Bored Guy: The cake is a lie... - 3 pts
Busybody42: "Well, I've never seen THIS type of tide before!" - 0 pts
Soxfan196o: I didn't ask Cake so let me just spit this out. Send me the tacos instead. - 0 pts
Khlaharah: And here we can see the first of many wild cakes on its way to the mating grounds. - 13 pts
snarl: Jubilation and confusion when Mr and Mrs Jones' discarded wedding cake (due to allergies) from 1971 was found washed up in the Hudson Bay 6000 nautical miles away. - 7 pts, 2 3's
damien1: and later, after millions of years of natural selection, the cronut was born - 9 pts
breakingamber: Oh, how romantic! Poseidon wants me for his bri-oh wait this is just a waterlogged wedding cake - 7 pts, 1 3
mOOnshOesmcbangO: caption: i deserve a treat, even if sugar always goes straight to my tides... - 6 pts
theMalcolite: the jellyfish trying to sting you on the beach keep getting more and more clever - 8 pts, 4 vts
PotatoSauceLover: That day, the ocean became a little bit sweeter - 5 pts
SpryPyro: SpongeCake FrostingPants trying to get back to her long lost soul mate Spongebob. - 8 pts, 5 vts

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													0
													0
		3			3			2	2	3			13
	3						3	1					7
3			2	2			1		1				9
2								3		2			7
	2		1			2				1			6
		2		1	2				3				8
1	1			3									5
		1	3		1	1	2						8

draghkar: somebody is going to get some head...... - 3 pts, 2 vts
JD Mcsquinty: Dr. Phil Peeps mark new low in disappointng Halloween treats - 16 pts
moonshoesmcbango: "alas, monday again" - 3 pts, 1 vt
Noodley1: when the crisis hits - 2 pts, 1 vt
SpryPyro: Unfortunatly that year Lego decided to go a very unpopular direction... - 10 pts
lil jimbo: me and the boys getting jaundice - 2 pts, 2 vts
Unameme: Twinkies researchers finally found a way to make shelf-stable preserved heads even creepier than your local haunted house. - 4 pts, 3 vts
rangiawa: "when you have to erase more than just your medical school history" - 8 pts
Tiny Plastic typelogin: Dave Ramsey's nephew - 0 pts
BC_Goldman: Dr. Phil: I knew I shouldn't have agreed to be on The Simpsons! - 18 pts
Baden: General Kenobi! You're shorter than I expected - 4 pts, 2 vts
Lmao BOOMER: hey you said your son has problems looking at people, here give him this to look at while on the show - 2 pts, 2 vts

	1								2				3
		3	1		2	2		3	3	2			16
					3								3
								2					2
	2	1				1	2			3	1		10
				1			1						2
1			2						1				4
				2		3				1	2		8
													0
3	3		3	3			3				3		18
2		2											4
					1			1					2

Gawea: Larry vowed that one day he would beat the Pepsi challenge. - 6 pts, 3 vts
moonshoesmcbango: the duality of man - 0 pts
Mistress of the Obvious: Truth in Advertising - 15 pts, 7 vts
lil jimbo: when you pour coca-cola into a pepsi can - 1 pt
Vitellozzo: "some men just want to watch the whole world burn" - 15 pts, 8 vts
MagonKody: maybe it is 'Bigger on the Inside'
can's could be Tardis blue - 1 pt
BC_Goldman: Bobby only /thinks/ he can tell the difference between Pepsi and Coke - 2 pts
Yarkozir: Pepsi is better my ass. I bet they won't even notice the difference. - 5 pts
snarl: Florida Man inadvertantly destroys the Cloaca/Dyspepsi Wars cease-fire with dumb-ass antic. - 8 pts
theMalcolite: Cola Wars Saboteur Corps at work  - 6 pts, 4 vts
Mister Theft: "I hear Hell just got a new circle. An odd one, too." - 10 pts
Graelk: You put de coke in de pepsicup, you drank 'em bot' up - 3 pts

	2								1		3		6
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				1	2		3	2	2	3	2		15
					1								1
3	1	3	2			3		1		1	1		15
			1										1
							2						2
			3							2			5
2					3	2	1						8
1		1		3		1							6
	3	2		2					3				10
								3					3