Bored Guy: A modern day walking-on-water miracle. - 0 pts

Busybody42: I knew I shouldn't have trusted the penguin mafia. Seriously, who gives somebody an RPG, but no ammo for it? - 6 pts
theMalcolite: Modern Blaster launchers are much more user friendly, but the 99% hit rate still misses 9 out of 10 times. - 3 pts, 2 vts

Lord Mark: "My buddy told me to bring an RPG over for game night, I don't know why but I hope he likes it." - 11 pts

efot: check out the RPG I just downloaded - 4 pts
snarl: "OKGoogle, clear a path." - 13 pts, 5 vts

CheeseyPickle: I take self-defense very seriously. - 3 pts, 2 vts
Kitprice16: And this my folks is how you keep all them gold digger ladies away from you on a Sunday Morning - 3 pts, 1 vts
Soxfan196o: off to fight the hermit. nothing to see here - 5 pts

JD McSquinty: Sometimes even the most hard-core adventurer feels like a Casual run - 1 pt

Zanchvegas: When you have to blow up a weapons depot a 4pm, but need coordinate pick up of the kids at 5pm. - 13 pts, 6 vts

Thoth19: How to Fire Your ACME Rocket Propelled Grenade Launcher Kindle Edition - 10 pts

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