Chadomancer: Granny Stratus taught Cloud everything she learned about overcompensation from Pappa Nimbus. - 4 pts, 2 vts

Fargblabble: Time has not been kind to Cloud, but he can still wield his Buster Sword as well as when he was a younger man - 1 pt

Gregonzola: "What is best in life, Connie?" - 3 pts
Shakara: "You WILL eat your greens." - 18 pts
Gawea: Whaddaya mean it's not a legal cricket bat? - 14 pts, 2 3's

snarl: Aunt Claymore never needed words to keep us in line. - 14 pts, 1 3

blockhead77: Figure 1: Upcoming Fire Emblem DLC - 0 pts

Sammu: POV you forgot to say thank you to grandma - 7 pts, 2 3's

Jeffio: Hey, they finally updated the protagonist art! - 7 pts, 1 3

Oizzader: When grandma said she was a Final Fantasy fan, we didn't realize she meant she was ready to battle Sephiroth herself! - 0 pts
Unconventionable: I dare you - 10 pts
Canopus: "Limit Break: Gramhazzard" - 4 pts, 3 vts
breakingamber: Cloud relives their glory days, from time to time. - 1 pt
CoolFox: Back in high school, I thought my freshman-spanking paddle that said "Faq U" was cool... Now look at me! - 1 pt

						3						1							4
									1										1
3																			3
1		3		3			1	3		1	3		3						18
		1			3			1	2	3	2	2							14
			2	2		2	3	2		2			1						14
																			0
			3		1				3										7
	2				2							3							7
																			0
2	3	2				1							2						10
	1			1			2												4
			1																1
											1								1

 

Canopus: "Turns out the June Cleaver doesn't double as an airplane charter..." - 11 pts
CoolFox: This guy, trying to rob us with a cleaver... Pulls out her gun and says "THIS... IS... 'MERICA!" - 1 pt
blockhead77: Hey Frank! Come look at this cutting edge humor! - 12 pts

Jeffio: while you fools were slacking off, he was studying the blade! - 6 pts, 2 vts 
Chadomancer: Hey, Crocodile Dundee, there's someone you should meet. - 1 pt

Ouroboroz: KoL players when the NS contest guy asks to see their qualifications. - 8 pts

ChristopherG: Look at dis Dude with a cleaver! - 3 pts
soupert: Jick after releasing June Cleaver - 5 pts
snarl: Joe took his job of ensuring baggage was the right size to bring on board seriously. - 4 pts
ajosHI: When the bank robber doesn't realize that bullet proof glass is also cleaver proof glass - 9 pts

Lillith Linguine: "Me on my vacation to DinseyLandfill last June" - 6 pts, 3 vts

	2	3			3			1		2			11
				1									1
1	1		1			2	1	3	2	1			12
						3			3				6
						1							1
		1					3		1	3			8
3													3
			3		2								5
			2	2									4
2	3			3	1								9
		2					2	2					6

 

Chadomancer:

Bae: Come over.

Me: I can't. I'm in a wheel chair.

Bae: My parents aren't home.

Me: ...

- 16 pts

Canopus: "Granny Hackleton decided she needed a familiar, too. How she got its weight so high is anyone's guess. That's also probably not what you should be worried about, right now..." - 4 pts, 3 vts

FlaxMouse: "Kinda need a leg up here, pal." - 0 pts

Doctor Claw: "The driver told me I was welcome to a ride, but he wasn't gonna help me into the cab" - 3 pts
fork lady: the wheelchair race semi finals - 3 pts
Ouroboroz: Joe when Peter sets up the 5th cutaway in the episode - 7 pts
HCKx BEAST1: When the DMV takes your license because your handicapped but you still have to get around - 5 pts
CoolFox: Ironically, he wasn't wheelchair bound before the ensuing accident. - 9 pts
snarl: Optimus Prime had a bad habit of pranking Make-A-Wish kids by offering them a ride. - 10 pts
Oizzader: "How we drive to work in Florida" - 5 pts
Gawea: Marty McFly levels up. - 4 pts

		3	3		1		3	3	3				16
				2		1		1					4
													0
				1		2							3
	1	2											3
	2		2			3							7
1			1		3								5
		1		3	2				1	2			9
3							2		2	3			10
	3						1			1			5
2								2					4

Kemistry: The officer in back knew that when everyone started pointing towards the smell, they figured out he shit his pants - 1 pt
Disc the Band: We pride ourselves on our extensive home security. You''ll never be able to leave again! - 8 pts

snarl: the officers were only following clear orders to catch the cereal killed - 9 pts
CoolFox: It says right here: "All you can eat, but left over rice results in incarceration!" - 3 pts
fork lady: Do not disturb this man eating a 20-lb can of rice and beans. If you don't understand, just read the item description! - 7 pts
MathEquals5: Guys, look! Rules! - 4 pts
Canopus: "You wanted us to show the cause of all the pudding cups disappearing from the break room? Well, here he sits!" - 6 pts
Chadomancer: They all pointed, but Steve didn't need to look. "You know the rules," he though to himself, "and so do I." - 15 pts
blockhead77: Rulebreaker Bob was about to enter the maw. - 1 pt

			1							1
3				3				2		8
	1		2	1		3	2			9
2					1					3
		3	3				1			7
							3	1		4
1	2	1			2					6
	3	2		2	3	2		3		15
						1				1