Bored Guy: The bottle is -hic- half empty -hic-. Well, -hic- completely empty. - 11 pts
Busybody42: They're so desparate for good quality booze, they took the delivery motorcycle crash as an opportunity. - 3 pts
theMalcolite: As long as the drinking happens after the crash, everything is fine. - 9 pts
typelogin: Local delivery boy bribes officer with free Heineken to avoid traffic violation. - 6 pts, 3 vts
Edgelord77: ahhh just like prohibition times - 2 pts
SpryPyro: Making the best of a bad situation! - 7 pts
Khlaharah: When life gives you lemons...crack a cold one. - 12 pts
Boabe: When life drops som lemons on the ground, eat them anyway - 7 pts
Cruunchie: "Well, you broke the bike, lost most of your shipment, and will definitely lose your job. But hey you've made a friend!" - 7 pts
snarl: Although the hit & run driver was long gone, the Sgt still tried to catch the buzz off the streets. - 6 pts, 4 vts
kubo15: BYOH Bring Ya Own Heinekein - 2 pts
Tarjmov: Let's have a party! - 0 pts

		2			3	3			2	1			11
				3									3
	3			2	1	1		1			1		9
					2	2				2			6
											2		2
			3	1							3		7
2	2		1				2	2	3				12
3								3	1				7
		1					3			3			7
1	1	3					1						6
			2										2
													0

Soxfan196o: when the Sear's mannequins take over the world. - 7 pts
LAIdak: "I'm almost sure we forgot something, don't you think? " - 14 pts
kubo15: them muscle titans on vaycay - 2 pts
snarl: Pictured: The moment the Hardy Boys realised they'd lost their heads when they spent all their swimsuit modelling money on a straw hat and corn on the cob. - 7 pts
Bored Guy: What fruit did you guys eat now!? - 1 pt
theMalcolite: The straw hat pirates decided that stealing hearts was passe - 5 pts
phreddrickkv2: "You would be a-MAIZED at the things people would do to get a HEAD in life." "Jim for the last time, no one knows what a head is so that joke doesn't make any goddamn sense." - 12 pts, 5 vts
Busybody42: "I'm corn eater!" "Yeah, and I'm headhatter!" - 2 pts
Hippasus: What has 2 necks, no head, and 1 ear? - 4 pts
Khlaharah: Loosing your mind at the beach can be quite relaxing, but beware headhunters. - 5 pts
Boabe: Cornguy: "You notice anything strange about these corndogs?" - 2 pts
JebusHasTouchedMe: Mannequins Gone Wild, Filming Day 1 - 12 pts, 6 vts

		3	3					1					7
3		1			2	3		2		3			14
										2			2
1	3						3						7
					1								1
						1			1		3		5
2				3			2		3		2		12
				2									2
			2							1	1		4
	1		1					3					5
						2							2
	2	3		1	3		1		2				12

(Original, edited by Zach)