hleghe: "when the other kids finally get fed up with bill for getting to eat two weiners" - 4 pts, 1 3
Fargblabble: for the unforgiveable crime of wearing shoes without socks, Harold was banished from eating with the rest of the family - 12 pts
Soxfan196o: The view from this table: a masterpiece of architectural confusion. - 3 pts, 1 vt
Clawleone: when you dungeon run solo - 7 pts

Myrella: Sneakily eating your 10th karma shawarma with 11th on side and hoping no one notices and asks for a share - 4 pts, 0 3's
The Tainted Wisdom:

"You all laughed at me when I said anti-social seating would sell. Well who's laughing now?!?"

"We laughed at you because didn't put enough room for a TABLE you dumbass..."

- 6 pts, 2 vts
hUntanoMAD: When you reserve a seating but forget to order a table - 8 pts
Chadomancer:

"Timmy, come sit with us. There's more room over here."

"I've made my choice."

- 6 pts, 4 vts
theMalcolite: That's just Billie. He's been in timeout since he was 6. - 7 pts
blockhead77: Still better than flying United - 16 pts
SirStabsalot: shouldn't have told them i didn't want a table. - 1 pt
Spazfeet: Why does no one ever want to share my "Rat-Dog Special"? - 1 pt
The_Dancing_Viagra: "Alone with burrito, all the company you need" - 3 pts, 2 vts

			1			3							4
				2	1	2		2	2		3		12
												3	3
1					3		2				1		7
			2		2								4
		3								3			6
3		2									2	1	8
	3					1		1		1			6
2		1					1		3				7
	2		3	3			3	3				2	16
				1									1
	1												1
									1	2			3

Mister Theft: "Donald was a lame duck at this point, but he decided to make the most of his remaining time in office." - 8 pts
hleghe: "donald definitely doesn't find a foot fetish" - 2 pts, 0 3's
draghkar: oh yum, can I cut those toenails? - 2 pts, 1 3
spryPyRO: while diving - MY SHOOOOOOOOOEEEESSSS- - 6 pts, 2 vts
Vitellozzo: "and now, miss smartass, for being a funny little pain in the A, I curse you with the LEGS: no more feathers for you, no more robust fins, but just those wacky appendages, and the worst doom of all! Stubbing a toe in the darkness of your room, so you will feel PAIN and SUFFERING! MWUAHAAAHAHA-Quack" - 7 pts
smashlee: All hail the open-toed shoe! - 0 pts

aaasssac: my eyes are up here - 13 pts
Thunderoff: Donald, a duck scared by sandals. - 4 pts, 0 3's
beaujibby: damn daniela, back at it again with the white sandals - 11 pts

ToastPancake: It was at that moment Donald realized he really did like feet. - 3 pts
CJ4: not the first donald to chase after young girls... allegedly - 6 pts

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2						2							4
	3									1			4
							3	3					6
	1		1		1		2	1	1				7
													0
3		3	2		3					2			13
				2				2					4
	2			3		3				3			11
					2		1						3
1		2		1					2				6