blobster111: damn, a shield - 7 pts
Probably Not Noah: "I'd make a crypto joke, but I'd like it to still be relevant tomorrow" - 9 pts
blitsnik: I never realized just how expensive a good gaming PC would be... - 14 pts
kailla: lead devoloper for the new gacha game didnt read the assignment - 13 pts
Devonstrife: "Dell's new viral marketing has gotten out of hand" - 5 pts, 2 vts
BLockhEaD77: And they said that I wasted all that time and money - 2 pts, 2 vts
theMalcolite: It's all up to chance whether the magnet in the claw that controls the grip stregnth is powerful enough to wipe the drives. - 2 pts, 2 vts
ajoshi: Wow, bitcoin miners are really selling off those GPUs for cheap! - 5 pts, 3 vts
SwordsRCool: Well No Chance there, besides I can buy that Dell for 20cents LOL - 2 pts, 1 vt
typelogin: Klaw Machine 2021 - 1 pt
RithuGaming: I ve been trying to win the RAM for a while now. - 6 pts

		2			1		3	1					7
3			3				1			2			9
	3			3	2		2	3		1			14
		3		2	3	2				3			13
						3		2					5
		1				1							2
1			1										2
	2		2						1				5
									2				2
				1									1
2	1								3				6

 

Bored Guy: The bottle is -hic- half empty -hic-. Well, -hic- completely empty. - 11 pts
Busybody42: They're so desparate for good quality booze, they took the delivery motorcycle crash as an opportunity. - 3 pts
theMalcolite: As long as the drinking happens after the crash, everything is fine. - 9 pts
typelogin: Local delivery boy bribes officer with free Heineken to avoid traffic violation. - 6 pts, 3 vts
Edgelord77: ahhh just like prohibition times - 2 pts
SpryPyro: Making the best of a bad situation! - 7 pts
Khlaharah: When life gives you lemons...crack a cold one. - 12 pts
Boabe: When life drops som lemons on the ground, eat them anyway - 7 pts
Cruunchie: "Well, you broke the bike, lost most of your shipment, and will definitely lose your job. But hey you've made a friend!" - 7 pts
snarl: Although the hit & run driver was long gone, the Sgt still tried to catch the buzz off the streets. - 6 pts, 4 vts
kubo15: BYOH Bring Ya Own Heinekein - 2 pts
Tarjmov: Let's have a party! - 0 pts

		2			3	3			2	1			11
				3									3
	3			2	1	1		1			1		9
					2	2				2			6
											2		2
			3	1							3		7
2	2		1				2	2	3				12
3								3	1				7
		1					3			3			7
1	1	3					1						6
			2										2
													0

 

Lord Mark: Hm...needs more gravy. - 5 pts, 2 vts
Soxfan196o: When I was a kid we had mystery liquid for school lunch so you can eat your broccoli - 5 pts, 3 vts
Busybody42: "I said NO sewer sludge!" - 4 pts
snarl: "Agent Cooper, the message is this: The bowls are not what they seem." - 5 pts, 2 vts
theMalcolite: Ba Da Ba Ba Bah.... I'm lovin' it - 7 pts
typelogin: Jerry couldn't afford the dollar menu - 6 pts
CheeseyPickle: You can never have too much gravy. - 5 pts, 2 vts
BC_Goldman: KFC tests expanding their menu to include chicken "soup". - 11 pts
Bored Guy: If I can put soup in a bowl, then can't I... - 2 pts
Gawea: Wait a minute...didn't they say THREE square meals a day? - 11 pts
powerturtle: So you see if Napoleon had attacked here, he could won Waterloo. - 5 pts, 3 vts
SpryPyro: Everyone always hated doing dishes... but they hated soup day even more. - 6 pts

					2				3				5
		1								1	3		5
	1					1		1	1				4
		3								2			5
								3	2		2		7
	2			3							1		6
2					3								5
3	3				1	2		2					11
							2						2
			2	2		3	1			3			11
1			3	1									5
		2	1				3						6