Zanthia: This wasn't what he imagined being sucked off meant. - 7 pts
N00B1N4T0R: When I said my favourite song was "put your head on my shoulders", I didn't mean it literally! - 3 pts
Soxfan196o: Head... Shoulders, Knees, and Toes - 3 pts
TrueTurtle: "Mmm, love a Dullahottie" - 1 pt

Antic the Fearless: When she said she wanted to get ahead in life, he wasn't expecting it to be his. - 16 pts

The_Dancing_Viagra: "not what I thought she meant by giving head" - 10 pts
LordSnubbington: My body can't keep up at this rate! - 3 pts
amoebalady: I *knew* it! She only loves me for my mind!!! - 11 pts

Not Me Yet: The Headless Horseman gets a girlfriend - 4 pts

Chadomancer: It was at this exact moment, the kiss he had been waiting for ever since he met her, that Craig realized he had left the oven on. - 2 pts

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