Rather Dashing: Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell the happy meal of an American - 14 pts
Nyker: Really? YOU want to "Super Size" ME??? - 3 pts, 1 vt
The Hombre: Forget the giant and the hobbit, can we talk about why the US doesn't have the Chicken McDo? - 5 pts, 2 vts
Westcliffe: I'll need at least one of everything on the menu. - 3 pts, 3 vts
VolcWatcher: My eyes are up there. Waaay up here. - 5 pts, 3 vts
Riccardo Benzoni: "Even the employee's are snack-sized!" - 9 pts
Sacez: Ill take one of everything please - 4 pts
ThePig: I totally didn't photoshop this - 2 pts
Tango Rose: David v. Goliath, 600 B.C. (colorized) - 12 pts
MYsTRoMaN: Sorry, we don't serve freaking anime titans here." - 3 pts, 2 vts
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Lord President: It's open every other day: to-day isn't any other day, you know. - 3 pts
Llamasoup: Hey, they're open! - 6 pts, 4 vts
Indigo Rain: With just the windows broken, they didn't feel like they could call it Nine-Eleven - 7 pts
Tango Rose: Prepping for a hurricane - 4 pts, 3 vts
Xyzaxy: "Open walls for our back door deals" - 6 pts, 3 vts
Washingtongroundsquirrel: "Sometimes, you're the munchies." - 1 pt
Rather Dashing: 7-Eleven: Where the good things come easy, if you have an axe. - 6 pts, 4 vts
Nyker: You don't want to see them closed - 17 pts
damien1: finally, they figured out a way to leave some slurpees for ghosts. poor casper always gets there too late and the blue raspberry is empty - 6 pts, 2 vts
ShinyPlatypus: "legitimate business in front, and we don't talk about the back" - 4 pts, 2 vts
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Indigo Rain: Bah, my niece. She's so immature and irresponsible. Can you believe that she gave up working at the family restaurant to go to some dangerous wasteland to "go find herself." She can't cook, she can't sew, she doesn't know how to start a fire, she doesn't know how to find food in the wild. I feel sorry for my sister, but it's not like she has a good head on her shoulders either. - 7 pts, 4 vts
The Hombre: A thinly veiled attempt to show off some anime titty - 4 pts
Volc: "I see an extra head floating off in the distance" - 6 pts, 3 vts
LowRez: Look into my eyes - 10 pts
Dragonmaiden: "Hey guys, welcome to my newest vlog, Losing Weight in only Five Minutes!'' - 11 pts
Zammorak: "This isn't what I meant by giving you head!" - 5 pts, 4 vts
Rather Dashing: my eyes should be up here - 3 pts
damien1: you should see the other guy - 9 pts
fredg1: (thoughts) If we're ever in a relationship, I'll need to remember to avoid the term "giving head"... - 7 pts, 3 vts
Claive777: #Selfie - 0 pts
leftMEdead: the headless horseman in a bra - 5 pts, 2 vts
Xyzaxy: there's something odd. Maybe I need new glasses? - 6 pts, 4 vts
Nyker: Heads up hottie - 5 pts, 3 vts
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(Source. Edited by Zach, with fixes by Erinn)
