SCRAGGYSCROO: When the dog barks while pouring wine - 3 pts
KRR: POV: This isn't your first drink - 1 pt
snarl: Bertrand's sommelier experience certainly wasnt off the cuff. - 5 pts, 3 vts
efot: pour me three fingers, please - 14 pts, 6 vts
Edgelord77: passive-aggresive drink pouring - 0 pts
JD McSquinty: alcohol abuse ruins sleeves - 4 pts
SpryPyro: "I told you Jake, if you can't pour another, you can't drink another!" - 10 pts
Xyzaxy: "I just want my bloody drink!" - 5 pts, 2 vts
Bored Guy: I can tell it's not your first bottle... - 3 pts
kol329: When you expect an american sized drink but get a european one instead - 2 pts
theMalcolite: Moments after holding out his cup, he knew he'd made a pour decision - 14 pts, 7 vts
CheGuevara: No use crying over spilt wine! - 5 pts, 2 vts

					2			1					3
1													1
			3		1					1			5
		3		1		3	1			3	3		14
													0
		2				2							4
2	3			2				2			1		10
			2	3									5
	1						2						3
										2			2
3		1	1		3	1		3			2		14
	2						3						5

efot: and these are my friends John, John and John - 15 pts, 7 vts
CheGuevara: let the sh"t talking meeting commence! - 6 pts, 3 vts, 1 3
ChOcOsLut: "You know it's going to be a shitty meeting when..." - 6 pts, 3 vts, 0 3's
SwordsRCool: Now if that's a Royal Morning Tea, then Please De-Throne me, so I can join Everyone else! - 0 pts
theMalcolite: The order of the Porcelain Throne meets on a regular basis. - 13 pts
ChefSequoia: teatime of thrones? - 0 pts

KatelinB: shooting the shit? - 1 pt

Xyzaxy: complete food cycle - 6 pts, 4 vts
PazSox: thrones of the round table - 15 pts, 5 vts

Mistress of the Obvious: Looks like Taco Bell finally markets to their demographic - 10 pts
pv_rhubarb: >the council - 2 pts

Unameme: Day 5: The hidden camera hasn't found any evidence of the Back-Porch Gambler. Perhaps the artifical bait-house still smells too fresh? - 0 pts
Covonia: Preparation for the tacobell dinner was almost complete, just waiting on costco toilet paper. - 4 pts

		3	1	3	2			2	3		1		15
				1				3				2	6
2						2			2				6
													0
		2	2		1	1	2	1		1	3		13
													0
									1				1
1	2									2		1	6
			3		3	3	3			3			15
	3			2							2	3	10
		1					1						2
													0
3	1												4

Indigo Rain: he always wanted to drive a convertible... - 8 pts
Dragonmaiden: "That bee will be a sPoT oN my windShiELd" - 0 pts
Tango Rose: Meanwhile, in 3019... - 4 pts
Xyzaxy: when one game isn't enough - 2 pts
Rather Dashing: after the casualty report arrived, they decided that would be the last they will let budget constrains drive them to approve soccer games on the racing track - 7 pts
Westcliffe: John got a real kick out of the new drive-in soccer stadium. - 9 pts, 2 2's
Claive777: The refs USED to have a hard time keeping up... - 9 pts, 1 2
astop: Guy shows up in blue car and surprisingly doesn't crash anyone when parking it - 4 pts
Kitkatpatywhack: he is making his way downtown, driving fast, soccer past - 11 pts
Corman: Oh boy, I'm gonna take that sweet ball after I run over that idiot - 0 pts
The Hombre: Front row parking - 12 pts

		2			3		3						8
													0
				2			2						4
	2												2
	3					1		3					7
1				1				2	2	3			9
	1		1		2			1	3	1			9
			2							2			4
3		1	3			3			1				11
													0
2		3		3	1	2	1						12

Lord President: It's open every other day: to-day isn't any other day, you know. - 3 pts
Llamasoup: Hey, they're open! - 6 pts, 4 vts
Indigo Rain: With just the windows broken, they didn't feel like they could call it Nine-Eleven - 7 pts
Tango Rose: Prepping for a hurricane - 4 pts, 3 vts
Xyzaxy: "Open walls for our back door deals" - 6 pts, 3 vts
Washingtongroundsquirrel: "Sometimes, you're the munchies." - 1 pt
Rather Dashing: 7-Eleven: Where the good things come easy, if you have an axe. - 6 pts, 4 vts
Nyker: You don't want to see them closed - 17 pts
damien1: finally, they figured out a way to leave some slurpees for ghosts. poor casper always gets there too late and the blue raspberry is empty - 6 pts, 2 vts
ShinyPlatypus: "legitimate business in front, and we don't talk about the back" - 4 pts, 2 vts

						2		1		3
		1		2	1			2		6
	2		2				3			7
1		2		1						4
			1		3		2			6
	1									1
2					2		1		1	6
3		3		3		3		3	2	17
	3								3	6
			3			1				4

Indigo Rain: Bah, my niece. She's so immature and irresponsible. Can you believe that she gave up working at the family restaurant to go to some dangerous wasteland to "go find herself." She can't cook, she can't sew, she doesn't know how to start a fire, she doesn't know how to find food in the wild. I feel sorry for my sister, but it's not like she has a good head on her shoulders either. - 7 pts, 4 vts
The Hombre: A thinly veiled attempt to show off some anime titty - 4 pts
Volc: "I see an extra head floating off in the distance" - 6 pts, 3 vts
LowRez: Look into my eyes - 10 pts
Dragonmaiden: "Hey guys, welcome to my newest vlog, Losing Weight in only Five Minutes!'' - 11 pts
Zammorak: "This isn't what I meant by giving you head!" - 5 pts, 4 vts
Rather Dashing: my eyes should be up here - 3 pts
damien1: you should see the other guy - 9 pts
fredg1: (thoughts) If we're ever in a relationship, I'll need to remember to avoid the term "giving head"... - 7 pts, 3 vts
Claive777: #Selfie - 0 pts
leftMEdead: the headless horseman in a bra - 5 pts, 2 vts
Xyzaxy: there's something odd. Maybe I need new glasses? - 6 pts, 4 vts
Nyker: Heads up hottie - 5 pts, 3 vts

		2			3		1	1					7
					2							2	4
				3						2	1		6
1				2			2			3	2		10
	3	3				2	3						11
				1		1		2				1	5
								3					3
			1			3			2		3		9
3					1							3	7
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	2		3										5
2		1	2						1				6
	1								3	1			5

(Source. Edited by Zach, with fixes by Erinn)