theMalcolite: Looking at the level 1 bards, you'd never know that they eventually become useful. - 13 pts, 6 vts

Bored Guy: There's Job, the master of the vuitar, and Bim, the master of the giolin! - 13 pts, 7 vts
Busybody42: "Good job, kid, but can you play second fiddle better than me?" - 7 pts
CheGuevara: "Here is our rendition of the Ode to Booze" - 9 pts
snarl: ...the school band spent all morning dreaming up a clever take for their Wonderwall cover for TikTok and still couldn't get laid. - 6 pts
Khlaharah: 1, 2, 3, let's jam! - 2 pts

Edgelord77: Its nice to change things around once in a while - 0 pts

SpryPyro: "We had music day as school mom! It was awesome!" - 0 pts
JD McSquinty: when musicians smoke the bluegrass before they play it - 10 pts
blockhead77: The new band Everything is Wrong was already picking up steam with their newest single: Help how do you play instruments??? - 4 pts

Mistress of the Obvious: 
"Hey, you got guitar on my violin!"

"Hey, you got violin on my guitar!" - 8 pts

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			1	3	2	2			1	1	3		13
3			3	1									7
1		1			1		1	3			2		9
2						1		1	2				6
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													0
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	3		2				3			2			10
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		2			3				3				8

(additional public poll vote)

efot: and these are my friends John, John and John - 15 pts, 7 vts
CheGuevara: let the sh"t talking meeting commence! - 6 pts, 3 vts, 1 3
ChOcOsLut: "You know it's going to be a shitty meeting when..." - 6 pts, 3 vts, 0 3's
SwordsRCool: Now if that's a Royal Morning Tea, then Please De-Throne me, so I can join Everyone else! - 0 pts
theMalcolite: The order of the Porcelain Throne meets on a regular basis. - 13 pts
ChefSequoia: teatime of thrones? - 0 pts

KatelinB: shooting the shit? - 1 pt

Xyzaxy: complete food cycle - 6 pts, 4 vts
PazSox: thrones of the round table - 15 pts, 5 vts

Mistress of the Obvious: Looks like Taco Bell finally markets to their demographic - 10 pts
pv_rhubarb: >the council - 2 pts

Unameme: Day 5: The hidden camera hasn't found any evidence of the Back-Porch Gambler. Perhaps the artifical bait-house still smells too fresh? - 0 pts
Covonia: Preparation for the tacobell dinner was almost complete, just waiting on costco toilet paper. - 4 pts

		3	1	3	2			2	3		1		15
				1				3				2	6
2						2			2				6
													0
		2	2		1	1	2	1		1	3		13
													0
									1				1
1	2									2		1	6
			3		3	3	3			3			15
	3			2							2	3	10
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													0
3	1												4

Gawea: Larry vowed that one day he would beat the Pepsi challenge. - 6 pts, 3 vts
moonshoesmcbango: the duality of man - 0 pts
Mistress of the Obvious: Truth in Advertising - 15 pts, 7 vts
lil jimbo: when you pour coca-cola into a pepsi can - 1 pt
Vitellozzo: "some men just want to watch the whole world burn" - 15 pts, 8 vts
MagonKody: maybe it is 'Bigger on the Inside'
can's could be Tardis blue - 1 pt
BC_Goldman: Bobby only /thinks/ he can tell the difference between Pepsi and Coke - 2 pts
Yarkozir: Pepsi is better my ass. I bet they won't even notice the difference. - 5 pts
snarl: Florida Man inadvertantly destroys the Cloaca/Dyspepsi Wars cease-fire with dumb-ass antic. - 8 pts
theMalcolite: Cola Wars Saboteur Corps at work  - 6 pts, 4 vts
Mister Theft: "I hear Hell just got a new circle. An odd one, too." - 10 pts
Graelk: You put de coke in de pepsicup, you drank 'em bot' up - 3 pts

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													0
				1	2		3	2	2	3	2		15
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3	1	3	2			3		1		1	1		15
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							2						2
			3							2			5
2					3	2	1						8
1		1		3		1							6
	3	2		2					3				10
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theMalcolite: When corporations decide to try to capture the underground music market - 12 pts
spryPyRO: "And on your right you will find the caves emergancy exit. Thank you for choosing Underground Air" - 9 pts
WonkerBonker: dancing in a cave - 0 pts
MystroMan: pon pon: the underground sequel - 3 pts, 2 vts
Gawea: The Lost Chapter: Alice follows the white rabbit to the Wonderland Underground Bunker - 8 pts
Mistress of the Obvious: So this is where my singing career has landed me. A hole. A deep. Dark. Hole. - 13 pts
Anti Love: "I said a hip, hop, the hippie, the hippie, to the hip hip-hop, and you don't stop the rock it to the bang-bang, boogie say "up jump" the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat." - 3 pts, 1 vt
Spileckalicious: "Are you sure this is the right location for our on-site Snow White burlesque? Usually only the dwarves go into the mines!" - 10 pts
idk anything: "Want to see my Kung-Fu? I'll show you." - Chun-Li - 2 pts
MagonKody: Haveing to find how to use a online Korean keyboad to underand capion. adding to my Today I Learned - 0 pts
blockhead77: The Street Fighter Reboot isI Is Lookin' great - 6 pts

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3	2	1	1	2				2	2				13
	3												3
			2		2			3	3				10
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2						3		1					6