Chadomancer:  Dude flexed so hard, his abs popped right off. - 7 pts

Vhar07:  POV, You realize that your a character in a soon to be amazing book(Hope the book goes well:) - 3 pts

Funrmunt: "God help me if I hear another gutless or spineless joke" - 8 pts

Unconventionable:  "I'm nothing without my clothes" - 8 pts

Kalebb: 0% bodyfat? That's cute. Try 0% body, noob. - 14 pts

Voryn: "even after doing one push-up and pretending it was a full workout." - 2 pts

nisemono: "I'm too sexy for my car" - 0 pts

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(drawn by Shuratoshi)

 

Funrmunt: Babe, what do you mean you can't see me anymore? - 7 pts

Chadomancer: Nobody really understood what Becky saw in Tom. - 16 pts

MathEquals5: when my boyfriend said we should look in the mirror for a surprise, this is not what I had in mind - 5 pts

Soxfan196o: what do you mean you can see him? - 2 pts

hleghe: "when you see a guy with skin on their face" - 1 pt
Kung Fungus: They say love is blind, but sometimes... its invisible. - 10 pts
SnarLier_Bear: As Lily and Bobby toured the zoo for their anniversary, Lily suddenly felt her love vanishing - 6 pts

Borntoclubseals: "You can only imagine how much I love you" - 4 pts
Pastalavista_BABEE: "nuh uh" - 0 pts

amoebalady: Sally was shocked at how inconsiderate Brad was to choose *this* moment to be raptured - 9 pts

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Zanthia: This wasn't what he imagined being sucked off meant. - 7 pts
N00B1N4T0R: When I said my favourite song was "put your head on my shoulders", I didn't mean it literally! - 3 pts
Soxfan196o: Head... Shoulders, Knees, and Toes - 3 pts
TrueTurtle: "Mmm, love a Dullahottie" - 1 pt

Antic the Fearless: When she said she wanted to get ahead in life, he wasn't expecting it to be his. - 16 pts

The_Dancing_Viagra: "not what I thought she meant by giving head" - 10 pts
LordSnubbington: My body can't keep up at this rate! - 3 pts
amoebalady: I *knew* it! She only loves me for my mind!!! - 11 pts

Not Me Yet: The Headless Horseman gets a girlfriend - 4 pts

Chadomancer: It was at this exact moment, the kiss he had been waiting for ever since he met her, that Craig realized he had left the oven on. - 2 pts

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Servius: Their relationship was transparent -- 9 pts, 2 3's

Rishi Sunak: The Ayes have it - 0 pts

Soxfan196o: If only my man would wear this - 1 pt

Don_Domat: Hey y'all, so I came over to introduce my imaginary boyfriend, uh, I mean, my super-real boyfriend, OK? Isn't he cute?! - 3 pts

Tapion: love is blind - 10 pts

Geodis: It's the clothes that make the man - 9 pts, 1 3

Avandor: She always did think that love required transparency. - 7 pts, 5 vts

 ihatesegfaults: pov: the invisible man decided to cosplay some rpg - 0 pts

Gregonzola: "I turned out Alice's boyfriend was not imaginary after all." - 4 pts

Lynnielily: "Despite the couple's mutual infatuation, it was much better for them to stay texting buddies. They could never see eye to eye when they met up." - 7 pts, 4 vts

haha4: My boyfriend is from Canada. No, you haven't met him. No, I swear he's real! - 6 pts

My DudE 2: my father showing his loving adorations to my mother - 0 pts
hUntanoMAD: Take care of your clothes, and they will take care of you - 15 pts

Chadomancer: The relationship was short-lived, however, after Sally found her mother's underwear walking around the kitchen. - 13 pts

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Shakara: Well, they always say "Don't lose your head"... - 6 pts

Chadomancer: *Ahem* My eyes are down here. - 9 pts

Unconventionable: "I've heard of wearing your heart on your sleeve,but your head? That's something new" - 4 pts
TheGreatReferencer: What Zombies Mean when they Say "I Give Head" - 6 pts
Kemistry: she was happy to give "giving head" new meaning - 6 pts
Indigo Rain: Most guys just have some ribs removed - 14 pts

ange1ade: Presenting our next contestant for Twink of the Month: the Headless Horseman's very own son, Orseman Jr! - 3 pts
Don_Domat: "Why am I looking at your chest? Hey, why are YOU looking at MY chest? Look at my eyes!" - 0 pts

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(art by mishroomarts)