The Patron Saint of Depravity: We don't know what the ancients meant by this sculpture, but even so, the abs are kinda hot - 8 pts
Chadomancer: I hate waiting behind this guy. I can never get a head of him. - 10 pts

Unconventionable: Eyes? Umm, why would I want to look up there? - 3 pts, 2 vts
Gregonzola: Ichabod Crane says, "Hey!" - 1 pt
HuntaNomad: They told me it was all in my head, so, i did the obvious thing - 7 pts
Soxfan196o: When Your Body's Having a Meltdown but Your Head's Already Checked Out. - 3 pts, vt
Khlaharah: I need to put my head back into the game!  - 4 pts, 2 vts

NISEMONO: Air Space - 0 pts
LukeMcNuke: Aight, I'ma head out - 13 pts
Sparksol: Some days, no matter how hard you tried, you just couldn't get ahead. - 4 pts, 3 vts
Aquafunky_Boogalicious: There. That should make getting this shirt off a little easier. - 13 pts

						2	3	2		1			8
		3		1	3				3				10
							2	1					3
	1												1
1			3						1	2			7
										3			3
		1		3									4
													0
2	3			2	2	3	1						13
		2	1			1							4
3	2		2		1			3	2				13

(Original, edited by Zach)

 

italianchefpastaway: Failed the constitution roll - 8 pts, 3 vts
Aquafunky_Boogalicious: Bood for the blood God! Skulls for the Skull Throne! - 2 pts
Geodis: The low ping experience - 10 pts
LukeMcNuke: The atttempt on my life has left me scarred and deformed. - 7 pts, 1 3
Chadomancer: Today at the Kevin de Bruyne School of Acting: Selling the Dive - 4 pts

Unconventionable: #9 obviously did not get on the team for his reflexes - 7 pts, 2 3's
HuntaNomad: I always suspected football players were a bit slow, but this is ridiculous! - 8 pts, 5 vts
Soxfan196o: Did you see that mom? Timmy hit me and it really hurt. - 7 pts, 2 3's
Gregonzola: Auditioning for the World Cup is a challenge - 4 pts
NotWinlogon: the king of drama! - 3 pts

	3					2		3		8
			2							2
2	2		3	2					1	10
					2	3		2		7
					1		2	1		4
3		1		3						7
1		2	1		3		1			8
	1	3							3	7
				1		1			2	4
							3			3

 

powerturtle: "Do not bend...alright then." - 13 pts

Big dAdDy grimm: I wasnt kidding about the size of my package - 6 pts
Lynnielily: "You can't just stick it in wherever you please!" - 7 pts

Unconventionable: At least they didn't try to fold it to fit - 0 pts

HuntaNomad: And here we see the mother envelope feeding her young, still in the mailbox. Isn't it beautiful? - 21 pts
granitepanda: Parcel Envy
NotRegedit: mail men at my village be like: - 0 pts

LukeMcNuke: Flat Stanley ain't slick - 4 pts
Gregonzola: "Your package has been delivered. Tell us how we did!" - 5 pts
Chadomancer: And the winner of the DGAF Award goes to... - 3 pts
DCon: When you just say f it -1 pt

	1	3	2	2	1	1			3	13
		2				2		2		6
1				3			3			7
										0
3	2		3		3	3	2	3	2	21
										0
	3			1						4
2		1						1	1	5
					2		1			3
			1							1

 

Tinsin: Mexican cuisine was always Goku's passion. He just didn't like to taco bout it. - 9 pts
Warren: goku: the downfall - 1 pt
Blamefulrednas: the correct way to use Krilin - 4 pts
Chadomancer: So you're *saiyan* you need help serving? - 11 pts, 6 vts

LukeMcNuke: You can't rush perfection. We're gonna need at least eleven more episodes of screaming at this meat before it's ready to serve. - 17 pts
Gregonzola: Goku goes HAM al pastor - 0 pts 

Armrestinc: His gyro level... it's over 9000! - 7 pts

HuntaNomad: When you

Bottom Text - 3 pts

Unconventionable: Larry finds out the hard way no to mess with Naruto's sister - 1 pt

Shakara: "Being a Super Saiyan didn't pay much, so Goku had to find other means to support himself financially." - 11 pts, 5 vts

blockhead77: Goku was determined to beat Sanji, at any cost... - 2 pts

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		1											1
	1			3									4
2						2	2	1	1	3			11
1		3	3		2		3		3	2			17
													0
3	3		1										7
				2						1			3
				1									1
	2	2			1	3		3					11
								2					2

Chadomancer: Granny Stratus taught Cloud everything she learned about overcompensation from Pappa Nimbus. - 4 pts, 2 vts

Fargblabble: Time has not been kind to Cloud, but he can still wield his Buster Sword as well as when he was a younger man - 1 pt

Gregonzola: "What is best in life, Connie?" - 3 pts
Shakara: "You WILL eat your greens." - 18 pts
Gawea: Whaddaya mean it's not a legal cricket bat? - 14 pts, 2 3's

snarl: Aunt Claymore never needed words to keep us in line. - 14 pts, 1 3

blockhead77: Figure 1: Upcoming Fire Emblem DLC - 0 pts

Sammu: POV you forgot to say thank you to grandma - 7 pts, 2 3's

Jeffio: Hey, they finally updated the protagonist art! - 7 pts, 1 3

Oizzader: When grandma said she was a Final Fantasy fan, we didn't realize she meant she was ready to battle Sephiroth herself! - 0 pts
Unconventionable: I dare you - 10 pts
Canopus: "Limit Break: Gramhazzard" - 4 pts, 3 vts
breakingamber: Cloud relives their glory days, from time to time. - 1 pt
CoolFox: Back in high school, I thought my freshman-spanking paddle that said "Faq U" was cool... Now look at me! - 1 pt

						3						1							4
									1										1
3																			3
1		3		3			1	3		1	3		3						18
		1			3			1	2	3	2	2							14
			2	2		2	3	2		2			1						14
																			0
			3		1				3										7
	2				2							3							7
																			0
2	3	2				1							2						10
	1			1			2												4
			1																1
											1								1