SirStabsalot: i'm gonna win this game of air hockey, no matter the cost! - 11 pts, 34 vts
WreckedEm: Johnny tried to cover up that he didn't really follow sports - 7 pts
heroic Kol player: when you combine 2 things that you thought were gonna work but the result is terrible - 6 pts
Megamaw: Calvinball. Calvinball has changed. - 12 pts
Nasius: He suddenly realised he had no idea how he got here - 3 pts
ANameILike: When you're so focused on the game and then your friend goes, "You're doing it wrong" - 0 pts
Pasztot: When you're trying to get the non-combat in the haunted gallery during the Halloween black cat bad moon run. - 11 pts, 6 vts
ThirdStrike2: cursed_tabletennis - 0 pts
Zecho: when you thought you knew nothing about sports but then you see your friend - 8 pts
Draculinary: "FORE!" - 5 pts
JXQZ: i <3 golf - 0 pts
JoJobi: Danica Patrick steps up to the freethrow line, moments before releasing the puck and scoring the touchdown- winning the Triple Crown for Holland. - 9 pts

			3		3			3	2				11
		1			2	2		2					7
				2	1		2		1				6
2	3			1					3		3		12
						1	1			1			3
													0
3	1	2	2					1			2		11
													0
		3					3			2			8
1										3	1		5
													0
	2		1	3		3							9

Kavakava: - when i opened the door i saw her, honey everywhere... and her face, HER FACE.
- can you BEE more specific?
-...
-:D - 11 pts, 4 vts
Draculinary: "And she says- she says I don't take things seriously! I miss her so much!" - 5 pts, 3 vts
blockhead77: a burger with a side of regret will be $7 - 5 pts, 2 vts
Shay HammoWolf: Local red man finally taken in for the murder of his ex wife. Story at 11. - 3 pts, 1 vt
Logan_C: me hanging out in /newbie. - 15 pts
Orgre45: Penshoppe_91 after realizing that more than half the players have not sent votes. - 11 pts, 5 vts
ThePig: Ugandan knuckles getting arrested by shopkeeper - 7 pts
Pyro_Grl: Well, Officer, you see what happened was... - 0 pts
Making Poutine Everyday: IS that a teletubby fairy? - 0 pts
Big Daddy Grimm: when the reality hits and you realize what happens in Mangatarum DOESNT stay in mangatarum - 3 pts, 3 vts

	2			3	3				3	11
1		3					1			5
	3					2				5
								3		3
2	1	1	2		1	3	2	1	2	15
3		2		2			3		1	11
			3		2			2		7
										0
										0
			1	1		1				3

The Predator: "I've tried horse racing but I've never been able to get a head..." - 6 pts, 3 vts

Derplingtons: I know it's your first time doing this, but please don't lose your head, oh wait - 1 pt

Billy Cob Joe: When you and your friend run into a big problem and all your friend provides is some band-aid solutions. - 4 pts

DudeCats: "The Necks Chapter: Part II" is coming along nicely. - 0 pts
Aventuristo: "His arm's off. I think you've got him." - 0 pts
Big Daddy Grimm: thanks for putting your neck out there for me. it is the only was we are going to get a head in this world - 10 pts, 4 vts
CATATTACK123: Be prepared to be terrified, coming this summer... the return of the headless chicken men! - 0 pts

DeaksDeetee: This is why you should watch the full video of the shaving tutorial *before* you start shaving. - 10 pts, 5 vts

DIEGO1marcUS: huh, so thats where Nearly Headless Nick's body went - 1 pt

Draculinary: "It'll be fine, you said. I found all the traps, you said. Go ahead and open the door, you said." - 22 pts

stopthattimeravE: [snaps gangsterly] - 2 pts

Axenor: That was the moment the Smith boys realized their mother had been right all along, they had forgotten their unattached heads. - 11 pts
McMoolish: "Hey Joe. Sarge says, it was bit of an headless attack this time." - "Ah, what does he knows..." - 1 pt
gumpy13: Fight Club is really starting to take rule #1 seriously. - 13 pts
Volc: They really cannot wrap their heads around their current predicament. - 4 pts
Lesbian_Syphilitic_Spanker: "No vulnerable brainpans, but no badass facial scars either. Tough choice." - 6 pts, 4 vts
mmcbride: Dude, I need a bandaid too for this shaving accident. - 5 pts
GrandTheftKarma: Mischief. Mayhem. Mannequins. - 12 pts

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	2							2			3					3			10
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	3			2								2	1			2			10
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			2	3	1	3	3			2	2		2		2		2		22
2																			2
3				1		2	2					3							11
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		3			2	1								3	1		3		13
			3					1											4
									1	1			3				1		6
		1	1				1		2										5
		2			3				3		1				3				12

(Source. Edited by Zach)