Chadomancer: "So then I says to 'er, 'Hey! I'm the f***in' Jolly Bee. You show me some - 9 pts respect!' So, that's why I'm sleeping on this bench."

tucker the turtlle: *breathes heavily, you better not turn of that bee video - 6 pts

bongot: "Forget her, man. You know I'll always have your back" - 8 pts, 4 vts

v01dst4r: When you think you have nobody, but you always have random guy on phone - 5 pts

Zunkin: "Oh God, it's touching me. Why can't anyone else see this thing?" - 4 pts
DietPepsi: Therapy is expensive, but sitting with Jollibee is free. - 8 pts, 3 vts
Infinite Meat Bug: 'He ordered the wingman menu with a side of support' - 1 pt

COwliCK: caption: it's okay, little buddy. at least you got the consolation ribbon. - 7 pts

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3			1	1	1					6
	2		3			1	2			8
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		3					1			4
		2				3	3			8
1										1
2	3					2				7

Xenmaster: "As soon as I finish da dishes I'm gonna do some dustin' and bed-hump the coffee table." - 2 pts, 2 vts

bongot: She doesnt understand me like you do, pinkplate - 11 pts, 5 vts

Chadomancer: When the floor is lava, but you still gotta do chores. - 2 pts, 1 vt

ElloShifters: Achievement Unlocked: Stealth Dishwashing - 11 pts, 4 vts

v01dst4r: when someone leaves crumbs on the floor but you still need to do your dishes - 1 pt
Ethzz11: when there's three grains of rice left in your bowl and your mother tells you you didn't clean it well enough - 4 pts, 3 vts

Infinite Meat Bug: French girl dish washing - 11 pts, 6 vts

Avandor: Yeah, I KNOW the house is flooding, but these dishes still have to be washed. - 3 pts

aMoebALADY: Even when the floor is lava, the dishes need to be done. - 11 pts, 4 vts

YummyYams: A new KoL account trying to max out liver! - 4 pts, 2 vts

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1		2	2		3	3				11
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	3			3				3	2	11
			1							1
	2							1	1	4
			3	1	1		1	2	3	11
2	1									3
3		3		2			3			11
					2	2				4

 

Lifeson: The Inconvenience Store - 14 pts

bfgeshka: joining AR with slow ping - 6 pts

Spameggspamspam Baconandspam: This shop has really high prices! - 1 pt
Rick Tyger: "Must be this tall to buy fireworks... What a scam..." - 4 pts
lord of thieves: You must be this tall to order snacks - 2 pts

BlakAcid: "well there's your problem right there" - 1 pt

The Tyop Queen: New quest unlocked: 'Scale the Unstable Kiosk.' Reward: 1 meat and a broken leg. - 5 pts

Chadomancer: Theft prevention takes on new heights. - 10 pts

Ryu Gin: I wonder why the prices are so high. - 8 pts

Logan1237: The architect: Trust me, it ll look better from the road. - 6 pts

DrMotives: That's the 3rd most inconvient gift shop I've seen - 9 pts

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							1						1
3						1							4
						2							2
									1				1
1	2									2			5
2		1		1		3			3				10
		3		3					2				8
			2		1					3			6
	1		3		3			2					9

Painterguy: She jolli on my bee til I chickenjoy - 9 pts

Big Daddy Grimm: me laughing at the filter that made her look so silly - 5 pts, 3 vts

Sauceror Vitalysis: he says my face looks jolly - 2 pts
Zanthia: She must have had the beans. That realy stinks! - 5 pts, 3 vts
thebetter saaauuuccceee: Don't be suspicious - 1 pt

Chadomancer: Sandra didn't know it, but she was about to get her eggs deviled. - 4 pts

Frogina: When you find your ONLY fan - 14 pts

BoomBoomBam: The ever cautious Chef chooses only the most fragrant of meat for the daily special. - 5 pts, 2 vts

Tokyo Baby: When using phone is not allowed at work so you scroll with the customer instead! - 7 pts
Empty_Bottle: look at this phone, companion i am currently sobbing - 8 pts

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		2	2			1				5
1			1							2
					1	2			2	5
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2	1		3	2	2		2	2		14
	2	3								5
	3			3					1	7
3		1		1				3		8

 

Anaeri: I didn't say 'Simon says' - 0 pts

chicken of loathing: me and the boys after the farmer takes our eggs - 6 pts, 3 vts 
Fire Salamander: Jim never did come back to the bar. Everyone there was just too cocky. - 12 pts
Attila: Call some chicks! Just a cockfest at the bar tonight. - 8 pts

soulesslife: Ah chicken's favorite alcohol, Hennessy. - 7 pts

fkj: four chickens with beer bellies drink with a man - 1 pt

SamhaineTsuke: "Man, when you said you were throwing a hen-party, I thought you meant something else!" - 6 pts, 3 vts

Ryu Gin Verboten Revanant: We can leave in a few minutes. Just let me just get my beak wet. - 6 pts, 4 vts
Pawlifer: Five cocks walk into a bar, one of them was adopted. - 11 pts

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2	1		3	1		2	3			12
3						3	2			8
1	2		4							7
							1			1
		2			1			3		6
		1		2	2			1		6
	3		2	3	3					11

Kol Miners Daughter: The chess club met at the table periodically - 11 pts

PAINterguy: Mercury to C4 - 7 pts, 4 vts
PaUNCHy: You drank my battleship! - 4 pts
Mr Ham: Every move is a solution. - 6 pts
EclipseTorch: "Floor will be purple" - 1 pt
Ipskulin: Beer pong for mathletes - 8 pts

wh1rl: chemists chess tournament - 3 pts

Fire Salamander: Two chemicals, both alike in dignity, in the basketball where we lay our scene. - 7 pts, 3 vts
Zeko: knight to e4 i take your flask of meth! - 10 pts
Zanthia: And thus, The Matrix was born. - 3 pts

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2								2		4
3				1		1		1		6
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	3									3
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	2	2		3			3			10
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