littlebitofSonshine: That's when he knew.

Soxfan196o: first one to get up or make a noise owes me 100 push-ups

Tapion: I knew I should've stayed at home instead of enlisting

MathEquals5: How long has he been sitting there like that?

Chadomancer: Some of you may die. Some of you will come home to broken families and empty houses. Some of you will get a sprinkler directly to the face. That is the price of freedom.

Rishi Sunak: Numbering off the platoon for field trials of the facial & rectal massage unit.

sdugicus: if you even flinch, maggots, the next sprinkle will be piss

Hippasus: In soviet Russia, ground spews on frat boy.

Unameme: And that's when everybody knew that sarge had found his porn stash.
efot: don't forget to bring a towel
Avandor: But on the other hand, nobody knew that Tyler lost bladder control.