Rgarz1: Sorry grandpa the stairway to heaven is too crowded we're taking the subway - 9 pts
Elffaw: Me and the boys smuggling BEANS at 3AM - 11 pts
Dance_dance: we really need to either find a mechanic open on the weekend, or stop holding funderals on Saturday. this is the third time this year the hearse broke down. - 2 pts, 2 vts
Nobodybond: Phil was willing to resort to extreme measures to avoid paying the subway fare. - 6 pts
Loathbred: "How else was I supposed to get the sex doll through customs?" - 3 pts
CandyMan: Hey, no jumping the turnstile! - 2 pts, 1 vt
Rather Dashing: I am very sorry, Mr. Dracula, but you will have to buy a ticket just like everyone else - 7 pts
LowRez: This one weird trick can save you hundreds in subway fares. - 12 pts
Basref Vrumjuhon: DIO WHAT ARE YOU DOING - 4 pts
no one 1: Coffin in the train for those coughing in the train - 4 pts
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Indigo Rain: Bah, my niece. She's so immature and irresponsible. Can you believe that she gave up working at the family restaurant to go to some dangerous wasteland to "go find herself." She can't cook, she can't sew, she doesn't know how to start a fire, she doesn't know how to find food in the wild. I feel sorry for my sister, but it's not like she has a good head on her shoulders either. - 7 pts, 4 vts
The Hombre: A thinly veiled attempt to show off some anime titty - 4 pts
Volc: "I see an extra head floating off in the distance" - 6 pts, 3 vts
LowRez: Look into my eyes - 10 pts
Dragonmaiden: "Hey guys, welcome to my newest vlog, Losing Weight in only Five Minutes!'' - 11 pts
Zammorak: "This isn't what I meant by giving you head!" - 5 pts, 4 vts
Rather Dashing: my eyes should be up here - 3 pts
damien1: you should see the other guy - 9 pts
fredg1: (thoughts) If we're ever in a relationship, I'll need to remember to avoid the term "giving head"... - 7 pts, 3 vts
Claive777: #Selfie - 0 pts
leftMEdead: the headless horseman in a bra - 5 pts, 2 vts
Xyzaxy: there's something odd. Maybe I need new glasses? - 6 pts, 4 vts
Nyker: Heads up hottie - 5 pts, 3 vts
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Zammorak: No need to lose your head over it. - 12 pts
damien1: "i know, i know. you're thinking how did i get that scar on my abdomen? well everyone has their secrets." - 5 pts
heroic Kol player: ACTUAL PHOTO of french king in heaven colourised circa 1795 - 3 pts, 2 vts
ShinyPlatypus: truly, he never had his head about him until after the first cup of coffee. - 13 pts
gANeLoN: I know what your thinking. How is this possible? Have you always been this way? The answer is, yes. I was born with no nipples and a vagina on my abdomen. - 9 pts
Llamasoup: When you take mannequin senpai home - 6 pts, 4 vts
GrayWing: not my cup of tea - 10 pts
VolcWatcher: Sooo where does he pour that coffee exactly? - 3 pts, 1 vt
SirStabsalot: guess what else has no head ;)? - 6 pts, 3 vts
Nikolai the Russian Fugitive: "the average communist" - 6 pts, 2 vts
Making Poutine Everyday: Down the throat, through the throat, poured down the throat. - 3 pts, 1 vt
ThePig: X: hey look at me in the eye. Z: you have no eye - 2 pts
LowRez: WTF?!?? No cream? - 0 pts
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Katarn: "Look forward to Waluigi wearing the Super Crown next" - 7 pts
heroic Kol player: Pewds is better than T-series - 3 pts, 2 vts bitch lasagna
NEWPlayEr164: gIvE Me 1 MiLLiON $$$ oR yOu wiLL nEvEr seE yoUR nInTeNDo SwITcH evER aGaiN - 5 pts
Big Daddy Grimm: "World Recod Holder for Koopa Trooper shaped sex toys since 1983!" - 3 pts, 1 vt
JustAnotherPerson1: Don't mind them, its just one of our little games - 9 pts, 4 vts, 1 3
Zecho: Hi! I have captured Mario and Luigi, if you want them back, I demand a Mr Acessory! - 9 pts, 5 vts
gANeLoN: Every toy behind me is a trophy I took from a childs room. - 11 pts
jojobo: Ninter is Coming! - 0 pts
Green Guard: Can you Nintendon't - 9 pts, 4 vts, 2 3's
LowRez: "No longer a Hair Club client" - 2 pts
PsyMar: All your castle are belong to Bowser! - 8 pts what you say!
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