Kemistry: The officer in back knew that when everyone started pointing towards the smell, they figured out he shit his pants - 1 pt
Disc the Band: We pride ourselves on our extensive home security. You''ll never be able to leave again! - 8 pts

snarl: the officers were only following clear orders to catch the cereal killed - 9 pts
CoolFox: It says right here: "All you can eat, but left over rice results in incarceration!" - 3 pts
fork lady: Do not disturb this man eating a 20-lb can of rice and beans. If you don't understand, just read the item description! - 7 pts
MathEquals5: Guys, look! Rules! - 4 pts
Canopus: "You wanted us to show the cause of all the pudding cups disappearing from the break room? Well, here he sits!" - 6 pts
Chadomancer: They all pointed, but Steve didn't need to look. "You know the rules," he though to himself, "and so do I." - 15 pts
blockhead77: Rulebreaker Bob was about to enter the maw. - 1 pt

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3				3				2		8
	1		2	1		3	2			9
2					1					3
		3	3				1			7
							3	1		4
1	2	1			2					6
	3	2		2	3	2		3		15
						1				1

 

KoL Miners Daughter: We are beheaded to the ball! - 9 pts
MathEquals5: Mannequin and Womannequin - 8 pts
Unameme: Taking the genre of mindless romance to the next level - 16 pts
Kemistry: Looks like we're both getting head tonight - 6 pts, 2 vts
lil jimbo: me (a mannequin) going to the royal ball with my wife (who is also a mannequin) [we forgot our heads] - 0 pts
Soxfan196o: the headless horseman and his bride - 0 pts
Gawea: This is what happens when you let your wealth go to your head. - 6 pts, 4 vts
ChristopherG: Headless Horseman's Wedding - 0 pts
Cookie Sneak: "Just a little off the top" - 5 pts
Harlequins Dance: "They're close; neck and neck." - 6 pts, 3 vts
Kill3rQu33n: "There was a moment of silence when the groom was told he may now kiss the bride" - 10 pts

		2					1		3	3			9
				3		3			2				8
3	2		3	1		2		3		2			16
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		1		2				2		1			6
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	1		2		2								5
1		3					2						6
2	3		1		1	1		1	1				10

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Soulesslife: A decor and security all in one with Life-Size Gnomes that look like they're opening your window, making any robber think you're already being robbed. On sale now, at a low cost of $19.99 get yours today! - 9 pts
BeserkSaturn: Mime training in full swing! - 0 pts
PidgeonSpy: "if we try hard enough, we can un-lean the tower!" - 6 pts, 1 3
Khlaharah: Taichi class in Italy - 3 pts, 3 vts
hEyWood22: 'Muricans - 7 pts, 4 vts
Hippasus: The mime-field of Pisa claims thousands of invisible boxen casualties. - 11 pts
The_Revolving_Fan: Tai-chi has taken the world by storm - 6 pts, 0 3's
Roman Runner: anything is a dildo if you try hard enough - 10 pts
bitnb: "What nobody realized what that actually touching the Tower was key to pushing it down or up" - 7 pts, 3 vts
blockhead77: And then it fell - 10 pts
Soxfan196o: and that is how we pushed against the earth to get it back on it's axis - 3 pts. 1 vt
MathEquals5: Pisa Party - 4 pts
Tango Rose: incognito mime convention - 2 pts

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													0
	1									2	3		6
				1	1			1					3
2		2				1			2				7
			2			3		3	1			2	11
				2			2	2					6
1	2		3						3	1			10
3											1	3	7
	3	1								3	2	1	10
							3						3
			1	3									4
					2								2

 

Luka Nox: "Elon Musk's larval stage." - 10 pts
adabra: "Honey, I know it sounds weird, but Universal Studios gave us $100,000 to name our kid Mr. DNA" - 1 pt
MathEquals5: top-grossing film director's child claiming its inheritance - 4 pts
aaaaabc: Da Baby - 0 pts
Soxfan196o: I will be protected by money and dinosaurs...Sweet Dreams - 0 pts
Plehq: "The dragon's child sleeps in a hoard of that which your kind covets" - 11 pts
Kjvkw: "And with a snap of his fingers, the genie granted her youth, wealth, and hundreds of hot Jeff Goldblums" - 18 pts
The_Revolving_Fan: Investors in Jurassic Park pictured after selling the story rights of the deadliest theme park disaster in the history of the world and milking the profits. - 2 pts
Unameme: One of these things will get better with age. - 8 pts
Drbanjo: Jeff Goldbloom Jr. resting peacefully, knowing that life will find a way. - 5 pts
ArbitraryChaos: "Ice age baby was such a success, what do we do?" "I've got it." - 7 pts

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	1			3									4
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3		1						2	3	2			11
2				2	3		3	3	2	3			18
			2										2
1			1	1		2	1		1	1			8
	2	3											5
	3	2			1	1							7