KoL Miners Daughter: We are beheaded to the ball! - 9 pts
MathEquals5: Mannequin and Womannequin - 8 pts
Unameme: Taking the genre of mindless romance to the next level - 16 pts
Kemistry: Looks like we're both getting head tonight - 6 pts, 2 vts
lil jimbo: me (a mannequin) going to the royal ball with my wife (who is also a mannequin) [we forgot our heads] - 0 pts
Soxfan196o: the headless horseman and his bride - 0 pts
Gawea: This is what happens when you let your wealth go to your head. - 6 pts, 4 vts
ChristopherG: Headless Horseman's Wedding - 0 pts
Cookie Sneak: "Just a little off the top" - 5 pts
Harlequins Dance: "They're close; neck and neck." - 6 pts, 3 vts
Kill3rQu33n: "There was a moment of silence when the groom was told he may now kiss the bride" - 10 pts

		2					1		3	3			9
				3		3			2				8
3	2		3	1		2		3		2			16
					3		3						6
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													0
		1		2				2		1			6
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	1		2		2								5
1		3					2						6
2	3		1		1	1		1	1				10

(Original, edited by Dragon)

lil jimbo: when uncle einstein comes over - 4 pts
Bored Guy: Life is like whatever this game is.. I don't know how to play whatever this game is - 9 pts
Marge: "Too much wasabi!" - 2 pts
Busybody42: "... Is this an interrogation, or a game of chess?" - 5 pts
theMalcolite: "Yeah, I may have lied on my profile" - 8 pts
snarl: Jim felt surprising his date to a privately hosted Go match was a divine move. - 1 pt
Gawea: "For the fourth time now, I can't king you. That's not a thing." - 15 pts
blockhead77: Legend has it that he would have won if the AC worked... - 12 pts
SpryPyro: Jing-sheng thought he was pretty good at GO, but when he got to the semi-finals he started to lose it... and it was showing. - 4 pts
thechibiknight: Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

					1	3				4
1			2	1			3		2	9
2										2
	1			3				1		5
3		2				2	1			8
									1	1
	2	1		2	3		2	2	3	15
	3	3	1		2			3		12
			3			1				4

(Extra votes from public poll)

spryPyRO: You can't handle the truth! I AM MY BROTHER! - 11 pts
Stilgar85: I wish I could grow a mustache - 3 pts
lil jimbo: dame da ne, dame yo - 0 pts
theMalcolite: Costume contests are serious events. - 8 pts
Plehq: "when lizard escape snake on discovery channel" - 5 pts
Lmao BOOMER: weird Karaoke parties be like - 4 pts
Edgelord77: nice diy mustache - 6 pts
talan51123: when you find the line of coke you forgot about- - 11 pts

		3	3	2		3				11
		1			1		1			3
										0
2	1	2		1		2				8
					2		3			5
1	2					1				4
	3		1				2			6
3			2	3	3					11

SpryPyro: And this is why you never ask HidingHermit for eggs... (but I don't know if most people know how many chickens he has) - 1 pt
beaujibby: mom: "there's food at thome" *food at home* - 12 pts

CheGuevara: "what do you want for breakfast?" - 7 pts, 5 vts

Plehq: "if I win the contest I am splitting the prize evenly among all entrants" - 4 pts
ToastPancake: "Another egg in my DC." - 9 pts
CheeseyPickle: They say don't put all your eggs in one basket... - 0 pts
rangiawa: they say horse girls are crazy but have you ever met a chicken girl? - 2 pts
BC_Goldman: Prepping for Easter. It's a big deal in this house. - 14 pts
Owen09: What? You said not to put all of our eggs in ONE basket. There are clearly THREE baskets! - 7 pts, 6 vts
Lord President: This is how rich players store their Mr. As - 7 pts, 3 vts
Unameme: Marla's roommates never knew if "Egg Toss Championships" were real, and were too protective of their cars' paint to question it closely. - 3 pts

Edgelord77: "handle with care" - 5 pts

lil jimbo: why did the chicken cross the road? to get a massage after laying 100 eggs in a row - 0 pts

Covonia: The sperm bank managers plan to diversify their investment into frozen eggs is going well. - 7 pts, 4 vts

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3		3					3	3	3										12
2					1	1						3	2						7
	3	1																	4
			1		3				2	3									9
																			0
							2												2
		2		2		3		2			3	2							14
1	2						1			1	2	1							7
			2	3						2									7
													3						3
	1			1	2			1											5
																			0
			3			2			1		1								7