powerturtle: "Do not bend...alright then." - 13 pts

Big dAdDy grimm: I wasnt kidding about the size of my package - 6 pts
Lynnielily: "You can't just stick it in wherever you please!" - 7 pts

Unconventionable: At least they didn't try to fold it to fit - 0 pts

HuntaNomad: And here we see the mother envelope feeding her young, still in the mailbox. Isn't it beautiful? - 21 pts
granitepanda: Parcel Envy
NotRegedit: mail men at my village be like: - 0 pts

LukeMcNuke: Flat Stanley ain't slick - 4 pts
Gregonzola: "Your package has been delivered. Tell us how we did!" - 5 pts
Chadomancer: And the winner of the DGAF Award goes to... - 3 pts
DCon: When you just say f it -1 pt

	1	3	2	2	1	1			3	13
		2				2		2		6
1				3			3			7
										0
3	2		3		3	3	2	3	2	21
										0
	3			1						4
2		1						1	1	5
					2		1			3
			1							1

 

LukeMcNuke: Well lads, I for one thoughoughly enjoyed the Barbieheimer experience. - 0 pts

Geodis: Irish people circa 1844 - 9 pts, 1 3
Billy Cob Joe: The True Family Sized Meal - 7 pts

PotatoPotLover: It's finally Fry-day! - 12 pts

teres Minor: When you run out of Ramen - 1 pt

Big dAdDy grImm: "Been spending most my life living in a vegan paradise..." - 6 pts
Soxfan196o: fry-tastic feast - 1 pt
powerturtle: "So, who ordered the fries?" - 11 pts
Valera: That new McDonalds-FiveGuys merger is nuts! - 5 pts, 3 vts
Colossus of Chronic: Here we see the National Hot Dog Competition Team warming up with french fries. - 5 pts, 2 vts

Senkaku: Healthy "Salad buffet" for the kids to enjoy. Potato is a vegitable - 8 pts

Unconventionable: This picture was taken at Micky's surprise birthday party. Micky doesn't like French Fries. - 9 pts, 2 3's

Chadomancer: I said a "LARGE" fries! - 4 pts

													0
			3			2		2			2		9
			2						2	3			7
	3	2		1				3	3				12
					1								1
2	2							1				1	6
							1						1
		1	1	3		3					1	2	11
									1	1		3	5
		3					2						5
					2		3				3		8
3	1				3					2			9
1				2		1							4

Nickles: how it feels like to be the only kid in your family gathering - 8 pts, 4 vts, 2 3's

Pyacide: Looking at how relaxed the child is, someone needs to warn the others to not to touch the water - 7 pts, 3 vts

Monarch309: Well this is INCONVIENT, TRUTH be told - 2 pts

snarl: Pedro 'Guppie' Trunc practices the crawl at the Koi Luck School For Amphibious Pedicurology training pool - 4 pts, 1 3

jsmit1007owns: New wave immersion therapy c; - 8 pts, 3 vts

Big Daddy Grimm: When you want a pool for the house but the backyard isnt big enough

Brocktoon: Worst public pool ever. - 8 pts, 4 vts, 1 3

TheSilhouette: Parasite..the documentary - 4 pts, 0 3's

	3	3			1	1				8
3				1	3					7
					2					2
	1						3			4
	2		3			3				8
2		1	1			2	1			7
1		2		3			2			8
			2	2						4

Ascendancy8: "Listen here you little shit"

"I can't, I literally have no ears" - 11 pts, 4 vts

JustAnotherPerson1: "You gotta keep your head in the game, try again" - 4 pts, 3 vts

KoL Miners Daughter: "We got to stop losing our heads over things!" - 15 pts

Tomas the Rouge: Dude, where's your head? - 4 pts, 2 vts

Joker: i told you i am not down for head games. - 3 pts, 2 vts

thecatlady: Dude, no too much stubble. We need you cleanshaven for phototaking day! - 0 pts

troubletop: proof that you can mansplain without a good head your shoulders, or any head at all - 5 pts

Dyne The Dying: Making a point and coming out ahead, just in the neck of time. - 2 pts

Dasilareina: "youre completely thoughtless!" - 3 pts, 3 vts

kailla: "i think nostrils are usually about this far apart" - 8 pts

Big Daddy Grimm: im sorry but im leaving you for a girl with a good head on her shoulders - 11 pts, 7 vts

	2		3			3	3						11
						2	1			1			4
1	3			3	3			2		3			15
					1				3				4
			2					1					3
													0
3		2											5
										2			2
		1		1					1				3
		3					2	3					8
2	1		1	2	2	1			2				11

(Original, edited by Dragon)

Elffaw: " Honey, let's take a picture over there, before I give you a fifth scar! " - 0 pts
Lady Aces: "A blind date at the beach" - 17 pts
aEniMUs: "at least now she doesn't know whether I'm looking down her top" - 5 pts, 4 vts
Big Daddy Grimm: When your girlfriend is SERIOUS about the no head rule during LENT - 16 pts
Twip: Losing your head over exercise - 7 pts
Plehq: The headless Horsefamily beach trip (1836 colorized) - 3 pts
rotavator1: what a bright sunny day - 2 pts
Monarch309: "Honeymoon couple show off their joint love for AirHeads(tm)" - 2 pts
Rgarz1: "Frankly this new fad diet really makes me lightheaded dear." - 8 pts
Good Potato: on a date but forgot the heads at home - 1 pt
Eyelash: 

"No one:

Sid from toy story with is sister's dolls:" - 5 pts, 2 vts

													0
3		3			3		3	3	2				17
			2	1	1	1							5
2	3			3			1	2	3	2			16
					2	2				3			7
	2							1					3
1	1												2
			1							1			2
		2				3	2		1				8
		1											1
			3	2									5

(Original, edited by Patrick, additional work by JXQZ for this version)