Luka Nox: "Elon Musk's larval stage." - 10 pts
adabra: "Honey, I know it sounds weird, but Universal Studios gave us $100,000 to name our kid Mr. DNA" - 1 pt
MathEquals5: top-grossing film director's child claiming its inheritance - 4 pts
aaaaabc: Da Baby - 0 pts
Soxfan196o: I will be protected by money and dinosaurs...Sweet Dreams - 0 pts
Plehq: "The dragon's child sleeps in a hoard of that which your kind covets" - 11 pts
Kjvkw: "And with a snap of his fingers, the genie granted her youth, wealth, and hundreds of hot Jeff Goldblums" - 18 pts
The_Revolving_Fan: Investors in Jurassic Park pictured after selling the story rights of the deadliest theme park disaster in the history of the world and milking the profits. - 2 pts
Unameme: One of these things will get better with age. - 8 pts
Drbanjo: Jeff Goldbloom Jr. resting peacefully, knowing that life will find a way. - 5 pts
ArbitraryChaos: "Ice age baby was such a success, what do we do?" "I've got it." - 7 pts

			3		2	3	2						10
								1					1
	1			3									4
													0
													0
3		1						2	3	2			11
2				2	3		3	3	2	3			18
			2										2
1			1	1		2	1		1	1			8
	2	3											5
	3	2			1	1							7

 

Owen09: These water bottle viral tricks are getting ridiculous - 10 pts
adabra: How to drink water underwater - 5 pts
Bored Guy: When Bill Gates receives a donation: - 12 pts
SpryPyro: Yo dawg, I heard you like H2O. So I put some water in your water so you can hydrate while you hydrate. - 6 pts
snarl: Remember to Hydrate. - 0 pts
KatelinB: when drinking water just isnt enough - 8 pts
Drbanjo: For the most refreshing bottled air choose Landboy brand. Land boy, air so pure you'll forget you're a Mer-man. - 11 pts
Barzul: Water water everywhere, but only this bottle's fit to drink from - 7 pts
Soxfan196o: Even the people of Atlantis need to drink freshwater - 3 pts
Busybody42: "Oh, that's not water, that's just a bottle of air!" - 6 pts
Shakara: hydration - 0 pts
Laidak: "And thus any trace of intelligent life ON earth was no longer seen." - 10 pts
Khlaharah: Boy, am I glad to have my bottled air right now! - 0 pts

	3		1		3					2	1		10
			3				1	1					5
3						2	2		2	3			12
		2				1			3				6
													0
2	2		2					2					8
1		1		3							3	3	11
				2		3					2		7
				1	1							1	3
								3		1		2	6
													0
	1	3			2		3		1				10
													0

 

Drbanjo: In Soviet Russia, kite flies you. - 5 pts, 3 vts
theMalcolite: And that's how we into space. - 4 pts, 2 vts
snarl: Unlocking the invisible escalator to the Castle in the Clouds in the Sky made me high as a kite. - 10 pts, 5 vts
Lord Mark: [First time taking my kite for a walk] Come on, kite! Come on! HEY! - 10 pts, 4 vts
Bored Guy: John is well-versed in the art of kiting a fly, or etik. - 1 pt
blockhead77: We've found the Anti Charlie Brown  4 pts, 3 vts
Khlaharah: Sorry buddy...but my planet needs me, I have to go. - 16 pts
JebusHasTouchedMe: "Here, kite flies you!" - 2 pts
Busybody42: BREAKING NEWS: Kite flies his guy! Witness says: "Pretty fly for a white guy!" - 6 pts
CheeseyPickle: Unknown to many, the Wright brothers were not the first to invent flight. - 10 pts, 5 vts
Soxfan196o: go outside and go fly a kite they said. it is easy... - 5 pts, 4 vts
bigmo110: That guy is high as a kite. - 5 pts, 3 vts

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									3		1		4
				2		2		3		1		2	10
3								2		2	3		10
												1	1
	1	2						1					4
	2	3	3		2		3			3			16
			2										2
					3	3							6
2	3		1				2				2		10
1		1			1				2				5
				3			1		1				5