Soxfan196o: when the Sear's mannequins take over the world. - 7 pts
LAIdak: "I'm almost sure we forgot something, don't you think? " - 14 pts
kubo15: them muscle titans on vaycay - 2 pts
snarl: Pictured: The moment the Hardy Boys realised they'd lost their heads when they spent all their swimsuit modelling money on a straw hat and corn on the cob. - 7 pts
Bored Guy: What fruit did you guys eat now!? - 1 pt
theMalcolite: The straw hat pirates decided that stealing hearts was passe - 5 pts
phreddrickkv2: "You would be a-MAIZED at the things people would do to get a HEAD in life." "Jim for the last time, no one knows what a head is so that joke doesn't make any goddamn sense." - 12 pts, 5 vts
Busybody42: "I'm corn eater!" "Yeah, and I'm headhatter!" - 2 pts
Hippasus: What has 2 necks, no head, and 1 ear? - 4 pts
Khlaharah: Loosing your mind at the beach can be quite relaxing, but beware headhunters. - 5 pts
Boabe: Cornguy: "You notice anything strange about these corndogs?" - 2 pts
JebusHasTouchedMe: Mannequins Gone Wild, Filming Day 1 - 12 pts, 6 vts

		3	3					1					7
3		1			2	3		2		3			14
										2			2
1	3						3						7
					1								1
						1			1		3		5
2				3			2		3		2		12
				2									2
			2							1	1		4
	1		1					3					5
						2							2
	2	3		1	3		1		2				12

(Original, edited by Zach)

 

Drbanjo: In Soviet Russia, kite flies you. - 5 pts, 3 vts
theMalcolite: And that's how we into space. - 4 pts, 2 vts
snarl: Unlocking the invisible escalator to the Castle in the Clouds in the Sky made me high as a kite. - 10 pts, 5 vts
Lord Mark: [First time taking my kite for a walk] Come on, kite! Come on! HEY! - 10 pts, 4 vts
Bored Guy: John is well-versed in the art of kiting a fly, or etik. - 1 pt
blockhead77: We've found the Anti Charlie Brown  4 pts, 3 vts
Khlaharah: Sorry buddy...but my planet needs me, I have to go. - 16 pts
JebusHasTouchedMe: "Here, kite flies you!" - 2 pts
Busybody42: BREAKING NEWS: Kite flies his guy! Witness says: "Pretty fly for a white guy!" - 6 pts
CheeseyPickle: Unknown to many, the Wright brothers were not the first to invent flight. - 10 pts, 5 vts
Soxfan196o: go outside and go fly a kite they said. it is easy... - 5 pts, 4 vts
bigmo110: That guy is high as a kite. - 5 pts, 3 vts

				1		1						3	5
									3		1		4
				2		2		3		1		2	10
3								2		2	3		10
												1	1
	1	2						1					4
	2	3	3		2		3			3			16
			2										2
					3	3							6
2	3		1				2				2		10
1		1			1				2				5
				3			1		1				5

Pokefam Master: He's eating the literal best chicken in the world, but only buys me FRIES? - 0 pts

Vitellozzo: "damn, I forgot how to spell celiac" in Japanese!" - 7 pts, 3 vts, 1 3

tomato toast: "She heard me order water, why did she give me iced tea?" - 3 pts

Yarkozir: Geez he is already 30 minutes late, and I'm almost done with my meal already! I bet if I ate his he wouldn't stand me up again, all he cares about is food! - 1 pt
Spazmodic: girl: "this doesn't look like an extra-greasy slider to me..." manager: "ma'am, this is a jollibee" - 13 pts

Khlaharah:  "I have no more borger...gimme yours, onii-chan!" - 8 pts
Thunderoff: Anime girl in real life, the reverse isekai. - 6 pts

Mikeim520: When your order gets messed up - 7 pts, 3 vts, 2 3's
snarl: "Mirai seemed a bit disappointed in both my choice for our lunch date and that I didn't look at all like my Tindr profile pic - 10 pts

JebusHasTouchedMe: They didn't tell me to NOT eat the wrapper, too! - 7 pts, 4 vts

MystroMan: S-Senpai! Do you not like your chicken? I thought you explicitly said you wanted cock... - 4 pts

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		2		3						2			7
								2	1				3
					1								1
1					2	2	3	3	2				13
2	1			2					3				8
			2	1						3			6
	3		3			1							7
		3	1			3	2			1			10
3	2	1					1						7
					3			1					4