Indigo Rain: he always wanted to drive a convertible... - 8 pts
Dragonmaiden: "That bee will be a sPoT oN my windShiELd" - 0 pts
Tango Rose: Meanwhile, in 3019... - 4 pts
Xyzaxy: when one game isn't enough - 2 pts
Rather Dashing: after the casualty report arrived, they decided that would be the last they will let budget constrains drive them to approve soccer games on the racing track - 7 pts
Westcliffe: John got a real kick out of the new drive-in soccer stadium. - 9 pts, 2 2's
Claive777: The refs USED to have a hard time keeping up... - 9 pts, 1 2
astop: Guy shows up in blue car and surprisingly doesn't crash anyone when parking it - 4 pts
Kitkatpatywhack: he is making his way downtown, driving fast, soccer past - 11 pts
Corman: Oh boy, I'm gonna take that sweet ball after I run over that idiot - 0 pts
The Hombre: Front row parking - 12 pts

		2			3		3						8
													0
				2			2						4
	2												2
	3					1		3					7
1				1				2	2	3			9
	1		1		2			1	3	1			9
			2							2			4
3		1	3			3			1				11
													0
2		3		3	1	2	1						12

Indigo Rain: Dominos in Asian markets have been really innovated with their pizzas lately. The Mint-Pepperoni pizza is just behind Chocolate Sushi pizza in terms of popularity. - 2 pts, 1 vt
candyman: two birds one stoned - 11 pts
Lord President: Still better than pineapple pizza. - 5 pts
Tango Rose: Day 3 if being in a hurricane - 7 pts
Riccardo Benzoni: When you have a dentist's appointment coming up but the pizza is just that good - 13 pts
Claive777: 'For that good clean feeling...No matter what." - 2 pts, 1 vt
Wokel: When you have no time for breakfast or brushing. - 3 pts
Boondoggle The Magnificent: EFFICIENCY
Just because it saves time doesn't mean it is good. - 16 pts
Rather Dashing: The BaColgate line was a smaller success than they anticipated. - 2 pts, 1 vt
Paracelsus Flamel: Still better than pineapple. - 3 pts
Westcliffe: With floss baked into the crust, you can now eat and clean your teeth at the same time. - 2 pts, 2 vts

			2										2
		2			2		2		3	2			11
			1			2		1		1			5
3		3			1								7
1	3	1				3	1	3	1				13
	2												2
							3						3
2	1			3	3			2	2	3			16
				2									2
			3										3
				1		1							2

Indigo Rain: Bah, my niece. She's so immature and irresponsible. Can you believe that she gave up working at the family restaurant to go to some dangerous wasteland to "go find herself." She can't cook, she can't sew, she doesn't know how to start a fire, she doesn't know how to find food in the wild. I feel sorry for my sister, but it's not like she has a good head on her shoulders either. - 7 pts, 4 vts
The Hombre: A thinly veiled attempt to show off some anime titty - 4 pts
Volc: "I see an extra head floating off in the distance" - 6 pts, 3 vts
LowRez: Look into my eyes - 10 pts
Dragonmaiden: "Hey guys, welcome to my newest vlog, Losing Weight in only Five Minutes!'' - 11 pts
Zammorak: "This isn't what I meant by giving you head!" - 5 pts, 4 vts
Rather Dashing: my eyes should be up here - 3 pts
damien1: you should see the other guy - 9 pts
fredg1: (thoughts) If we're ever in a relationship, I'll need to remember to avoid the term "giving head"... - 7 pts, 3 vts
Claive777: #Selfie - 0 pts
leftMEdead: the headless horseman in a bra - 5 pts, 2 vts
Xyzaxy: there's something odd. Maybe I need new glasses? - 6 pts, 4 vts
Nyker: Heads up hottie - 5 pts, 3 vts

		2			3		1	1					7
					2							2	4
				3						2	1		6
1				2			2			3	2		10
	3	3				2	3						11
				1		1		2				1	5
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			1			3			2		3		9
3					1							3	7
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	2		3										5
2		1	2						1				6
	1								3	1			5

(Source. Edited by Zach, with fixes by Erinn)

Riccardo Benzoni: Count Loafula and his cohorts, Baron Bagel and Duke Doughcrumb - 10 pts, 4 vts
Overlore: The illuminati basically control all the worlds dough. - 11 pts
Lord President: When you need to fill up your Asdon Martin - 6 pts
tobymAc: That moment when Vampires run out of blood and start a bakery. Hey John stop eating the cherry filling!!!! - 0 pts
blockhead77:  Bread-man and his goons are rising up in the ranks of crime. - 10 pts, 5 vts, 2 3's
Indigo Rain: You see that coloring? That pretzeling? You have to dip the dough in a lye bath. You see, we have a lot of lye, and large tubs as well. - 2 pts
Tango Rose: BREAD OFFICIALLY GOTTEN - 10 pts, 5 vts, 1 3
The Hombre: When you show up to school and find out the rest of the squad co-ordinated without you" - 9 pts
Claive777: "Don't want none unless you got buns hun" - 4 pts
Llamasoup: Big bread - 1 pt
Xyzaxy: don't mind that square - 3 pts

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		1			1	3		3	3				11
			1			2	3						6
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	3	2				1		1		3			10
										2			2
3	2		2	1					2				10
			3	2	3					1			9
	1				2		1						4
1													1
2									1				3

Dragonmaiden: wasted - 5 pts, 3 vts

Shay HammoWolf: HYPERFIXATION - 0 pts

noodleynoodler: PARKOUUUUUUUR - 19 pts
Tango Rose: WHen it's finally time to catch that raccoon that digs through the office trash - 11 pts
ArchAngel771: The Hangover Part 4: Grown Ups - 3 pts, 3 vts
Lord President: When the drugs finally kick in - 9 pts
damien1: truck surfing USA - 3 pts, 1 vt
Riccardo Benzoni: "Me and the boys looking down on racisim cause that shit's wack" - 5 pts, 2 vts
Claive777: when bae says she's ready for a 3-way, but your bro's are all virgins. - 0 pts
blockhead77: caption contest A: We didn't bring parachutes? - 3 pts, 2 vts
Overlore: "They changed something in the Matrix" - 8 pts

	2			1					2				5
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1	3		3			1	2	3	3	3			19
		2			3	3		2		1			11
	1						1		1				3
2		1	2	3				1					9
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		3								2			5
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			1		2								3
3				2	1	2							8