Turtley Boi: when you unlock the lvl 99 weapon with unlimited durability - 9 pts
blockhead77: Final Fantasy 77 is looking great - 6 pts
JAD: No materia? What a waste of AP! - 2 pts, 1 vt
Meh657: eXtreme bread cutting! - 0 pts
TheGreatReferencer: Cloud Strife must pay the rent - 5 pts
Bubbaboink: He'll butter Sephiroth's bread no problem~ - 2 pts, 2 vts
Greenfrog74: When you studied "Anime Science" at university but you cannot find a job for it. - 11 pts
heroic Kol player: when you go back to the starting town at the end of a game - 15 pts
gANeLoN: In Japan they are called Sandwhich Strifes - 1 pt
IMTEHWALRUS: 6 Inch Subs. It's what's inside that counts. - 1 pt
Pryncesself: At Subway, either you can get the sandwich or the sandwich can get you. Derek was taking no chances. - 10 pts, 7 vts
damien1: damn right, I'm using this knife. you should have seen what the last sub did to Steve - 10 pts, 4 vts

					3	3			3				9
								3			3		6
			2										2
													0
		3						2					5
				1						1			2
2	2	2		3							2		11
1			3	2	2	2		1	2	2			15
	1												1
							1						1
	3	1	1			1	2		1		1		10
3					1		3			3			10

Spazmodic: "Who knew that modelling was a way to get ahead in life?" - 17 pts
Wubba Lubba DubDub: Marie always felt like her supervisors never saw her for who she really was - 9 pts, 6 vts, 1 3
smashlee: "Hey bro, look at the neck on that one!" "Yeah bro, I'd like to play ring toss with her, if you know what I mean." - 9 pts, 6 vts, 0 3's
heroic Kol player: when you about to give a speech and you pretend that everyone else doesn't exist - 5 pts
Zecho: how it felt being King Louis and his wife during the french revolution - 3 pts

DankPotato: When boys get ready to examine that girl - 1 pt

ggar: let them eat cake - 5 pts

Pasztot: The real cost of astral cupcakes. #cupcakeismurder - 0 pts

Monarch309: Check out the neck line on her ! ! ! - 9 pts, 3 vts

blockhead77: Tom- "Man she's hot, just look at her face!" Bob "I see nothing" Tom- "precisely" - 2 pts

		2	3	3		3	2	3	1	17
1		1	2		3	1		1		9
	2		1	2	1	2	1			9
	3							2		5
2	1									3
				1						1
							3		2	5
										0
3		3							3	9
					2					2

(Source. Edited by Zach)

Making Poutine Everyday: This was made on purpose - 3 pts

damien1: crunchy cartoon cop chest calms cranky chick - 10 pts

jojobu: "There is no reason to be sad! Through the magic of photography, we will both live in two-dimensional bliss forever!" - 5 pts

heroic Kol player: the only one who can truly comfort you - 0 pts

Meh657: Flattened person still alive - 2 pts

gANeLoN: ... little did she know, she was actually crying into the chest of an anime themed glory hole. - 6 pts

carl_g_douglas: Memo to self: Tell agent to stop having me attend meet and greets. - 8 pts

Peekous: It's ok dear, we all don't exist - 11 pts

Bubbaboink: *smelling anime men* - 9 pts

						3				3
		3				1	3	3		10
1	2							2		5
										0
						2				2
			2	1			2	1		6
	3	2	1		1		1			8
2	1		3	3	2					11
3		1		2	3					9

Nasius: Behold Fire!
We know how to cook Grandma. - 3 pts, 2 vts
ThirdStrike2: when something is wrong with your christmas gift, but you can't figure out what - 7 pts
heroic Kol player: when you try to blow out the birthday cake in one go - 1 pt

carl_g_douglas: I, Promethus, bring you fire! - 6 pts
SirStabsalot: "i wish mom would get me an actual cake for once" - 10 pts
CatChan: nooo... its not a birthday cake... don't blow out the candles >_< - 1 pt
kapok: "You pucker up and approach the Knob Goblin Chef, but he sees you coming, produces a bottle of magical lighter fluid and squirts it onto the grill. Blue flames billow from the grill, scorching you. You lose 2 hit points. (hot damage) " - 17 pts
Greenfrog74: When Jick says : "Riff, come here and blow over HotStuff !" - 3 pts, 3 vts
Zecho: when you cant afford a cake or candles but you can afford a mini stove - 3 pts, 1 vt
smashlee: "Thanks a lot, mijo. That was our only source of heat in the bunker. What is your obsession with blowing things?" - 9 pts

					2		1			3
			3			1		1	2	7
	1									1
				2		2		2		6
		2	2			3	2		1	10
		1								1
2	2	3	1		3			3	3	17
1				1	1					3
	3									3
3				3			3			9

Volc: Such a nice boy, a real law-abiding citizen. Nothing wrong here, carry on! - 12 pts
Making Poutine Everyday: Watch for upside-down pedestrians. If you are involved in or witness a collision, stay on site as a witness of the collision. - 2 pts
girlTrex: 1/5/18 Man arrested for inaccurately portraying warning sign ... not willing to chop off feet for accuracy. - 6 pts
ShinyPlatypus: ironic jaywalking is still an emerging sport. give it time. - 3 pts
SaucySalamandr: "im walking on sunshine, ohoho" - 10 pts
Bubbaboink: Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air - 13 pts
AliRaza111: A typical day in Australia - 2 pts
Zecho: "An Australian spotted in foreign lands" - 8 pts, 4 vts
heroic Kol player: Australians when they visit america - 3 pts
BoiRDee: break dancer crossing - 5 pts
Meh657: Headline: Bad Design Takes A Life: Builder in court - 0 pts
Aeshma: We always thought John was too much of a conformist. - 8 pts, 3 vts

	1	3		1	1	2			3		1		12
		2											2
1				2			1				2		6
2		1											3
			3				2		2	3			10
3	3		1			1	3			2			13
								2					2
					3	3		1		1			8
	2								1				3
			2								3		5
													0
				3	2			3					8