Spazmodic: "Who knew that modelling was a way to get ahead in life?" - 17 pts
Wubba Lubba DubDub: Marie always felt like her supervisors never saw her for who she really was - 9 pts, 6 vts, 1 3
smashlee: "Hey bro, look at the neck on that one!" "Yeah bro, I'd like to play ring toss with her, if you know what I mean." - 9 pts, 6 vts, 0 3's
heroic Kol player: when you about to give a speech and you pretend that everyone else doesn't exist - 5 pts
Zecho: how it felt being King Louis and his wife during the french revolution - 3 pts

DankPotato: When boys get ready to examine that girl - 1 pt

ggar: let them eat cake - 5 pts

Pasztot: The real cost of astral cupcakes. #cupcakeismurder - 0 pts

Monarch309: Check out the neck line on her ! ! ! - 9 pts, 3 vts

blockhead77: Tom- "Man she's hot, just look at her face!" Bob "I see nothing" Tom- "precisely" - 2 pts

		2	3	3		3	2	3	1	17
1		1	2		3	1		1		9
	2		1	2	1	2	1			9
	3							2		5
2	1									3
				1						1
							3		2	5
										0
3		3							3	9
					2					2

(Source. Edited by Zach)

SirStabsalot: i'm gonna win this game of air hockey, no matter the cost! - 11 pts, 34 vts
WreckedEm: Johnny tried to cover up that he didn't really follow sports - 7 pts
heroic Kol player: when you combine 2 things that you thought were gonna work but the result is terrible - 6 pts
Megamaw: Calvinball. Calvinball has changed. - 12 pts
Nasius: He suddenly realised he had no idea how he got here - 3 pts
ANameILike: When you're so focused on the game and then your friend goes, "You're doing it wrong" - 0 pts
Pasztot: When you're trying to get the non-combat in the haunted gallery during the Halloween black cat bad moon run. - 11 pts, 6 vts
ThirdStrike2: cursed_tabletennis - 0 pts
Zecho: when you thought you knew nothing about sports but then you see your friend - 8 pts
Draculinary: "FORE!" - 5 pts
JXQZ: i <3 golf - 0 pts
JoJobi: Danica Patrick steps up to the freethrow line, moments before releasing the puck and scoring the touchdown- winning the Triple Crown for Holland. - 9 pts

			3		3			3	2				11
		1			2	2		2					7
				2	1		2		1				6
2	3			1					3		3		12
						1	1			1			3
													0
3	1	2	2					1			2		11
													0
		3					3			2			8
1										3	1		5
													0
	2		1	3		3							9