Rgarz1: Sorry grandpa the stairway to heaven is too crowded we're taking the subway - 9 pts
Elffaw: Me and the boys smuggling BEANS at 3AM - 11 pts

Dance_dance: we really need to either find a mechanic open on the weekend, or stop holding funderals on Saturday. this is the third time this year the hearse broke down. - 2 pts, 2 vts
Nobodybond: Phil was willing to resort to extreme measures to avoid paying the subway fare. - 6 pts
Loathbred: "How else was I supposed to get the sex doll through customs?" - 3 pts
CandyMan: Hey, no jumping the turnstile! - 2 pts, 1 vt
Rather Dashing: I am very sorry, Mr. Dracula, but you will have to buy a ticket just like everyone else - 7 pts
LowRez: This one weird trick can save you hundreds in subway fares. - 12 pts
Basref Vrumjuhon: DIO WHAT ARE YOU DOING - 4 pts
no one 1: Coffin in the train for those coughing in the train - 4 pts

		3	2					1	3	9
				3		3	2	3		11
1									1	2
	2					2		2		6
					1				2	3
		2								2
3				1	3					7
2	1	1	3	2	2	1				12
			1				3			4
	3						1			4

Indigo Rain: Dominos in Asian markets have been really innovated with their pizzas lately. The Mint-Pepperoni pizza is just behind Chocolate Sushi pizza in terms of popularity. - 2 pts, 1 vt
candyman: two birds one stoned - 11 pts
Lord President: Still better than pineapple pizza. - 5 pts
Tango Rose: Day 3 if being in a hurricane - 7 pts
Riccardo Benzoni: When you have a dentist's appointment coming up but the pizza is just that good - 13 pts
Claive777: 'For that good clean feeling...No matter what." - 2 pts, 1 vt
Wokel: When you have no time for breakfast or brushing. - 3 pts
Boondoggle The Magnificent: EFFICIENCY
Just because it saves time doesn't mean it is good. - 16 pts
Rather Dashing: The BaColgate line was a smaller success than they anticipated. - 2 pts, 1 vt
Paracelsus Flamel: Still better than pineapple. - 3 pts
Westcliffe: With floss baked into the crust, you can now eat and clean your teeth at the same time. - 2 pts, 2 vts

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		2			2		2		3	2			11
			1			2		1		1			5
3		3			1								7
1	3	1				3	1	3	1				13
	2												2
							3						3
2	1			3	3			2	2	3			16
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				1		1							2