Bored Guy: The cake is a lie... - 3 pts
Busybody42: "Well, I've never seen THIS type of tide before!" - 0 pts
Soxfan196o: I didn't ask Cake so let me just spit this out. Send me the tacos instead. - 0 pts
Khlaharah: And here we can see the first of many wild cakes on its way to the mating grounds. - 13 pts
snarl: Jubilation and confusion when Mr and Mrs Jones' discarded wedding cake (due to allergies) from 1971 was found washed up in the Hudson Bay 6000 nautical miles away. - 7 pts, 2 3's
damien1: and later, after millions of years of natural selection, the cronut was born - 9 pts
breakingamber: Oh, how romantic! Poseidon wants me for his bri-oh wait this is just a waterlogged wedding cake - 7 pts, 1 3
mOOnshOesmcbangO: caption: i deserve a treat, even if sugar always goes straight to my tides... - 6 pts
theMalcolite: the jellyfish trying to sting you on the beach keep getting more and more clever - 8 pts, 4 vts
PotatoSauceLover: That day, the ocean became a little bit sweeter - 5 pts
SpryPyro: SpongeCake FrostingPants trying to get back to her long lost soul mate Spongebob. - 8 pts, 5 vts

						3							3
													0
													0
		3			3			2	2	3			13
	3						3	1					7
3			2	2			1		1				9
2								3		2			7
	2		1			2				1			6
		2		1	2				3				8
1	1			3									5
		1	3		1	1	2						8

 

Owen09: These water bottle viral tricks are getting ridiculous - 10 pts
adabra: How to drink water underwater - 5 pts
Bored Guy: When Bill Gates receives a donation: - 12 pts
SpryPyro: Yo dawg, I heard you like H2O. So I put some water in your water so you can hydrate while you hydrate. - 6 pts
snarl: Remember to Hydrate. - 0 pts
KatelinB: when drinking water just isnt enough - 8 pts
Drbanjo: For the most refreshing bottled air choose Landboy brand. Land boy, air so pure you'll forget you're a Mer-man. - 11 pts
Barzul: Water water everywhere, but only this bottle's fit to drink from - 7 pts
Soxfan196o: Even the people of Atlantis need to drink freshwater - 3 pts
Busybody42: "Oh, that's not water, that's just a bottle of air!" - 6 pts
Shakara: hydration - 0 pts
Laidak: "And thus any trace of intelligent life ON earth was no longer seen." - 10 pts
Khlaharah: Boy, am I glad to have my bottled air right now! - 0 pts

	3		1		3					2	1		10
			3				1	1					5
3						2	2		2	3			12
		2				1			3				6
													0
2	2		2					2					8
1		1		3							3	3	11
				2		3					2		7
				1	1							1	3
								3		1		2	6
													0
	1	3			2		3		1				10
													0

 

Bored Guy: The bottle is -hic- half empty -hic-. Well, -hic- completely empty. - 11 pts
Busybody42: They're so desparate for good quality booze, they took the delivery motorcycle crash as an opportunity. - 3 pts
theMalcolite: As long as the drinking happens after the crash, everything is fine. - 9 pts
typelogin: Local delivery boy bribes officer with free Heineken to avoid traffic violation. - 6 pts, 3 vts
Edgelord77: ahhh just like prohibition times - 2 pts
SpryPyro: Making the best of a bad situation! - 7 pts
Khlaharah: When life gives you lemons...crack a cold one. - 12 pts
Boabe: When life drops som lemons on the ground, eat them anyway - 7 pts
Cruunchie: "Well, you broke the bike, lost most of your shipment, and will definitely lose your job. But hey you've made a friend!" - 7 pts
snarl: Although the hit & run driver was long gone, the Sgt still tried to catch the buzz off the streets. - 6 pts, 4 vts
kubo15: BYOH Bring Ya Own Heinekein - 2 pts
Tarjmov: Let's have a party! - 0 pts

		2			3	3			2	1			11
				3									3
	3			2	1	1		1			1		9
					2	2				2			6
											2		2
			3	1							3		7
2	2		1				2	2	3				12
3								3	1				7
		1					3			3			7
1	1	3					1						6
			2										2
													0

Soxfan196o: when the Sear's mannequins take over the world. - 7 pts
LAIdak: "I'm almost sure we forgot something, don't you think? " - 14 pts
kubo15: them muscle titans on vaycay - 2 pts
snarl: Pictured: The moment the Hardy Boys realised they'd lost their heads when they spent all their swimsuit modelling money on a straw hat and corn on the cob. - 7 pts
Bored Guy: What fruit did you guys eat now!? - 1 pt
theMalcolite: The straw hat pirates decided that stealing hearts was passe - 5 pts
phreddrickkv2: "You would be a-MAIZED at the things people would do to get a HEAD in life." "Jim for the last time, no one knows what a head is so that joke doesn't make any goddamn sense." - 12 pts, 5 vts
Busybody42: "I'm corn eater!" "Yeah, and I'm headhatter!" - 2 pts
Hippasus: What has 2 necks, no head, and 1 ear? - 4 pts
Khlaharah: Loosing your mind at the beach can be quite relaxing, but beware headhunters. - 5 pts
Boabe: Cornguy: "You notice anything strange about these corndogs?" - 2 pts
JebusHasTouchedMe: Mannequins Gone Wild, Filming Day 1 - 12 pts, 6 vts

		3	3					1					7
3		1			2	3		2		3			14
										2			2
1	3						3						7
					1								1
						1			1		3		5
2				3			2		3		2		12
				2									2
			2							1	1		4
	1		1					3					5
						2							2
	2	3		1	3		1		2				12

(Original, edited by Zach)