theMalcolite: "In retrospect, we may have overcorrected" - 15 pts
Volc: Final Fantasy XXIII final boss spoiler - 11 pts
Thunderoff: Behold, the giant robot version of me, built it myself. - 6 pts, 1 3

rakshameister: "you've had elf on a shelf. Now get ready for queen on amphetamines!" - 3 pts

spryPyRO: "Now... Now my fans know... " -wipes tear away- - 0 pts

bigmo110: "Amazing! Natural intelligence is fast approaching the point where we can build a human that looks and behaves exactly like a real robot." - 4 pts, 0 3
beaujibby: haha it me but bigger - 4 pts, 1 3
Gawea: "I call him...Mini Me!" - 5 pts
heyaretheybetterthanmyspitones: woman sings in front of big plastic woman who is secretly about to light a bomb - 0 pts
smashlee: When you don't have the budget for a big screen, so you etsy yourself a dope self-statue instead. - 6 pts, 0 3's
MystroMan: "oh god, its right behind me isnt it" - 12 pts

	2	1		3	3	3	1		2				15
3		3	3					1		1			11
	3				1	2							6
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													0
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1	1	2	1	1			3		3				12

Mister Theft: "Donald was a lame duck at this point, but he decided to make the most of his remaining time in office." - 8 pts
hleghe: "donald definitely doesn't find a foot fetish" - 2 pts, 0 3's
draghkar: oh yum, can I cut those toenails? - 2 pts, 1 3
spryPyRO: while diving - MY SHOOOOOOOOOEEEESSSS- - 6 pts, 2 vts
Vitellozzo: "and now, miss smartass, for being a funny little pain in the A, I curse you with the LEGS: no more feathers for you, no more robust fins, but just those wacky appendages, and the worst doom of all! Stubbing a toe in the darkness of your room, so you will feel PAIN and SUFFERING! MWUAHAAAHAHA-Quack" - 7 pts
smashlee: All hail the open-toed shoe! - 0 pts

aaasssac: my eyes are up here - 13 pts
Thunderoff: Donald, a duck scared by sandals. - 4 pts, 0 3's
beaujibby: damn daniela, back at it again with the white sandals - 11 pts

ToastPancake: It was at that moment Donald realized he really did like feet. - 3 pts
CJ4: not the first donald to chase after young girls... allegedly - 6 pts

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	3									1			4
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	2			3		3				3			11
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1		2		1					2				6

Crimbopalooza 2020 Stories and Results