Bored Guy: A modern day walking-on-water miracle. - 0 pts

Busybody42: I knew I shouldn't have trusted the penguin mafia. Seriously, who gives somebody an RPG, but no ammo for it? - 6 pts
theMalcolite: Modern Blaster launchers are much more user friendly, but the 99% hit rate still misses 9 out of 10 times. - 3 pts, 2 vts

Lord Mark: "My buddy told me to bring an RPG over for game night, I don't know why but I hope he likes it." - 11 pts

efot: check out the RPG I just downloaded - 4 pts
snarl: "OKGoogle, clear a path." - 13 pts, 5 vts

CheeseyPickle: I take self-defense very seriously. - 3 pts, 2 vts
Kitprice16: And this my folks is how you keep all them gold digger ladies away from you on a Sunday Morning - 3 pts, 1 vts
Soxfan196o: off to fight the hermit. nothing to see here - 5 pts

JD McSquinty: Sometimes even the most hard-core adventurer feels like a Casual run - 1 pt

Zanchvegas: When you have to blow up a weapons depot a 4pm, but need coordinate pick up of the kids at 5pm. - 13 pts, 6 vts

Thoth19: How to Fire Your ACME Rocket Propelled Grenade Launcher Kindle Edition - 10 pts

													0
			2			1		3					6
	1									2			3
	2	2			2	3		2					11
2										1	1		4
3		3		3				1			3		13
1							2						3
			3										3
		1			1	2			1				5
							1						1
	3		1	1			3		3		2		13
				2	3				2	3			10

SCRAGGYSCROO: When the dog barks while pouring wine - 3 pts
KRR: POV: This isn't your first drink - 1 pt
snarl: Bertrand's sommelier experience certainly wasnt off the cuff. - 5 pts, 3 vts
efot: pour me three fingers, please - 14 pts, 6 vts
Edgelord77: passive-aggresive drink pouring - 0 pts
JD McSquinty: alcohol abuse ruins sleeves - 4 pts
SpryPyro: "I told you Jake, if you can't pour another, you can't drink another!" - 10 pts
Xyzaxy: "I just want my bloody drink!" - 5 pts, 2 vts
Bored Guy: I can tell it's not your first bottle... - 3 pts
kol329: When you expect an american sized drink but get a european one instead - 2 pts
theMalcolite: Moments after holding out his cup, he knew he'd made a pour decision - 14 pts, 7 vts
CheGuevara: No use crying over spilt wine! - 5 pts, 2 vts

					2			1					3
1													1
			3		1					1			5
		3		1		3	1			3	3		14
													0
		2				2							4
2	3			2				2			1		10
			2	3									5
	1						2						3
										2			2
3		1	1		3	1		3			2		14
	2						3						5

efot: and these are my friends John, John and John - 15 pts, 7 vts
CheGuevara: let the sh"t talking meeting commence! - 6 pts, 3 vts, 1 3
ChOcOsLut: "You know it's going to be a shitty meeting when..." - 6 pts, 3 vts, 0 3's
SwordsRCool: Now if that's a Royal Morning Tea, then Please De-Throne me, so I can join Everyone else! - 0 pts
theMalcolite: The order of the Porcelain Throne meets on a regular basis. - 13 pts
ChefSequoia: teatime of thrones? - 0 pts

KatelinB: shooting the shit? - 1 pt

Xyzaxy: complete food cycle - 6 pts, 4 vts
PazSox: thrones of the round table - 15 pts, 5 vts

Mistress of the Obvious: Looks like Taco Bell finally markets to their demographic - 10 pts
pv_rhubarb: >the council - 2 pts

Unameme: Day 5: The hidden camera hasn't found any evidence of the Back-Porch Gambler. Perhaps the artifical bait-house still smells too fresh? - 0 pts
Covonia: Preparation for the tacobell dinner was almost complete, just waiting on costco toilet paper. - 4 pts

		3	1	3	2			2	3		1		15
				1				3				2	6
2						2			2				6
													0
		2	2		1	1	2	1		1	3		13
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									1				1
1	2									2		1	6
			3		3	3	3			3			15
	3			2							2	3	10
		1					1						2
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3	1												4