littlebitofSonshine: That's when he knew. - 6 pts, 3 vts

Soxfan196o: first one to get up or make a noise owes me 100 push-ups - 7 pts

Tapion: I knew I should've stayed at home instead of enlisting - 6 pts, 4 vts, 1 3

MathEquals5: How long has he been sitting there like that? - 3 pts

Chadomancer: Some of you may die. Some of you will come home to broken families and empty houses. Some of you will get a sprinkler directly to the face. That is the price of freedom. - 6 pts, 4 vts, 0 3's

Rishi Sunak: Numbering off the platoon for field trials of the facial & rectal massage unit. - 3 pts

sdugicus: if you even flinch, maggots, the next sprinkle will be piss - 4 pts, 2 vts

Hippasus: In soviet Russia, ground spews on frat boy. - 6 pts, 2 vts

Unameme: And that's when everybody knew that sarge had found his porn stash. - 4 pts, 3 vts
efot: don't forget to bring a towel - 6 pts, 3 vts
Avandor: But on the other hand, nobody knew that Tyler lost bladder control. - 15 pts

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