hleghe: "when the other kids finally get fed up with bill for getting to eat two weiners" - 4 pts, 1 3
Fargblabble: for the unforgiveable crime of wearing shoes without socks, Harold was banished from eating with the rest of the family - 12 pts
Soxfan196o: The view from this table: a masterpiece of architectural confusion. - 3 pts, 1 vt
Clawleone: when you dungeon run solo - 7 pts

Myrella: Sneakily eating your 10th karma shawarma with 11th on side and hoping no one notices and asks for a share - 4 pts, 0 3's
The Tainted Wisdom:

"You all laughed at me when I said anti-social seating would sell. Well who's laughing now?!?"

"We laughed at you because didn't put enough room for a TABLE you dumbass..."

- 6 pts, 2 vts
hUntanoMAD: When you reserve a seating but forget to order a table - 8 pts
Chadomancer:

"Timmy, come sit with us. There's more room over here."

"I've made my choice."

- 6 pts, 4 vts
theMalcolite: That's just Billie. He's been in timeout since he was 6. - 7 pts
blockhead77: Still better than flying United - 16 pts
SirStabsalot: shouldn't have told them i didn't want a table. - 1 pt
Spazfeet: Why does no one ever want to share my "Rat-Dog Special"? - 1 pt
The_Dancing_Viagra: "Alone with burrito, all the company you need" - 3 pts, 2 vts

			1			3							4
				2	1	2		2	2		3		12
												3	3
1					3		2				1		7
			2		2								4
		3								3			6
3		2									2	1	8
	3					1		1		1			6
2		1					1		3				7
	2		3	3			3	3				2	16
				1									1
	1												1
									1	2			3

Clawleone: when you see the letters "A" and "R" in /games - 15 pts, 2 3's

Lyssa OwO: POV: You are fending off a dog(it desperately wants to kiss you. Do not let it.) - 6 pts, 4 vts

The Tainted Wisdom: That face you make when maintenance is in 2 minutes and you forgot to put on your Adventure Rollover outfit/overdrink. - 15 pts, 3 3's
Unameme: But boss, why can't I "play" with the elf on the shelf? Spies are chewy! - 0 pts
snarl: Dave was disqualified from the 'Most boopable dog pic' competition when it was discovered he'd smeared peanut butter all over his face. - 1 pt

Chadomancer: There is something tasty in the square things under the shiny bush. I can SMELL them! - 9 pts, 4 vts

hUntanoMAD: Dog - 2 pts

Not Me Yet: POV: you say "park" - 9 pts, 3 vts
Drasc: Blurry? The world can't handle such beauty. - 2 pts
Servius: I'm innocent, the Cat did it - 6 pts, 3 vts
Myrella: "DID YOU SAY STEAK?!" - 7 pts

	1	2		3	2		2		3	2			15
2				1			1				2		6
3	3				1	1		2	2	3			15
													0
									1				1
			2			3				1	3		9
	2												2
		3	3					3					9
				2									2
		1				2	3						6
1			1		3			1			1		7

(Picture suggestion and extra votes from Jeffio)

 

NotWinlogon: just a normal day at work in russia - 6 pts

firemummy: "It is always surprising where we find ourselves when the ADHD meds kick in" - 9 pts

Soxfan196o: Somone was on thin ice at work. - 11 pts, 6 vts

Chadomancer: This isn't exactly what she meant when Jill said she wanted a cool new job. - 8 pts, 2 3's

JoeyX: "Take your time, we can start the zoom call whenever. I'm just chillin'." - 8 pts, 1 3
KoL Miners Daughter: So, you say you had to walk uphill through the snow to get to school? Well... - 7 pts
LukeMcNuke: The influencers are returning to the frozen lakes- nature is healing :) - 6 pts
HuntaNomad: It's a dry cold - 1 pt
noobsauce: just chillin', WFH life - 2 pts
SirStabsalot: "when hell's frozen over but your name is summer" - 3 pts
Not Me Yet: when the elder scrolls 6 drops - 0 pts

Gawea: Elsa gets an office job. - 11 pts, 5 vts

	2					1				3			6
			1		3	2	1		2				9
2	1			2				2	3		1		11
3					1		3			1			8
		1	3				2				2		8
				3		3		1					7
		3	2	1									6
									1				1
		2											2
											3		3
													0
1	3				2			3		2			11

NISEMONO: Joji playing Shogi by the Sea - 2 pts
Chadomancer:

Man: Check

Nature: Uh...tidal wave to Rook 4, mother f****r!s

- 13 pts

Soxfan196o: When you play chess on the beach, every move is a 'shore' thing! - 9 pts

bitnb: Dolphins, it turns out, are not as playful as he had assumed. - 10 pts
Gawea: "GO to the beach day" wasn't as popular as Brian thought it would be. - 9 pts

Unconventionable: Ling on a hot date - 3 pts, 2 vts

panic lord: Man takes Go to the beach too literally - 4 pts
HuntaNomad: And just like that, the house of cards falls like dominoes. Bingo. - 4 pts
Blamefulrednas: i heard there are good chess players at the beach, but i think they are cheating, they are all acting fishy. - 7 pts
Leonardo Da Turtle: "You're using the Wade Defence?" - 3 pts

LukeMcNuke: The only time I'm ever able to use my favorite chess move without being mocked is when I play myself. Oh "bongcloud" attack, the scandal of our affair makes it all the better! - 2 pts

			2										2
			3	2	3		1	1	3				13
	3				2			3	1				9
	2			3	1			2		2			10
2		3				1	3						9
						3							3
3		1											4
			1							3			4
	1	2		1					2	1			7
1						2							3
							2						2