Clawleone: when you see the letters "A" and "R" in /games - 15 pts, 2 3's

Lyssa OwO: POV: You are fending off a dog(it desperately wants to kiss you. Do not let it.) - 6 pts, 4 vts

The Tainted Wisdom: That face you make when maintenance is in 2 minutes and you forgot to put on your Adventure Rollover outfit/overdrink. - 15 pts, 3 3's
Unameme: But boss, why can't I "play" with the elf on the shelf? Spies are chewy! - 0 pts
snarl: Dave was disqualified from the 'Most boopable dog pic' competition when it was discovered he'd smeared peanut butter all over his face. - 1 pt

Chadomancer: There is something tasty in the square things under the shiny bush. I can SMELL them! - 9 pts, 4 vts

hUntanoMAD: Dog - 2 pts

Not Me Yet: POV: you say "park" - 9 pts, 3 vts
Drasc: Blurry? The world can't handle such beauty. - 2 pts
Servius: I'm innocent, the Cat did it - 6 pts, 3 vts
Myrella: "DID YOU SAY STEAK?!" - 7 pts

	1	2		3	2		2		3	2			15
2				1			1				2		6
3	3				1	1		2	2	3			15
													0
									1				1
			2			3				1	3		9
	2												2
		3	3					3					9
				2									2
		1				2	3						6
1			1		3			1			1		7

(Picture suggestion and extra votes from Jeffio)

 

KoL Miners Daughter: We are beheaded to the ball! - 9 pts
MathEquals5: Mannequin and Womannequin - 8 pts
Unameme: Taking the genre of mindless romance to the next level - 16 pts
Kemistry: Looks like we're both getting head tonight - 6 pts, 2 vts
lil jimbo: me (a mannequin) going to the royal ball with my wife (who is also a mannequin) [we forgot our heads] - 0 pts
Soxfan196o: the headless horseman and his bride - 0 pts
Gawea: This is what happens when you let your wealth go to your head. - 6 pts, 4 vts
ChristopherG: Headless Horseman's Wedding - 0 pts
Cookie Sneak: "Just a little off the top" - 5 pts
Harlequins Dance: "They're close; neck and neck." - 6 pts, 3 vts
Kill3rQu33n: "There was a moment of silence when the groom was told he may now kiss the bride" - 10 pts

		2					1		3	3			9
				3		3			2				8
3	2		3	1		2		3		2			16
					3		3						6
													0
													0
		1		2				2		1			6
													0
	1		2		2								5
1		3					2						6
2	3		1		1	1		1	1				10

(Original, edited by Dragon)

 

Luka Nox: "Elon Musk's larval stage." - 10 pts
adabra: "Honey, I know it sounds weird, but Universal Studios gave us $100,000 to name our kid Mr. DNA" - 1 pt
MathEquals5: top-grossing film director's child claiming its inheritance - 4 pts
aaaaabc: Da Baby - 0 pts
Soxfan196o: I will be protected by money and dinosaurs...Sweet Dreams - 0 pts
Plehq: "The dragon's child sleeps in a hoard of that which your kind covets" - 11 pts
Kjvkw: "And with a snap of his fingers, the genie granted her youth, wealth, and hundreds of hot Jeff Goldblums" - 18 pts
The_Revolving_Fan: Investors in Jurassic Park pictured after selling the story rights of the deadliest theme park disaster in the history of the world and milking the profits. - 2 pts
Unameme: One of these things will get better with age. - 8 pts
Drbanjo: Jeff Goldbloom Jr. resting peacefully, knowing that life will find a way. - 5 pts
ArbitraryChaos: "Ice age baby was such a success, what do we do?" "I've got it." - 7 pts

			3		2	3	2						10
								1					1
	1			3									4
													0
													0
3		1						2	3	2			11
2				2	3		3	3	2	3			18
			2										2
1			1	1		2	1		1	1			8
	2	3											5
	3	2			1	1							7

 

Unameme: Red/Green Colorblindness Test, now by Nintendo! - 8 pts
SutDumf38: Let's-not-a-go! These be-a too tight for me-a! - 0 pts
Soxfan196o: When characters swap outfits and most people do not notice - 2 pts
Soulesslife: Colorblind - "What's wrong with this?" - 9 pts
Bigbloon: "bros by any other name would smell just as sweet" - 3 pts
Spileckalicious: A miscommunication between the tailor and his apprentice has revealed a truth that neither of the Mario brothers had ever previously realized: they are, the both of them, colorblind! - 10 pts
ProperPickle: Lario and Malignant - 11 pts
Luka Nox: "Mario and Luigi coming into the bedroom after Peach told them she wanted to experiment with crossdressing:" - 5 pts

	3				3		2			8
										0
1				1						2
3		3				3				9
2						1				3
	2	2	3	2			1			10
		1	2	3	2		3			11
	1		1		1	2				5

 

SutDumf38: cheggers - 4 pts, 2 vts
adabra: Finals for the Egg Chess Championship, Ajinder vs Ripanjot. (2021) - 5 pts
chrisdaum123: chick to hen's 4. chickmate! - 2 pts, 2 vts
damien1: "if one of these hatches before the shower is free, i'm gonna cap that b***** " - 10 pts, 4 vts
Soxfan196o: if we stare long enought the creepy man will leave us alone - 4 pts, 3 vts
Soulesslife: "Paula is down a pawn, and Clare has just cornered her king in a just a few moves! Could this be a Chickmate?" - 12 pts
Unameme: When you have to play, but have lost your marbles. - 2 pts, 1 vt
Spileckalicious: Do you think we ought to have used brown AND white eggs for this game of egg checkers? - 10 pts, 5 vts
TheShadowDuck: Woah. Eggs. - 2 pts, 1 vt
bitnb: "Okay, so you've called Eggsy, Eggy, and Eggo to be on your team. I've got Eggsly, Eggery, and Eggy 2. Are we still sure we want to play touch rugby with them?" - 9 pts

						2	2			4
1					2			2		5
	1						1			2
				1	3	3	3			10
2			1					1		4
	2	1		3				3	3	12
									2	2
	3	3		2	1				1	10
			2							2
3		2	3			1				9