Wednesday, January 31, 2018


Ouro Boros: people had been worried about skynet, but skynet was more worried about orbs and sick memes. - 5 pts
SeraPHOny: this is WAY too many balls for our snooker table - 7 pts
COUNT SAUCEY: Three bald white heads checking out some black balls. - 1 pt
lagoticspy: and you said three heads were better than one. - 1 pt
amoebalady: Blue Man Group's predecessor didn't fare as well. - 11 pts
smoots: Two out of three human headed robots agree, "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn" - 8 pts
Berkley: It was only after they had finished harvesting the caviar that they realized they had no digestive system an would go hungry forever more. - 6 pts
Liquid Pyramid: Our children will hatch soon. - 9 pts


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Friday, January 26, 2018


Firetitan8: Despite his calm demeanor, he's prone to losing his head. - 13 pts
Sein: Now, a good photographer wouldn't have cut off his head like that. - 7 pts
KimorKnossos: "The solution for those who love to cuddle but hate being around others. - 6 pts
The_Dragon: After ten years of yoga practice learning to give himself felacio, Jun had finally had enough. - 8 pts, 3 vts
the arborist: When you stub your toe so hard that your feet disintegrate and your head flies off... - 0 pts
Kirvinator: Sitting with a heady heart - 5 pts
Thicc Earth Society: Headless horseman, age 14. - 12 pts, 3  3's
Aithre: How you should NOT listen to your heart - 5 pts
JoshuaKing: I didn't have to remove a rib, just had to remove my head! - 0 pts
etnan: /perv: now with vorable heads - 1 pt
The Great Necronoodle: some headless mate - 1 pts
Dance_dance: Ive always tried my best to get ahead in life - 8 pts, 4 vts
Volc: For those that take hugging one's self a bit too seriously... - 12 pts, 1 3


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Word: frumstæður

etnan: frumpy - 0 pts
The Great Necronoodle: that moment when the a and e get drunk and accidentally fuse - 6 pts
The_Dragon: The lingering smell of hobos. - 6 pts
Mco: the occupation of a person who picks breadcrumbs and other leftovers out of beards - 12 pts, 2 3's
keliose: The act of taking joy of a friends bedhead. - 5 pts
Dontkillmezach: Middle English word for being shot with an arrow while delivering an important message - 12 pts, 3 3's
Gary Gravy: Frumstæður is the feeling you get when former George W. Bush administration policy advisor, noted political commentator, architect of the "Axis of Evil" and the US involvement in Iraq slowly spends years moving himself to the left and that man's name? David Frum - 4 pts, 3 vts
TheSilhouette: frumstæður - A word for a charity event that celebrates the re-attachment of the foreskin. The charity pertains to "tips" being given by the guests whom initially preserved them for such an occasion. The man who will experience the practice shall pick the preferred foreskin and have his family members agree on it via voting - 4 pts, 4 vts
Monechetti: A skull filled with pudding, decorated by emerald bugs and used to appease the god Hotnips - 5 pts



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Wednesday, January 24, 2018

Word: käkkärämänty (suggested by kirahvikoira)

The Great Necronoodle: to kakkarate something or someone - 5 pts, 3 vts
Dontkillmezach: Turkish for that fella chewing ice loudly after he finishes his soda - 7 pts
JoshuaKing: A Russian swear word meaning "to piss on your mother" - 8 pts, 3 vts
The_Dragon: The feeling you get when you play one of Pens games and lose. - 5 pts, 4 vts
Aithre: The (formerly) illegal practice of putting way too many umlauts on top of letters - 15 pts
CheeseyPickle: strange, weird or interesting? - 0 pts
JAD: The feeling of being overwhelmed by the presence ot too many cats. :) - 6 pts
DeaksDeetee: The masulanist white-supremacist movement that is sweeping the scandinavian states. - 8 pts, 3 vts


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Tuesday, January 23, 2018


DudeCats: In the rampant age of chaos, one man discovers himself. - 8 pts, 3 vts
Graelk: you see infinate tv, I see 69 - 4 pts, 2 vts
The_Dragon: ref-ception - 6 pts
WidgetLikaTurtel: I think there's something strange here but I can't seem to figure out what it is. - 0 pts
Volc: For when you need to judge the judge judge the judge judge the judge judge the..... - 7 pts, 4 vts
Wzboss: damn! that man is ugly! oh wait... inception - 3 pts
GogoGogo: Man needs a mirror - 4 pts, 4 vts
The Great Necronoodle: it's clear he's laughing at himself laughing at the sex number - 5 pts
Liquid Pyramid: me looking back at myself asking why did i ever submit a caption for a penshoppe game since the voting kills me - 14 pts
C0W: When you're streaming on Twitch and you switch tabs to your stream only to see that you've broken space and time by opening up an infinite interwebs portal. - 8 pts, 5 vts
KimorKnossos: The Truman Show gets a reboot. - 7 pts, 3 vts
Sein: so that's what the back of my shoulder looks like. - 6 pts


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Saturday, January 20, 2018

Word: magnaður

The_Dragon: A sense of smallness gotten when contemplating the vastness of space. - 6 pts
the arborist: n. an accumulation of crumbs in the reeds in one's longhouse - 3 pts
MaybeBoB: The force responsible for pulling magnets together and pushing them apart that SCIENTISTS STILL CANT ANSWER - 3 pts
WidgetLikaTurtel: Our Magnetized Pony - 3 pts
Granite_Grizz: A person that confuses people because their perfume/cologne is randomly rubbed onto their bodies from magazines. They often do not actually purchase said magazines. - 14 pts
The Great Necronoodle: a Magnetic Minotaur -2 pts
Jeff Jeff: Magnaður is a overly sophsicated magnetic canvas that was only used once by a pretenious artist to display an artwork dedicated to the triumph of discovering bacon. but said artwork was lost forever because some guy named Steve bumped into it. - 8 pts, 2 3's
Cpt jizzwater: magnaður- noun. The realization there is no meaning in life, thus the only way to prevent seeing your friends and family die is to die first. - 8 pts, 1 3
Aithre: A title reserved for the most intensely hot and sour sauce in the world - 7 pts
Gumulonimbus: I'm thinking a Weaboo/Otaku, but instead of spending all day whackin' it to cute girls' thighs, they lift weights. - 8 pts, 3 vts
C0W: much like a pompadour but made out of lava. - 10 pts
Graelk: composed of more magma than usual - 5 pts
KingnIceFire: it is the answer to the question: why did the chicken cross the road - 1pt


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