theMalcolite: "In retrospect, we may have overcorrected" - 15 pts
Volc: Final Fantasy XXIII final boss spoiler - 11 pts
Thunderoff: Behold, the giant robot version of me, built it myself. - 6 pts, 1 3

rakshameister: "you've had elf on a shelf. Now get ready for queen on amphetamines!" - 3 pts

spryPyRO: "Now... Now my fans know... " -wipes tear away- - 0 pts

bigmo110: "Amazing! Natural intelligence is fast approaching the point where we can build a human that looks and behaves exactly like a real robot." - 4 pts, 0 3
beaujibby: haha it me but bigger - 4 pts, 1 3
Gawea: "I call him...Mini Me!" - 5 pts
heyaretheybetterthanmyspitones: woman sings in front of big plastic woman who is secretly about to light a bomb - 0 pts
smashlee: When you don't have the budget for a big screen, so you etsy yourself a dope self-statue instead. - 6 pts, 0 3's
MystroMan: "oh god, its right behind me isnt it" - 12 pts

	2	1		3	3	3	1		2				15
3		3	3					1		1			11
	3				1	2							6
										3			3
													0
2			2										4
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				2		1				2			5
													0
					2		2	2					6
1	1	2	1	1			3		3				12

Judalin: A lvl2 dragon-hunting party sets out. - 9 pts
Loathbred: "If any ya'll snitch to piggy, I'm sending y'all to hell early!" - 6 pts
Elffaw: "This just in! Kermit, and his always growing harem, have just declared war on gnats! When the time comes, which side will you be on? " - 10 pts
Volc: Kermit's angels - 7 pts
Tiny Plastic bad: "The one on the left pooped her pants. The one next to her can smell it." - 4 pts
Oracle_163: Kermit's Angels! - 8 pts
jL0: 

Nobody:
W E E B S:

- 5 pts
no one 1: Kermit stop cheating. ~Piggy - 1 pt
iAmFROmchina: Will the FrogRangers ever find a cure for their eye and cheek diseases? Find out, on the next episode of Power Rangers: Ribbit! - 7 pts
blockhead77: Persona 6 is lookin' great - 3 pts

	1	1	2		3			1	1	9
						3	3			6
	3					2	2		3	10
1				2	1			3		7
		2			2					4
2			1	3				2		8
3									2	5
				1						1
	2		3			1	1			7
		3								3

Sacez: I may be a jobless loser but at least I can still be the Asian Hawkshot - 3 pts
Ninjahunter: pops Ultimate, UNLEASE THE DRAGON - 7 pts, 3 vts
Paracelsus Flamel: Yeah, I know the glasses look bad, but the archery bonus is just too high to pass up. - 6 pts, 3 vts
vOLc: Terrible cosplay. Either stick with widowmaker or hanzo, don't combine both. - 5 pts
Tempotemp: when you can't afford a superhero costume for halloween and make your own. - 9 pts
MystrOmAN: This kid is a better engineer than every one in Greece, cuz his things, and his economy, aren't broken. - 6 pts, 2 vts
Rusty Knight: Techno-elf strike again. - 8 pts
Tobyous: Typical level 100 archers in RPGs. - 10 pts
TaPol: Gajetto cd bijon ni iku - 1 pt
Akira_the_noob: Deflector eyes engaged, Fire! - 7 pts, 4 vts
Judalin: Me after I, a newbie, discovered /games. - 4 pts

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						3		2		2			7
	3					2			1				6
		3					2						5
		2			3				3	1			9
3			3										6
	1		2				3		2				8
2	2		1	3	2								10
				1									1
1		1		2				3					7
					1	1	1	1					4

Indigo Rain: Bah, my niece. She's so immature and irresponsible. Can you believe that she gave up working at the family restaurant to go to some dangerous wasteland to "go find herself." She can't cook, she can't sew, she doesn't know how to start a fire, she doesn't know how to find food in the wild. I feel sorry for my sister, but it's not like she has a good head on her shoulders either. - 7 pts, 4 vts
The Hombre: A thinly veiled attempt to show off some anime titty - 4 pts
Volc: "I see an extra head floating off in the distance" - 6 pts, 3 vts
LowRez: Look into my eyes - 10 pts
Dragonmaiden: "Hey guys, welcome to my newest vlog, Losing Weight in only Five Minutes!'' - 11 pts
Zammorak: "This isn't what I meant by giving you head!" - 5 pts, 4 vts
Rather Dashing: my eyes should be up here - 3 pts
damien1: you should see the other guy - 9 pts
fredg1: (thoughts) If we're ever in a relationship, I'll need to remember to avoid the term "giving head"... - 7 pts, 3 vts
Claive777: #Selfie - 0 pts
leftMEdead: the headless horseman in a bra - 5 pts, 2 vts
Xyzaxy: there's something odd. Maybe I need new glasses? - 6 pts, 4 vts
Nyker: Heads up hottie - 5 pts, 3 vts

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					2							2	4
				3						2	1		6
1				2			2			3	2		10
	3	3				2	3						11
				1		1		2				1	5
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			1			3			2		3		9
3					1							3	7
													0
	2		3										5
2		1	2						1				6
	1								3	1			5

(Source. Edited by Zach, with fixes by Erinn)

heroic Kol player: when you a redstone enginner and aren't doing to real sutff yet - 0 pts
TekLaris: OK, but whatever gets stuck to the knife is MINE!!! - 6 pts
Greenfrog74: When your mother tells you to give your little brother half of the chocolate, but you dont want to lose a milimeter. - 11 pts

Volc: For going through all this effort, a diagonal cut isn't very precise... - 8 pts
damien1: Divorce sucks even worse when you're both dieting - 15 pts
jmasta: After being fired from the factory for theft, penniless Charlie had to microdose to keep the cocoa withdrawals at bay - 7 pts

Turtley Boi: when only half of you is not yourself - 3 pts
Meh657: This guy planned to share. He knows he could just break it in half, right? - 2 pts
Knott Slanding: When your broke friend wants a piece - 4 pts, 3 vts
Lovely Lady Leviathan: me and my sisters splitting our loot - 4 pts, 2 vts

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	1			1		3	3	3		11
3		3				1	1			8
2	3		3		2			2	3	15
	2	1		2					2	7
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			2							2
1		2	1							4
						2	2			4