Luka Nox: "Elon Musk's larval stage." - 10 pts
adabra: "Honey, I know it sounds weird, but Universal Studios gave us $100,000 to name our kid Mr. DNA" - 1 pt
MathEquals5: top-grossing film director's child claiming its inheritance - 4 pts
aaaaabc: Da Baby - 0 pts
Soxfan196o: I will be protected by money and dinosaurs...Sweet Dreams - 0 pts
Plehq: "The dragon's child sleeps in a hoard of that which your kind covets" - 11 pts
Kjvkw: "And with a snap of his fingers, the genie granted her youth, wealth, and hundreds of hot Jeff Goldblums" - 18 pts
The_Revolving_Fan: Investors in Jurassic Park pictured after selling the story rights of the deadliest theme park disaster in the history of the world and milking the profits. - 2 pts
Unameme: One of these things will get better with age. - 8 pts
Drbanjo: Jeff Goldbloom Jr. resting peacefully, knowing that life will find a way. - 5 pts
ArbitraryChaos: "Ice age baby was such a success, what do we do?" "I've got it." - 7 pts

			3		2	3	2						10
								1					1
	1			3									4
													0
													0
3		1						2	3	2			11
2				2	3		3	3	2	3			18
			2										2
1			1	1		2	1		1	1			8
	2	3											5
	3	2			1	1							7

spryPyRO: You can't handle the truth! I AM MY BROTHER! - 11 pts
Stilgar85: I wish I could grow a mustache - 3 pts
lil jimbo: dame da ne, dame yo - 0 pts
theMalcolite: Costume contests are serious events. - 8 pts
Plehq: "when lizard escape snake on discovery channel" - 5 pts
Lmao BOOMER: weird Karaoke parties be like - 4 pts
Edgelord77: nice diy mustache - 6 pts
talan51123: when you find the line of coke you forgot about- - 11 pts

		3	3	2		3				11
		1			1		1			3
										0
2	1	2		1		2				8
					2		3			5
1	2					1				4
	3		1				2			6
3			2	3	3					11

SpryPyro: And this is why you never ask HidingHermit for eggs... (but I don't know if most people know how many chickens he has) - 1 pt
beaujibby: mom: "there's food at thome" *food at home* - 12 pts

CheGuevara: "what do you want for breakfast?" - 7 pts, 5 vts

Plehq: "if I win the contest I am splitting the prize evenly among all entrants" - 4 pts
ToastPancake: "Another egg in my DC." - 9 pts
CheeseyPickle: They say don't put all your eggs in one basket... - 0 pts
rangiawa: they say horse girls are crazy but have you ever met a chicken girl? - 2 pts
BC_Goldman: Prepping for Easter. It's a big deal in this house. - 14 pts
Owen09: What? You said not to put all of our eggs in ONE basket. There are clearly THREE baskets! - 7 pts, 6 vts
Lord President: This is how rich players store their Mr. As - 7 pts, 3 vts
Unameme: Marla's roommates never knew if "Egg Toss Championships" were real, and were too protective of their cars' paint to question it closely. - 3 pts

Edgelord77: "handle with care" - 5 pts

lil jimbo: why did the chicken cross the road? to get a massage after laying 100 eggs in a row - 0 pts

Covonia: The sperm bank managers plan to diversify their investment into frozen eggs is going well. - 7 pts, 4 vts

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3		3					3	3	3										12
2					1	1						3	2						7
	3	1																	4
			1		3				2	3									9
																			0
							2												2
		2		2		3		2			3	2							14
1	2						1			1	2	1							7
			2	3						2									7
													3						3
	1			1	2			1											5
																			0
			3			2			1		1								7

lil jimbo: "hopefully my suggestion is accepted" - 0 pts
Edgelord77: another bank robbery by worms - 6 pts, 3 vts
BC_Goldman: Banana for scale - 10 pts
Plehq: the american response to a brazilian coup - 7 pts
CheGuevara: "Anniversary night with the wifey" - 9 pts
theMalcolite: The suggestions box for what what food to get for the office conference was off to a good start. - 8 pts
Khlaharah: thry to scale this! - 0 pts
Johto: These suggestions are bananas! B.A.N.A.N.A.S.! - 6 pts, 4 vts
scudunculus: It had been 2 days now since the sign went up - it was getting desperate. But still no one had come up with a plan clever enough to get it unstuck. - 13 pts
Aste: bah... nahnah... nananana... nananana... hey...shoot - 1 pt
SpryPyro: When her suggestions for banana bread at the potluck went unheard Bonnie started an unsual campaign to change things. - 12 pts

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				1		2				3			6
	3		2		2	3							10
2	2								1	2			7
			1		1	1	3	1	2				9
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3		1								1	1		6
	1	2	3	2	3		2						13
1													1
		3		3			1	3			2		12

(pic suggestion and extra votes from blockhead77)