 12 pts

CheGuevara: "what do you want for breakfast?" - 7 pts, 5 vts

Plehq: "if I win the contest I am splitting the prize evenly among all entrants" - 4 pts
ToastPancake: "Another egg in my DC." - 9 pts
CheeseyPickle: They say don't put all your eggs in one basket... - 0 pts
rangiawa: they say horse girls are crazy but have you ever met a chicken girl? - 2 pts
BC_Goldman: Prepping for Easter. It's a big deal in this house. - 14 pts
Owen09: What? You said not to put all of our eggs in ONE basket. There are clearly THREE baskets! - 7 pts, 6 vts
Lord President: This is how rich players store their Mr. As - 7 pts, 3 vts
Unameme: Marla's roommates never knew if "Egg Toss Championships" were real, and were too protective of their cars' paint to question it closely. - 3 pts

Edgelord77: "handle with care" - 5 pts

lil jimbo: why did the chicken cross the road? to get a massage after laying 100 eggs in a row - 0 pts

Covonia: The sperm bank managers plan to diversify their investment into frozen eggs is going well. - 7 pts, 4 vts

													1						1
3		3					3	3	3										12
2					1	1						3	2						7
	3	1																	4
			1		3				2	3									9
																			0
							2												2
		2		2		3		2			3	2							14
1	2						1			1	2	1							7
			2	3						2									7
													3						3
	1			1	2			1											5
																			0
			3			2			1		1								7