amoebalady: That day, as they were yet again dropping off supplies, the kids were finally resigned to the fact that there just was no convincing Auntie that the floor was not lava. - 18 pts

Funrmunt: So... who's gonna call the firefighter? - 1 pt

Soxfan196o: honey your shirt is wrinkled - 2 pts, 2 vts
Fart Scauce: When they couldn't install a handicap ramp, they took away the stairs so the store was nobody accessible - 2 pts, 2 vts

CrzyMdScntst123: Hole in the wall convenience is not very convenient. - 7 pts
Zanthia: Mrs. Lopez wasn't sure she was a cartel yet, but she had ambitions. - 2 pts, 1 vt

Chadomancer: Margarite subscribes to the Kenobi philosophy of shop security. - 4 pts

CaptainCavemaniac: I told you to buy me a ladder, and you come back with a magic bean!?! - 14 pts

LordSnubbington: Lana's Lofty Goods ~ gnomes/dwarves won't be served ~ - 4 pts

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		1								1
						1	1			2
	1							1		2
2	2		2		1					7
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1			3							4
3		3		1	3	2		2		14
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