Owen09: These water bottle viral tricks are getting ridiculous - 10 pts
adabra: How to drink water underwater - 5 pts
Bored Guy: When Bill Gates receives a donation: - 12 pts
SpryPyro: Yo dawg, I heard you like H2O. So I put some water in your water so you can hydrate while you hydrate. - 6 pts
snarl: Remember to Hydrate. - 0 pts
KatelinB: when drinking water just isnt enough - 8 pts
Drbanjo: For the most refreshing bottled air choose Landboy brand. Land boy, air so pure you'll forget you're a Mer-man. - 11 pts
Barzul: Water water everywhere, but only this bottle's fit to drink from - 7 pts
Soxfan196o: Even the people of Atlantis need to drink freshwater - 3 pts
Busybody42: "Oh, that's not water, that's just a bottle of air!" - 6 pts
Shakara: hydration - 0 pts
Laidak: "And thus any trace of intelligent life ON earth was no longer seen." - 10 pts
Khlaharah: Boy, am I glad to have my bottled air right now! - 0 pts

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			3				1	1					5
3						2	2		2	3			12
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2	2		2					2					8
1		1		3							3	3	11
				2		3					2		7
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													0
	1	3			2		3		1				10
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snarl: The Keyboard Investigator Secret Society's first LAN party got smooshed. Good times. - 5 pts
Bored Guy: A rare look at SMOOCH's behind-the-scenes operations - 7 pts
ToastPancake: The true face of 4chan - 11 pts
Busybody42: "Yeah, scare the crap out of the security guards!" - 1 pt
disco_1_: Hackers (1995) - 12 pts
SwordsRCool: "Hey Look it's KISS on Computers yes that's right Keep It Simple Stupid" - 2 pts
Gawea: When George sent out a little factoid that the day before Valentine's Day is called International Kiss Day, he should have been more specific. - 4 pts
Owen09: Take your goth to work day - 9 pts, 3 vts
theMalcolite: Noramlly with computers, KISS means Keep It Simple, Stupid. Normally. - 3 pts
Soxfan196o: juggalos learn to play new online game kingdom of loathing and convert local nun as well - 1 pt
blockhead77: The Goth Gamers will rise up one day - 9 pts, 5 vts
Khlaharah: Time to rage against the machines and fight Skynet! - 8 pts

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				1		1				3	2		7
			3			2	3	1		2			11
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					3			2	3				8

SpryPyro: And this is why you never ask HidingHermit for eggs... (but I don't know if most people know how many chickens he has) - 1 pt
beaujibby: mom: "there's food at thome" *food at home* - 12 pts

CheGuevara: "what do you want for breakfast?" - 7 pts, 5 vts

Plehq: "if I win the contest I am splitting the prize evenly among all entrants" - 4 pts
ToastPancake: "Another egg in my DC." - 9 pts
CheeseyPickle: They say don't put all your eggs in one basket... - 0 pts
rangiawa: they say horse girls are crazy but have you ever met a chicken girl? - 2 pts
BC_Goldman: Prepping for Easter. It's a big deal in this house. - 14 pts
Owen09: What? You said not to put all of our eggs in ONE basket. There are clearly THREE baskets! - 7 pts, 6 vts
Lord President: This is how rich players store their Mr. As - 7 pts, 3 vts
Unameme: Marla's roommates never knew if "Egg Toss Championships" were real, and were too protective of their cars' paint to question it closely. - 3 pts

Edgelord77: "handle with care" - 5 pts

lil jimbo: why did the chicken cross the road? to get a massage after laying 100 eggs in a row - 0 pts

Covonia: The sperm bank managers plan to diversify their investment into frozen eggs is going well. - 7 pts, 4 vts

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3		3					3	3	3										12
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