blobster111: damn, a shield - 7 pts
Probably Not Noah: "I'd make a crypto joke, but I'd like it to still be relevant tomorrow" - 9 pts
blitsnik: I never realized just how expensive a good gaming PC would be... - 14 pts
kailla: lead devoloper for the new gacha game didnt read the assignment - 13 pts
Devonstrife: "Dell's new viral marketing has gotten out of hand" - 5 pts, 2 vts
BLockhEaD77: And they said that I wasted all that time and money - 2 pts, 2 vts
theMalcolite: It's all up to chance whether the magnet in the claw that controls the grip stregnth is powerful enough to wipe the drives. - 2 pts, 2 vts
ajoshi: Wow, bitcoin miners are really selling off those GPUs for cheap! - 5 pts, 3 vts
SwordsRCool: Well No Chance there, besides I can buy that Dell for 20cents LOL - 2 pts, 1 vt
typelogin: Klaw Machine 2021 - 1 pt
RithuGaming: I ve been trying to win the RAM for a while now. - 6 pts

		2			1		3	1					7
3			3				1			2			9
	3			3	2		2	3		1			14
		3		2	3	2				3			13
						3		2					5
		1				1							2
1			1										2
	2		2						1				5
									2				2
				1									1
2	1								3				6

Pyacide: Plastic surgeons HATE him. See how he turned his ears into elf ears with one simple trick! - 1 pt

SCRAGGYSCROO: WHERE THE FUCK DID THIS COME FROM - 4 pts

Monarch309: "Dude, what if we added a wire?" - 11 pts

MoondogKP: Guy on right says "So, are we just too lazy to use our hands to hold these or why did you make this?" - 7 pts

kailla: why did he take off his hat? - 3 pts

snarl: Barred from music recitals, the Sari brothers must also listen to the Crazy Frog ringtone on repeat for 18 months. - 10 pts

			1							1
		3			1					4
1	3		2	2	3					11
2	2	2		1						7
		1			2					3
3	1		3	3						10

Ascendancy8: "Listen here you little shit"

"I can't, I literally have no ears" - 11 pts, 4 vts

JustAnotherPerson1: "You gotta keep your head in the game, try again" - 4 pts, 3 vts

KoL Miners Daughter: "We got to stop losing our heads over things!" - 15 pts

Tomas the Rouge: Dude, where's your head? - 4 pts, 2 vts

Joker: i told you i am not down for head games. - 3 pts, 2 vts

thecatlady: Dude, no too much stubble. We need you cleanshaven for phototaking day! - 0 pts

troubletop: proof that you can mansplain without a good head your shoulders, or any head at all - 5 pts

Dyne The Dying: Making a point and coming out ahead, just in the neck of time. - 2 pts

Dasilareina: "youre completely thoughtless!" - 3 pts, 3 vts

kailla: "i think nostrils are usually about this far apart" - 8 pts

Big Daddy Grimm: im sorry but im leaving you for a girl with a good head on her shoulders - 11 pts, 7 vts

	2		3			3	3						11
						2	1			1			4
1	3			3	3			2		3			15
					1				3				4
			2					1					3
													0
3		2											5
										2			2
		1		1					1				3
		3					2	3					8
2	1		1	2	2	1			2				11

(Original, edited by Dragon)